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Post by johnlawitzke on Feb 13, 2018 18:13:16 GMT -5
Jim was spotted at a Burger King drive through in Kalamazoo. When cornered he admitted that he is on a pilgrimage to bring back 5100 Red Cake.
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 13, 2018 18:20:01 GMT -5
I have a feeling that he will be back very soon.
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Post by johnlawitzke on Feb 13, 2018 18:31:37 GMT -5
I have a feeling that he will be back very soon. Yeah, I know that he just got back. I felt the need to create one last rumor while I could. :-) |
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Post by Lady Margaret on Feb 13, 2018 19:22:25 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by JimInks on Feb 13, 2018 20:56:59 GMT -5
Mr. Jim. Please take note: If you're trying to become a legend for taking on dragons, make sure your iPhone is set so that it doesn't upload your selfies to your web space. We hacked it. Love... the Powers That Be  Great photo, David. Bill Gaines was a close friend of mine and a great man. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 21:01:29 GMT -5
Mr. Jim. Please take note: If you're trying to become a legend for taking on dragons, make sure your iPhone is set so that it doesn't upload your selfies to your web space. We hacked it. Love... the Powers That Be Great photo, David. Bill Gaines was a close friend of mine and a great man. I thought you'd like that. Great story with Gaines was when he went to get a new suit he would ask the clerk for what was popular last season. Guy came out with a pink and orange slack and jacket set. He looked at (I think) Feldstein and said, does this work? Feldstein: For you, Bill. Yes. |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 13, 2018 21:02:01 GMT -5
I am back, and all I can say is that my secret mission was so highly classified that the details won't be revealed until 2095. In the meantime, I claim no knowledge regarding those who perished in the La Brea Egg Pits, formerly known as Hazmat Lawitke's Birthplace and Greasy Spoon.
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Post by Matthew on Feb 13, 2018 23:10:21 GMT -5
I am back, and all I can say is that my secret mission was so highly classified that the details won't be revealed until 2095. In the meantime, I claim no knowledge regarding those who perished in the La Brea Egg Pits, formerly known as Hazmat Lawitke's Birthplace and Greasy Spoon. Welcome back JJJJJim ! Nice to see you didn't get lost in a Temporal search for the perfect Fried Egg. However,I have it on good authority that you might have killed a Butterfly and are facing charges with the Mandela Accords Court of Impecable Puns. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2018 0:09:11 GMT -5
yeah, but what about them doughnuts? Nightly Business Report says every Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, in every state JimInks visited, is so depleted of stock, they look like their on the verge of bankruptcy! |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 14, 2018 0:26:47 GMT -5
yeah, but what about them doughnuts? Nightly Business Report says every Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, in every state JimInks visited, is so depleted of stock, they look like their on the verge of bankruptcy! My consumption of Krispy Kreme doughnuts is a closely guarded state secret. |
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Post by johnlawitzke on Feb 14, 2018 13:48:07 GMT -5
yeah, but what about them doughnuts? Nightly Business Report says every Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, in every state JimInks visited, is so depleted of stock, they look like their on the verge of bankruptcy! My consumption of Krispy Kreme doughnuts is a closely guarded state secret.  Donut and egg breakfast sandwich. Served fresh, just for you. I get more Strang out of Jim every time that I offer him one of these for some Strang on an equal weight trade.   |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 14, 2018 18:33:39 GMT -5
My consumption of Krispy Kreme doughnuts is a closely guarded state secret. Donut and egg breakfast sandwich. Served fresh, just for you. I get more Strang out of Jim every time that I offer him one of these for some Strang on an equal weight trade. John used to fry eggs for Dunkin' Doughnuts, but he was fired after the cheese and noodle incident of 2016.  |
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Post by johnlawitzke on Feb 14, 2018 21:19:28 GMT -5
Donut and egg breakfast sandwich. Served fresh, just for you. I get more Strang out of Jim every time that I offer him one of these for some Strang on an equal weight trade. John used to fry eggs for Dunkin' Doughnuts, but he was fired after the cheese and noodle incident of 2016. So, I accidentally ONCE used the wrong filling for some jelly donuts and I never hear the end of it! You know, anyone would agree that Cheez Whiz does look a lot like pumpkin spice filling. The noodles, well, I told you to never bring that one up in public ever again. Nothing but a 50/50 mix of M79 and Captain Black Grape for you for a month! Now, go to your room and smoke your pipe! |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 14, 2018 21:50:28 GMT -5
John used to fry eggs for Dunkin' Doughnuts, but he was fired after the cheese and noodle incident of 2016. So, I accidentally ONCE used the wrong filling for some jelly donuts and I never hear the end of it! You know, anyone would agree that Cheez Whiz does look a lot like pumpkin spice filling. The noodles, well, I told you to never bring that one up in public ever again. Nothing but a 50/50 mix of M79 and Captain Black Grape for you for a month! Now, go to your room and smoke your pipe! At least I can smoke inside, Hazmat face! |
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Post by headrott on Feb 14, 2018 21:54:17 GMT -5
You're back Jim! See, I knew those rumors started by johnlawitzke were false about you dying from eating too many fried eggs.  |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 14, 2018 21:57:25 GMT -5
Jim can't die, but he might need rehydrating.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2018 22:05:43 GMT -5
good on you Ronv69 and johnlawitzke . . . . . everybody was being too nice to that mug for the first couple of hours he was back.  |
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Post by johnlawitzke on Feb 14, 2018 22:36:56 GMT -5
good on you Ronv69 and johnlawitzke . . . . . everybody was being too nice to that mug for the first couple of hours he was back. I was not. :-p |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 14, 2018 22:57:12 GMT -5
good on you Ronv69 and johnlawitzke . . . . . everybody was being too nice to that mug for the first couple of hours he was back. His head is already too big. This is just regular maintenance. |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 14, 2018 23:06:09 GMT -5
Jim can't die, but he might need rehydrating. You'd know about rehydrating, Mssr. Drunk Tank! |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 14, 2018 23:08:10 GMT -5
Jim can't die, but he might need rehydrating. You'd know about rehydrating, Mssr. Drunk Tank! Isn't it time for your nap? |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 14, 2018 23:13:10 GMT -5
good on you Ronv69 and johnlawitzke . . . . . everybody was being too nice to that mug for the first couple of hours he was back. His head is already too big. This is just regular maintenance. We had to do this to get Ron's head down to its proper size: |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 14, 2018 23:14:49 GMT -5
You'd know about rehydrating, Mssr. Drunk Tank! Isn't it time for your nap? I'm too busy posting your bail, Drambuie breath! |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 14, 2018 23:49:42 GMT -5
Isn't it time for your nap? I'm too busy posting your bail, Drambuie breath! You joke, but just try to find a 5xl motorcycle helmet. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 1:47:38 GMT -5
I would tell you two to get a room, but it looks like you already did
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Post by Dramatwist on Feb 15, 2018 2:47:38 GMT -5
...he was in chat this evening, to our good fortune... or was it really him?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 2:51:27 GMT -5
When you are one of the Men from International Nefarious Killing Squad you never wear the same disguise twice. A clue, though: If he was wearing Bermuda Shorts and Wingtips, that just might be Jim
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Post by Lady Margaret on Feb 15, 2018 6:24:09 GMT -5
John used to fry eggs for Dunkin' Doughnuts, but he was fired after the cheese and noodle incident of 2016. So, I accidentally ONCE used the wrong filling for some jelly donuts and I never hear the end of it! You know, anyone would agree that Cheez Whiz does look a lot like pumpkin spice filling. The noodles, well, I told you to never bring that one up in public ever again. Nothing but a 50/50 mix of M79 and Captain Black Grape for you for a month! Now, go to your room and smoke your pipe!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 21:15:23 GMT -5
ha,ha,ha . . . I stirred the pot all day yesterday and didn't get fried once! Think the scribbler is running out of JimInks. |
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Post by JimInks on Feb 15, 2018 22:02:51 GMT -5
ha,ha,ha . . . I stirred the pot all day yesterday and didn't get fried once! Think the scribbler is running out of JimInks . Actually, I was busy doing this: |
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