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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 18:40:10 GMT -5
Instead of a list of five or ten, let's see if we can keep it rolling when quotes come to mind.
First one that comes to mind is from The Breakfast Club. They are all smoking a joint and Anthony Michael Hall, trying to be cool after one of the girls coughs: Chicks cannot hold de smoke. That's what it is
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 19:30:29 GMT -5
"I am a free man, lickspittle, and there's nothing you can do about it. Long live anarchy!" - Klaus Kinski in Dr. Zhivago.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Jan 5, 2018 20:48:09 GMT -5
What we have here is a failure to communicate. Strother Martin to Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke. Went to Apple Store a couple years ago, young man told me his name was Luke, I dropped that line on him and he looked at me like I was crazy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 20:55:41 GMT -5
My #1 Favorite, uttered by Walter Brennan in To Have and Have Not:
"Was ya ever bit by a dead bee?"
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Post by dervis on Jan 5, 2018 21:09:46 GMT -5
you ve got to be a man first before you can be a gentleman.
John Wayne in McLintock
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 5, 2018 23:28:59 GMT -5
"Walk this way" "Put the candle back" "I just never realized that John Wayne walked like that" "Into the mud, scum queen" "No,.... THANK YOU!" "I don't mind" "Flexible little minx, isn't she." And so many more. My family speaks in movie quotes. Sometimes we can't communicate with younger people who haven't seen the older movies. I have recently talked to some who haven't even seen Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Casablanca, etc. What are they looking at on their phones? Facebook is the worst thing to ever happen to us.
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Post by zambini on Jan 6, 2018 0:36:38 GMT -5
I don't remember if it's in Duck Soup or Day at the Races but it kills me hearing Groucho Marx say, "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?".
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Post by trailboss on Jan 6, 2018 1:00:34 GMT -5
The quote starts at 2:00
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 6:26:40 GMT -5
"Who are those guys?" - Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. (This entire script is quotable.)
"Follow the money." - Hal Holbrook in All the President's Men. (Never happened according to Mark Felt who was still under when the movie was made but why let the truth get in the way of a good story?)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Roy Scheider in Jaws. (Who can forget the first time they saw this classic?)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 6:41:58 GMT -5
Joe Sarno (James Caan) in The Way of the Gun: "The only thing you can assume about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 14:17:46 GMT -5
Well, can't forget Stan & Ollie: Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into!
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Post by peterd-Buffalo Spirit on Jan 6, 2018 14:28:13 GMT -5
..."Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining"...Outlaw Josey Wales
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 14:44:59 GMT -5
How about the Queen of Innuendo, Mae West: Come up and see me sometime.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 15:21:09 GMT -5
These are all great quotes and from different genres than I would pick off of the top, which is why I started this. Similar to Ron, local friends (days of yore) always got kudos for using the most appropriate line in an unexpected moment.
John Candy after his troop got busted for mud wrestling. All are in line and the lieutenant demands to know what happened: Well, sir, we are on our way to the bingo parlor...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 17:24:31 GMT -5
I guess I don't need to cite a certain mug around here,aka, JimInks and I see members have shown deference and not posted any Edward G Robinson quotes. Guess he's busy polishing that pair of pipes that William Conrad 'also' owned. . . . .just sayin'.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 6, 2018 18:04:04 GMT -5
"Mosquito ever suck on you, son?" "I don't know, dad."
"You moved the headstones, BUT YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE BODIES! "
"220,230,whatever it takes."
"It's a major prize!"
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 6, 2018 19:01:33 GMT -5
"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright."
"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make."
"He wasn't fresh enough"
"Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow?"
"Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing."
"Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert... if not particularly good taste."
"Let's get another Michael out of the warehouse. This time make sure the engineering department wipes that smile off his face"
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow"
"Hump? What hump?"
"It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it."
"Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry, or trail mix."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 20:41:04 GMT -5
I'd be remiss to not mention W.C Fields (just about every other line he ever uttered).
Some weasel took the cork from my lunch (from You Can't Cheat an Honest Man).
It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive (from You're Telling Me).
Last week I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
(when caught reading the Bible) - I'm looking for loopholes.
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Post by PhantomWolf on Jan 6, 2018 21:10:20 GMT -5
I'm not even going to get started. Haha. My closest friends and I speak a private language based in film quotes.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 21:25:48 GMT -5
"Get off my lawn!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2018 21:28:58 GMT -5
"We all got it coming, Kid."
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 6, 2018 23:37:53 GMT -5
I forgot about my very favorite quote of all time from W.C. Fields:
"Commodore Jackson: Uh, that's fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me."
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"The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset. Small brown babies clutched in their beaks."
I laughed until I thought I was going to have to go to the emergency room.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2018 1:20:19 GMT -5
Ron, is there a Carl LaThong there? Capital L small a Capital T... I grew up with him. Every NYE the local station would play WC movies until 6AM one year and Laurel and Hardy on the alternating years. All the retro tv channels are nice, but nothing beat a local channel with nothing to do at 1AM but stick a 16mm film on.
Johnny Dangerously had tons of funny lines, but you really had to see them to be in on them.
Oh, how about: You didn't throw up in front of Dean Wormer, you threw up ON Dean Wormer!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2018 19:24:15 GMT -5
I won't repeat them here, but Casablanca has to have some of the most repeated lines ever.
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Post by trailboss on Jan 7, 2018 19:30:15 GMT -5
Probably not memorable quotes, but as I sat watching a mystery science theater episode today, they sure had some funny quips.
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Post by zambini on Jan 7, 2018 20:12:18 GMT -5
I won't repeat them here, but Casablanca has to have some of the most repeated lines ever. Kind of want to watch Casablanca now.
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Post by JDunbar on Jan 7, 2018 20:55:30 GMT -5
Did you guys see the size of that chicken!?
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Post by just ol ed on Jan 7, 2018 21:42:18 GMT -5
one of the MelGibson/Danny Glover series
Gibson (after plonking a bad guy on hood of his cop car). "You have the right to remain unconscious"
Linda Lovelace:
uhhhhh, fergit it here!
unknown weather gal on a local TV station a few years ago:
"I predict 7 inches tonite....& we could get some snow"
Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY
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Post by trailboss on Jan 7, 2018 23:27:56 GMT -5
Certainly not a movie, and I don't know how quotable it is, but I laugh everytime.
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Post by philobeddoe on Jan 8, 2018 5:16:30 GMT -5
Several of my favorites....
“We’re gonna need some more FBI guys” - police captain from Die Hard
“My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.” - Ralphie Parker from A Christmas Story.
“I would like to have seen Montana” - Captain Borodin (XO) from The Hunt For Red October
“Excuse me while I whip this out” - Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles
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