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Post by trailboss on May 7, 2017 10:47:47 GMT -5
Things in life are NOT always as they may appear. Sometimes we simply need to step back, take a deep breath and move on...
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Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.
I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards, Alan
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THE RESPONSE
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his neighbor:
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THE SECOND MESSAGE
Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured out the damned Auto-Correct changed "Wi-Fi" to "wife." Well, that’s technology for you, eh?
Regards, Alan
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Post by papipeguy on May 7, 2017 11:41:08 GMT -5
Good one, Charlie. I'll use it.
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Post by oldcajun123 on May 7, 2017 11:52:15 GMT -5
That's a Faboulas one, haste makes wasted wife.
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Post by stvalentine on May 7, 2017 13:30:51 GMT -5
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Post by simnettpratt on May 7, 2017 13:45:00 GMT -5
That was pretty good. While autocorrect certainly has it's issues, if people would just take a second to READ the damn text before they hit send, it would just be an annoyance. Personal pet peeve.
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Post by username on May 7, 2017 14:58:47 GMT -5
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Post by Lady Margaret on May 8, 2017 6:19:25 GMT -5
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Post by youngdad33 on May 11, 2017 6:32:16 GMT -5
A couple of years ago, I was in physical therapy. Part of that therapy was to organise a small trip out using public transport. I decided on my route and text my (then) wife saying: "I've decided what I'm going to do this afternoon, I'm going to Jamyang as I haven't seen it for a while." Jamyang is the name of a Buddhist temple in London I often visit for peace and tranquility. Unfortunately, what was sent was: "I've decided what I'm going to do this afternoon, I'm going to a GANGBANG as I haven't seen it for a while".
And no, that's not why she's my ex wife.
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Post by Lady Margaret on May 11, 2017 10:32:55 GMT -5
A couple of years ago, I was in physical therapy. Part of that therapy was to organise a small trip out using public transport. I decided on my route and text my (then) wife saying: "I've decided what I'm going to do this afternoon, I'm going to Jamyang as I haven't seen it for a while." Jamyang is the name of a Buddhist temple in London I often visit for peace and tranquility. Unfortunately, what was sent was: "I've decided what I'm going to do this afternoon, I'm going to a GANGBANG as I haven't seen it for a while". And no, that's not why she's my ex wife.
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