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Post by AJ on Nov 3, 2018 2:18:11 GMT -5
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called ‘bunk beds’. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’
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Post by trailboss on Nov 3, 2018 2:27:45 GMT -5
That is pretty funny... it probably really happened.
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Post by Legend Lover on Nov 3, 2018 4:42:20 GMT -5
very good, AJ.
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Post by scrooge on Nov 3, 2018 5:55:41 GMT -5
GIGGLE GIGGLE! Thanks good one.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Nov 3, 2018 6:54:11 GMT -5
Ooops....way to go AJ!
See you were up early this morning.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2018 7:38:38 GMT -5
I read earlier and again just now....a good laugh....thanks or posting.
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Post by mwps70 on Nov 3, 2018 7:47:05 GMT -5
That's funny. Good to wake up to jokes.
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Post by addamsruspipe on Nov 3, 2018 8:29:22 GMT -5
Funny, funny.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 3, 2018 9:00:04 GMT -5
 I’m still chuckling, thanks.
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Post by Quintsrevenge on Nov 3, 2018 9:05:44 GMT -5
added story for grandpa's that I keep on my desk at work :
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed.”
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Post by peterd-Buffalo Spirit on Nov 3, 2018 9:11:54 GMT -5
… Thanks AJ! as stated, its great to wake-up to a good joke...
Ben...your story rings true as well...thanks!
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 3, 2018 9:18:58 GMT -5
True story, Grandson used to spend summers with us, wife said he used to watch me do my hands on hips and say Well I”ll be damned. She took him shopping for clothes and was getting ready to pay the cashier and 4 yr old Grandson walks up, puts his hands on his hips and says Well I”ll be damned. She said people around the register had the biggest smile.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Nov 3, 2018 10:12:35 GMT -5
That's funny. Good to wake up to jokes. I look in the mirror when I need a good laugh. Funny how your body face changes when you get past 70...not something I would want to wish on anyone. (The face, not the age) |
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Post by scrooge on Nov 3, 2018 12:14:45 GMT -5
added story for grandpa's that I keep on my desk at work : One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed.” So true. |
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Post by Legend Lover on Nov 3, 2018 13:05:29 GMT -5
added story for grandpa's that I keep on my desk at work : One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed.” Very profound. I like it. |
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I’m still chuckling, thanks.
