ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Feb 26, 2016 10:31:03 GMT -5
I'd post a picture of myself in a tight shirt, but I would hate to ruin boobs for you with all my awesome boobiness (where else did you think the phrase came from?)  |
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 26, 2016 13:18:50 GMT -5
"I'd post a picture of myself in a tight shirt, but I would hate to ruin boobs for you with all my awesome boobiness (where else did you think the phrase came from?)" Since you won't... ![]()  |
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ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Feb 26, 2016 13:48:10 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! And think....I'm not even standing up straight!!  |
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Post by simnettpratt on Feb 26, 2016 16:55:32 GMT -5
Well played Mr. TRW, well played.
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 26, 2016 17:35:14 GMT -5
"And think....I'm not even standing up straight!!"
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Post by simnettpratt on Feb 26, 2016 17:39:21 GMT -5
Playboy without boobs is like porno where the guy comes in and actually fixes the dishwasher.
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ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Feb 26, 2016 17:52:42 GMT -5
Playboy without boobs is like porno where the guy comes in and actually fixes the dishwasher. I thought it was the cable!?!?! |
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ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Feb 26, 2016 17:53:34 GMT -5
"And think....I'm not even standing up straight!!" That is my all time favorite John Wayne movie!!! |
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 26, 2016 18:08:17 GMT -5
"That is my all time favorite John Wayne movie!!!"
Mary Kate Danaher: It's a bold one you are! Who gave you leave to be kissin' me?
Thornton: So you can talk!
Mary Kate Danaher: Yes I can, I will and I do! And it's more than talk you'll be gettin' if you step a step closer to me!
Thornton: Don't worry - you've got a wallop!
Mary Kate Danaher: You'll get over it, I'm thinkin'.
Thornton: Well, some things a man doesn't get over so easy.
Mary Kate Danaher: Like what, supposin'?
Thornton: Like the sight of a girl coming through the fields with the sun on her hair... kneeling in church with a face like a saint...
Mary Kate Danaher: Saint indeed!
Thornton: ...and now coming to a man's house to clean it for him.
Mary Kate Danaher: But... that was just my way of bein' a good Christian act.
Thornton: I know it was, Mary Kate Danaher. And it was nice of you.
Mary Kate Danaher: Not at all.
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 26, 2016 18:27:09 GMT -5
Why is the man in this picture grinning? Hint: Two words...  |
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 27, 2016 5:58:13 GMT -5
"Why is the man in this picture grinning? Hint: Two words..."
Answer: Scottie pipe!
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 27, 2016 6:07:50 GMT -5
A few alternative answers:
Awesome boobiness.
He's drunk.
Got joke.
Passed gas.
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ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Feb 27, 2016 8:39:08 GMT -5
A few alternative answers: Awesome boobiness. He's drunk. Got joke. Passed gas. All of the above. But, I'm the one that farted. |
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Post by sparks on Feb 27, 2016 8:44:24 GMT -5
You kids...
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 27, 2016 9:23:37 GMT -5
"You kids..."  |
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Post by sparks on Feb 27, 2016 9:38:34 GMT -5
I love Calvin & Hobbes. I have 2 of the books of collections. I think I need to pull them out soon.
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Post by HunterTRW on Feb 27, 2016 9:44:53 GMT -5
"Leave it to Sparks to interrupt our repartee."  |
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Post by sparks on Feb 27, 2016 9:50:20 GMT -5
"Leave it to Sparks to interrupt our repartee." Sorry about that. Carry on. lol |
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 1, 2016 18:12:05 GMT -5
Oh, no! Someone beat Ms. Piersel to the punch on her proposed new line of merchandise:
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ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Mar 3, 2016 9:59:44 GMT -5
Oh, no! Someone beat Ms. Piersel to the punch on her proposed new line of merchandise:
I have one my best friend bought me that says "Yes, they're real....and their fabulous!!" I will admit, I have never worn it in public. I do wear it for my husband on occasion :-) |
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 3, 2016 11:56:51 GMT -5
"I have one my best friend bought me that says "Yes, they're real....and their fabulous!!"" "I will admit, I have never worn it in public. I do wear it for my husband on occasion :-)" All that and she makes pipes, too. What a woman! |
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 3, 2016 14:10:55 GMT -5
Based upon the old advertising industry adage that sex sells, this could be the basis of a whole new campaign...
Piersel Pipes: Yes, they're real...and they're fabulous!
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Post by sparks on Mar 3, 2016 18:40:32 GMT -5
Based upon the old advertising industry adage that sex sells, this could be the basis of a whole new campaign... Piersel Pipes: Yes, they're real...and they're fabulous!Ah, you are on to something there, Hunter. Well played, sir. |
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 3, 2016 18:54:14 GMT -5
Along those lines a size-grading system could be established, similar to the one used by Dunhill:
Group One = Size A
Group Two = Size B
Group Three = Size C
Group Four = Size D
Magnum = Size DD
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 3, 2016 19:04:57 GMT -5
The following would be a Dunhill Magnum, Piersel DD, or "Oh my goodness!" depending upon whose grading system is used.  |
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ladybriarpipes
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Post by ladybriarpipes on Mar 4, 2016 15:21:09 GMT -5
That's definitely an "Oh My Goodness"!!!!! I'll never think of bowl size the same again  |
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 4, 2016 16:17:30 GMT -5
Whoops, wrong image! Here's what I meant to attach...  Still an "Oh my goodness!," but it somehow lacks the visual impact of the other . |
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Post by HunterTRW on Mar 4, 2016 17:32:56 GMT -5
Here's something to ponder. If you rearrange the letters of "Playboy" you can come up with the anagram "Yaboply." Yabo is a common euphemism for, well, you know...  And ply means "to work at diligently." Thus Yaboply rather aptly describes the original format of Mr. Hefner's enterprise, doesn't it? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2016 22:32:46 GMT -5
Diligent stroking?
It seems to me the real story behind the magazine crash is the demise of American writing. It's all so very similar. And when any fool who went through a workshop(tm) course can do it, why not just read it for free on the blogs?
Playboy retained its audience by being iconic, a defense of a lifestyle that was always under assault from grimly pinched church ladies on one side and hairy armpit feminists on the other. You can't do that with pictures alone.
Probably the closest thing to it today is Taki's Magazine.
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Post by yaddy306 on Mar 8, 2016 18:57:34 GMT -5
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