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Post by trailboss on Mar 8, 2019 19:27:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 19:36:26 GMT -5
I know someone that went in for a root canal and passed away from a heart attack in the dental chair ......one never knows.
Here’s looking “ up “ to you Ehud Arye Laniado, if you were still alive I have a bone to pick with you on one of your diamonds purchased years ago.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Mar 8, 2019 19:47:22 GMT -5
 My neighbor in Baton Rouge took Vigra when it came out, blood rushed to head , turned red, his wife a nurse called the ambulance and they wisked him away. Later we were working in the yard I told him Johnny you did read the instructions, he looked at me as I told him you had to be upside down so it would go to the right place.! 
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Post by Darin on Mar 8, 2019 19:49:43 GMT -5
Ahhhh .... that's what that email about being an "endowed donor" was!  I'm sure his fortune will be passed on to more considerate, compassionate individuals looking to make a better planet. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 8, 2019 19:51:53 GMT -5
It seems like he was a very miserable person for all his riches.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 19:56:55 GMT -5
It seems like he was a very miserable person for all his riches. Ron, that he was!! |
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Post by chasingembers on Mar 8, 2019 20:16:12 GMT -5
Several years past that,and refuse to take pills or surgery to relive my youth. Alcohol and tobacco is a far better way to go than getting filleted by a surgeon.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 21:38:28 GMT -5
Bigger is not always better
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Post by trailboss on Mar 8, 2019 22:21:55 GMT -5
Bigger is not always better Yeah...this line caught me, a strange statement from an old friend, considering what led to his death. This guy was going to walk around post op with no pants! Had it been successful, I doubt he would be able to pick up peanuts with his trunk. Some people end up at strange places in life. |
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Post by trailboss on Mar 8, 2019 22:24:55 GMT -5
Ahhhh .... that's what that email about being an "endowed donor" was! I'm sure his fortune will be passed on to more considerate, compassionate individuals looking to make a better planet. They would be the hairs of the penis enlargement victim. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 22:28:39 GMT -5
The human vagina averages 5 1/2" deep, so anything much bigger means you would be slamming into a wall, and/or only be able to be partially way in, both are undesirable situations.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 22:33:56 GMT -5
The human vagina averages 5 1/2" deep, so anything much bigger means you would be slamming into a wall, and/or only be able to be partially way in, both are undesirable situations. You actually gave me an image with you using a ruler....thanks👌👍👍 Would that be a “ human “ vagina or any female in general?? |
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Post by sablebrush52 on Mar 8, 2019 22:35:53 GMT -5
Definitely the unkindest cut of all.
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Post by sablebrush52 on Mar 8, 2019 22:37:35 GMT -5
He kind of reads like a dick who got his comeuppance.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 22:37:38 GMT -5
The human vagina averages 5 1/2" deep, so anything much bigger means you would be slamming into a wall, and/or only be able to be partially way in, both are undesirable situations. You actually gave me an image with you using a ruler....thanks👌👍👍 Would that be a “ human “ vagina or any female in general?? Specifically human |
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 9, 2019 0:05:57 GMT -5
The human vagina averages 5 1/2" deep, so anything much bigger means you would be slamming into a wall, and/or only be able to be partially way in, both are undesirable situations. It easily stretches another 2 inches if you take it gently and don't go slamming. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 9, 2019 0:07:55 GMT -5
He kind of reads like a dick who got his comeuppance. You and I agree on something. Stopped clock and all that.... (not saying which one of us) 😉🤠 |
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Post by qmechanics on Mar 9, 2019 0:48:23 GMT -5
I guess the old saying the bigger they are the harder they fall does not really apply here or does it?😁
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Post by Legend Lover on Mar 9, 2019 3:49:05 GMT -5
Bigger is not always better Yeah...this line caught me, a strange statement from an old friend, considering what led to his death. This guy was going to walk around post op with no pants! Had it been successful, I doubt he would be able to pick up peanuts with his trunk. Some people end up at strange places in life. I was thinking something similar...if his issue was his height, why opt for a penis enlargement? Get a stilts implant. |
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Post by unknownpipesmoker on Mar 9, 2019 11:45:30 GMT -5
Five years ago I was definitely not thinking of anything like that lol. Cosmetic surgeries, jeez.
But I won't judge. I feel sorry for the guy, to be honest.
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Post by sperrytops on Mar 9, 2019 13:05:24 GMT -5
Dang
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Post by Lady Margaret on Mar 9, 2019 16:36:50 GMT -5
most enlightening thread! lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2019 16:46:30 GMT -5
most enlightening thread! lol You should have no interest within this thread.....close your eyes!!!....lol |
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Post by Lady Margaret on Mar 9, 2019 16:50:02 GMT -5
most enlightening thread! lol You should have no interest within this thread.....close your eyes!!!....lol |
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Post by pepesdad1 on Mar 9, 2019 16:55:35 GMT -5
Some people just aren't happy...you are who you are...just leave it alone and learn to live with yourself.
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Post by Darin on Mar 9, 2019 17:12:11 GMT -5
Some people just aren't happy...you are who you are...just leave it alone and learn to live with yourself.
One can never be truly fulfilled just hoarding more and more money … emptiness will consume you eventually. What most really rich people don't realize is that only by being generous and compassionate will they reap the rewards of happiness. True happiness comes from within and no amount of houses, cars or women will ever change that.
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Post by trailboss on Mar 9, 2019 21:40:05 GMT -5
Well said.
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Post by briarbuck on Mar 10, 2019 14:47:07 GMT -5
The deceased has a bone to pick with the surgeon. What a deflating story.
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Post by Darin on Mar 10, 2019 16:12:38 GMT -5
The deceased has a bone to pick with the surgeon. What a deflating story.
LOL … good one!
He thought that all Urologists were the same but found out there's a Vas Deferens between them. 
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Post by Lady Margaret on Mar 10, 2019 17:09:27 GMT -5
*groan*
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My neighbor in Baton Rouge took Vigra when it came out, blood rushed to head , turned red, his wife a nurse called the ambulance and they wisked him away. Later we were working in the yard I told him Johnny you did read the instructions, he looked at me as I told him you had to be upside down so it would go to the right place.! 
