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Post by peteguy on Mar 15, 2018 15:46:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2018 16:04:17 GMT -5
Pepper Spam, less than 3$ a tin, excellent stuff. It's in the cellar, too
We're still no closer to the reason for all the eggistential humor origins.
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Post by Lady Margaret on Mar 15, 2018 18:06:13 GMT -5
Apparently Jim has been in Philadelphia recently:
www.philly.com/philly/news/tractor-trailer-crash-eggs-schuylkill-expressway-20180313.html
Here's the text from the article. There is a video if you follow the link.
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Tractor-trailer carrying egg yolks crashes, drivers scramble
Updated: MARCH 13, 2018 — 5:23 PM EDT
by Stephanie Farr, Staff Writer @farfarraway | farrs@phillynews.com
A tractor-trailer carrying liquid egg yolks overturned on a ramp to Interstate 76 in King of Prussia, turning the highway into the Schuylkill Eggspressway and causing a scrambled mess.
It’s unclear if the driver of truck — who, on the sunny side of things, was reportedly uninjured — had egg on his face following the accident. The eggs-act cause of the crash remains under investigation.
According to 6ABC, the crash happened around 2 p.m. Tuesday as the vehicle was going from Route 202 onto the westbound Schuylkill at Mall Boulevard. Footage from the station shows the roadway covered in yellow goo. Luckily, no one appeared to be trying to poach the spilled product.
Drivers already fried from the afternoon commute had to be re-routed as crews cleaned up the yolky mess.
As of 4:30 p.m., only the ramp to Mall Boulevard remained closed, according to KYW.
Hopefully, it all gets over easy.
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Post by gav on Mar 31, 2018 16:24:58 GMT -5
Edward G. Robinson in Soylent Green, "“I was there, I can prove it! When I was a kid, you could buy meat anywhere! Eggs they had, real butter! Not this . . . . crap!”
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Post by PhantomWolf on Mar 31, 2018 19:26:03 GMT -5
ham-and-egg·er
ˌhamənˈeɡər/
nounUSinformal
plural noun: ham-and-eggers
an ordinary person of little consequence.
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Post by JimInks on Mar 31, 2018 19:39:49 GMT -5
Soylent eggs are chickens!! Myeah!  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2018 19:40:36 GMT -5
Soylent eggs are chickens!! Myeah! Twisted |
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Post by JimInks on Mar 31, 2018 19:51:39 GMT -5
Soylent eggs are chickens!! Myeah! Twisted   |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2018 20:14:06 GMT -5
yeah, but what I want to know, is why did JimInks cross the road? |
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Post by trailboss on Mar 31, 2018 20:15:41 GMT -5
A buddy of mine has a working ranch..pigs, cattle and his birds put out some pretty nice eggs, no coloring needed. The top two are Turkey Eggs....I pass on the Goose eggs, they are egg overload when you fry them up...they look like Arnold Schwarzeneggers by comparison.  |
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Post by JimInks on Mar 31, 2018 20:16:41 GMT -5
yeah, but what I want to know, is why did JimInks cross the road? To eat the fried eggs John Lawitzke cooked. |
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Post by johnlawitzke on Mar 31, 2018 20:31:54 GMT -5
yeah, but what I want to know, is why did JimInks cross the road? To eat the fried eggs John Lawitzke cooked. I make excellent fried eggs. However, I would advise against @truculentfrogs trying to cross the road to join JimInks .... |
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Post by Lady Margaret on Mar 31, 2018 21:57:37 GMT -5
To eat the fried eggs John Lawitzke cooked. I make excellent fried eggs. However, I would advise against @truculentfrogs trying to cross the road to join JimInks ....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2018 22:29:18 GMT -5
To eat the fried eggs John Lawitzke cooked. I make excellent fried eggs. However, I would advise against @truculentfrogs trying to cross the road to join JimInks .... Xuan had that game aced and moved on to complete the Jill of the Jungle Trilogy. I still have a copy of that game in anticipation of the apocalypse and computers being dumbed down to DOS 3.0 again |
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Post by PhantomWolf on Mar 31, 2018 22:45:32 GMT -5
Can't wait till breakfast tomorrow whence I can start the running thread 'How Are You Preparing Your Eggs?'
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Post by trailboss on Mar 31, 2018 23:04:01 GMT -5
Here in Arizona, all of the news outlets are doing their perennial stories about not putting eggs on Easter where a rattler might strike the kids...(snakes love eggs)
Here on the forum, it is a daily hazard with jiminks coiled, and the new kids joining the forum...he likes eggs too.
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Post by jeffd on May 29, 2018 0:23:01 GMT -5
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Post by toshtego on May 29, 2018 14:21:32 GMT -5
Here in Arizona, all of the news outlets are doing their perennial stories about not putting eggs on Easter where a rattler might strike the kids...(snakes love eggs) Here on the forum, it is a daily hazard with jiminks coiled, and the new kids joining the forum...he likes eggs too.
You have those Diamondbacks which are not fun to be around.
We do not see them much up here. Mostly Prairie Rattlesnakes which are smaller (30 inches is a big one) and docile, except when stepped on. They draw a line at that.
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Post by jeffd on May 29, 2018 14:33:41 GMT -5
We do not see them much up here. Mostly Prairie Rattlesnakes which are smaller (30 inches is a big one) and docile, except when stepped on. They draw a line at that.
I have a friend in Bayard NM who keeps me supplied with rattle snake rattles. I put them in mandolins and fiddles to keep the devil out. |
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Post by Ronv69 on May 29, 2018 15:41:07 GMT -5
I make excellent fried eggs. However, I would advise against @truculentfrogs trying to cross the road to join JimInks .... Xuan had that game aced and moved on to complete the Jill of the Jungle Trilogy. I still have a copy of that game in anticipation of the apocalypse and computers being dumbed down to DOS 3.0 again My wife loved Frogger, but I couldn't bear to watch. No frog ever made it. |
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Post by qmechanics on Apr 23, 2021 11:17:00 GMT -5
Eggs are an important part of life, especially to the chicken.
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