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That Falls Guy
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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First Name: Roy
Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999
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Limerick Contest Sept 27, 2017 17:08:07 GMT -5 antb and Lady Margaret like this

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Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 27, 2017 17:08:07 GMT -5

Sept 27, 2017 16:21:19 GMT -5 Lady Margaret said:

i am quite amused

Well, here's another one for ya......

There was once a piper named Lawrence
Who refused to smoke in great torrents
But he smoked so damned slow
That his pipe wouldn't glow
Now he smokes as fast as it warrants.

Remind you of Anyone (including yourself)

Last Edit: Sept 27, 2017 17:15:48 GMT -5 by That Falls Guy

billyklubb Senior Member Posts: 1,213 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 27, 2017 17:30:06 GMT -5 crapgame, antb, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by billyklubb on Sept 27, 2017 17:30:06 GMT -5 I bought a pipe in the city It seemed to smoke real s#!tty I bored it out And without a doubt It's now the pipe for me!
	There is a difference between pride and arrogance. Which do you hold in your heart?

That Falls Guy Senior Member Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Posts: 1,000 First Name: Roy Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 27, 2017 17:48:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 27, 2017 17:48:12 GMT -5 Good One Billy!
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Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 27, 2017 22:06:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Sept 27, 2017 22:06:16 GMT -5 lol
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

That Falls Guy Senior Member Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Posts: 1,000 First Name: Roy Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 12:26:07 GMT -5 Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 28, 2017 12:26:07 GMT -5 There was a pipe smoker named Phil For whom nose warmers sure fit the bill. One day he got careless And now he is hairless But he puffs that old nose warmer still.

papipeguy Moderator Consigliere Posts: 5,577 First Name: John Favorite Pipe: Any of my 6 Gabrieli's, my 2 RD Pipes and 2 JZP pipes. Favorite Tobacco: Warrior Plug and War Horse Bar. Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 14:36:06 GMT -5 That Falls Guy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by papipeguy on Sept 28, 2017 14:36:06 GMT -5 Good one, Roy.
	Blowing smoke since 1970.

Matthew Senior Member I Identify as an Ol-Coot,,,,Think I made it ! Posts: 1,190 First Name: Matthew Favorite Pipe: Doctor Grabow Savoy Favorite Tobacco: Still Looking Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 15:47:03 GMT -5 Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Matthew on Sept 28, 2017 15:47:03 GMT -5 I was walking thru the Patch one day It was a couple months after May When I spied a pretty Lass She was filled with spice and Sass Said Come and smoke your Lonely Cares Away
	My wife asked " Why do you call yourself an OLD-GIT?" I answered "Cause I'm Old and Git-en OLDER" But ya know,The older I Git,The less I Git.

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 16:34:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Sept 28, 2017 16:34:51 GMT -5 lol!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

That Falls Guy Senior Member Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Posts: 1,000 First Name: Roy Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 17:04:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 28, 2017 17:04:28 GMT -5 Sept 28, 2017 14:36:06 GMT -5 papipeguy said: Good one, Roy. Thanks John.

That Falls Guy
Senior Member

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

Posts: 1,000

First Name: Roy
Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999
Location:

Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 17:16:33 GMT -5 JimInks, antb, and 1 more like this

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Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 28, 2017 17:16:33 GMT -5

Dedicated to a friend, whose name shall go unidentified!

There was once a man named Inks
His reviews often showed other links
But the stuff that he smokes
Would make the community choke
Yet his reviews tend never to sink!

Last Edit: Sept 28, 2017 17:41:05 GMT -5 by That Falls Guy

That Falls Guy Senior Member Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Posts: 1,000 First Name: Roy Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 17:39:16 GMT -5 Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 28, 2017 17:39:16 GMT -5 Now you have me on a roll.... There's a guy on here named Justin His quest for tobacco is always Lustin' He's responsible for this site He works day and night And for us his arse is always Bustin

That Falls Guy Senior Member Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Posts: 1,000 First Name: Roy Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 17:57:25 GMT -5 Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 28, 2017 17:57:25 GMT -5 How about our Consigliere A person who seems to be merry His pipes are on spot Of those he has a lot So a good reputation does he carry!

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 20:03:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Sept 28, 2017 20:03:14 GMT -5 excellent!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

papipeguy Moderator Consigliere Posts: 5,577 First Name: John Favorite Pipe: Any of my 6 Gabrieli's, my 2 RD Pipes and 2 JZP pipes. Favorite Tobacco: Warrior Plug and War Horse Bar. Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 20:07:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by papipeguy on Sept 28, 2017 20:07:24 GMT -5 Great stuff, Roy.
	Blowing smoke since 1970.

crapgame Moderator Drawing of my beloved Daisy by my mom from picture my wife and daughter took for father's day Posts: 2,470 First Name: Mike Favorite Pipe: The one I have smoking right this minute Favorite Tobacco: A few codger OTC.. My own blends, english, aromatics, Va/pers, well anything but Lakelands so it seems Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 28, 2017 20:36:25 GMT -5 Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by crapgame on Sept 28, 2017 20:36:25 GMT -5 This guy is good!
	I not only march to the beat of a different drummer I own the whole marching band!

That Falls Guy
Senior Member

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

Posts: 1,000

First Name: Roy
Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999
Location:

Limerick Contest Sept 29, 2017 15:52:09 GMT -5 crapgame likes this

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Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 29, 2017 15:52:09 GMT -5

I just had to do one for crapgame....

Crapgame's favorite pipe is his Spirit
He always keeps it close to be near it
But once in a while he cheats
And some Cigars does he sneak
But we'll pretend we don't know lest he fear it!

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 29, 2017 17:20:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Sept 29, 2017 17:20:06 GMT -5 aww, very cool!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

That Falls Guy Senior Member Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! Posts: 1,000 First Name: Roy Favorite Pipe: K&P Irish Made Army 999 Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 29, 2017 17:55:10 GMT -5 antb likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by That Falls Guy on Sept 29, 2017 17:55:10 GMT -5 OK. Last one...I promise! Lady Margaret she wanted some prose Our forum members she invited those So she offers a cob as prize Which is nice in one's eyes So the prose once again here it goes.

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Sept 29, 2017 19:58:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Sept 29, 2017 19:58:57 GMT -5
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 12, 2017 11:56:31 GMT -5 antb likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Oct 12, 2017 11:56:31 GMT -5 okay guys, i've been working hard on this prize -- even making a clay pipe rest -- and the deadline is just a few days away!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 14, 2017 16:23:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Oct 14, 2017 16:23:36 GMT -5 one day to go!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 14, 2017 18:59:30 GMT -5 via mobile Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2017 18:59:30 GMT -5 Mah name is Bill I live ovea da hill Mah brotha name is Bill He went unda da hill To play whit Lill She like ta play on da sill

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 14, 2017 20:54:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Oct 14, 2017 20:54:42 GMT -5 cute!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

Lady Margaret
Pro Member

formulating fantastic jams

Posts: 6,327

First Name: "cob princess"
Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain
Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou
Location:

Limerick Contest Oct 16, 2017 8:26:05 GMT -5

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Post by Lady Margaret on Oct 16, 2017 8:26:05 GMT -5

yesterday was the deadline, so today I announce the winner. It was a hard choice to make, so many great limericks, but there could only be one, so I choose....

MATTHEW

pm me your address and I will get your award in the mail by the end of the week. I have to put the finishing touches on the pipe rest,

She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

Matthew Senior Member I Identify as an Ol-Coot,,,,Think I made it ! Posts: 1,190 First Name: Matthew Favorite Pipe: Doctor Grabow Savoy Favorite Tobacco: Still Looking Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 16, 2017 19:05:57 GMT -5 Lady Margaret likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Matthew on Oct 16, 2017 19:05:57 GMT -5 I Thank you kindly young @lady Margaret.And will respond in PM area forthwith. Consider your hand sloppily SMOOCHED.
	Last Edit: Oct 16, 2017 19:06:24 GMT -5 by Matthew My wife asked " Why do you call yourself an OLD-GIT?" I answered "Cause I'm Old and Git-en OLDER" But ya know,The older I Git,The less I Git.

Lady Margaret Pro Member formulating fantastic jams Posts: 6,327 First Name: "cob princess" Favorite Pipe: Missouri Meerschaum Mark Twain Favorite Tobacco: Cult Blood Red Moon, C&D Cross-Eyed Cricket, Gentleman Caller, Esoterica Margate, Pembroke, Sail, FM Bayou Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 16, 2017 20:13:39 GMT -5 Matthew likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady Margaret on Oct 16, 2017 20:13:39 GMT -5 thank you, kind sir!
	She came in with a smile and a pipe. A study of contradictions, she seemed to understand more than most. Eyes shining with humor and a comforting, easy to talk to demeanor. She was a goddess in mortal skin. She raised a glass and said, "Confusion to the memory of Newton."

papipeguy Moderator Consigliere Posts: 5,577 First Name: John Favorite Pipe: Any of my 6 Gabrieli's, my 2 RD Pipes and 2 JZP pipes. Favorite Tobacco: Warrior Plug and War Horse Bar. Location:	Limerick Contest Oct 16, 2017 20:46:49 GMT -5 Lady Margaret and Matthew like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by papipeguy on Oct 16, 2017 20:46:49 GMT -5 Congrats, Matthew, and well done. A big thanks to Lady Margaret for coming up with the idea and judging a very entertaining contest.
	Blowing smoke since 1970.

peteguy
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Posts: 2,260

Favorite Pipe: Arley Curtz Volcano
Favorite Tobacco: Aged FVF
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Limerick Contest Oct 16, 2017 21:20:46 GMT -5 Lady Margaret and Matthew like this

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Post by peteguy on Oct 16, 2017 21:20:46 GMT -5

WTG Mathew!! Winning entry I believe?

I was walking thru the Patch one day
It was a couple months after May
When I spied a pretty Lass
She was filled with spice and Sass
Said Come and smoke your Lonely Cares Away

AKA PipeVulture

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