Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse’ ‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called ‘bunk beds’. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’
Realizing one’s own ignorance is the beginning of wisdom.
That is pretty funny... it probably really happened.
"Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose."~Sir Adrian
True story, Grandson used to spend summers with us, wife said he used to watch me do my hands on hips and say Well I”ll be damned. She took him shopping for clothes and was getting ready to pay the cashier and 4 yr old Grandson walks up, puts his hands on his hips and says Well I”ll be damned. She said people around the register had the biggest smile.