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Post by AJ on Nov 28, 2018 12:16:38 GMT -5
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement
- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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Post by desolbones on Nov 28, 2018 12:19:32 GMT -5
Thanks AJ, coupleof good chuckles there.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 28, 2018 12:19:32 GMT -5
Funny and so much wisdom.! Oh yes it made me chuckle. Thanks
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Post by Dramatwist on Nov 28, 2018 12:26:00 GMT -5
The wit and wisdom of AJ... priceless.
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Post by william on Nov 28, 2018 12:29:15 GMT -5
Funny!!!
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Post by pepesdad1 on Nov 28, 2018 12:57:08 GMT -5
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Ain't that the truth!
Thanks, AJ...needed a good laugh.
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Post by AJ on Nov 28, 2018 13:00:56 GMT -5
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Ain't that the truth! Thanks, AJ...needed a good laugh. Happy to accommodate. Us old geezers need a good laugh once in awhile. It helps overcome some of the side effects of our medications. I’m sure you know which one I am referring to. AJ
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Post by puffy on Nov 28, 2018 13:06:42 GMT -5
Thanks for those
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Post by Legend Lover on Nov 28, 2018 13:07:43 GMT -5
Excellent. The one about the sermon reminded me of the example of a good talk...
A good talk should be like a mini skirt; Long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep the interest up.
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Post by kirk13 on Nov 28, 2018 14:35:22 GMT -5
Cheers AJ,I needed that!
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Post by haebar on Nov 28, 2018 14:40:19 GMT -5
Those are some good ones! Thank you!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2018 16:44:22 GMT -5
AJ, I needed a few chuckles today, thanks for posting 👍👍
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Post by kxg on Nov 28, 2018 16:51:52 GMT -5
Funny! As per the sermon: I'm reminded of the late preacher and teacher of preachers Fred Craddock's advice on preaching a sermon: "When you are finished, sit down!"
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Post by Pistol Pete 1911 on Nov 28, 2018 23:42:34 GMT -5
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