Post by serenity on Jul 13, 2017 12:37:07 GMT -5
go into this diner in a little country town and set down. The waitress comes over with glasses of water and says"how y'all boys doin today"
Father explains we're doing fine ma'am
Would you like to hear the specials she asks
No thank you!
She turns to the first little boy and asks what can I get you honey
First boy says I'll have a G*D damned cheeseburger
Slightly appalled she draws away, and the father slaps the boy rather hard.
The waitress thinks quickly to change the subject turns to the other little boy, "and what can I get you sweety"?
Other boy replies "you can bet your sweet arse, I ain't getting no GD damn cheeseburger
Father explains we're doing fine ma'am
Would you like to hear the specials she asks
No thank you!
She turns to the first little boy and asks what can I get you honey
First boy says I'll have a G*D damned cheeseburger
Slightly appalled she draws away, and the father slaps the boy rather hard.
The waitress thinks quickly to change the subject turns to the other little boy, "and what can I get you sweety"?
Other boy replies "you can bet your sweet arse, I ain't getting no GD damn cheeseburger
