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Post by stone on May 6, 2019 23:41:38 GMT -5
Deer Hunter has to be one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen in my life!
It is utterly amazing how idiotic Hollywood directors can be!
In the movie, they drive from Pittsburgh to the Allegheny National Forest, which is where I grew up. Just a couple minor problems! They somehow drove from Pittsburgh for an hour and ended up in the Rocky Mountains some 1500 miles away where they shot at red stag deer which don't even exist in the United States.
The movie makes it look like Russian Roulette was an everyday occurrence in Vietnam. It was not!
It just goes to show how truly ignorant Hollywood really is!
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Post by McWiggins on May 7, 2019 0:01:24 GMT -5
Don't watch any Marvel movies. The reality of them will kill you. lol But seriously, thats all movies. The truth is very much stretched. Watching computer "hacking" makes me laugh. Taking a crapy photo and making it clear enough for identification makes me cringe. Its just liberties in entertainment. If movies were even half way set in reality they would be boring. PS: There are no exploding sounds in space. lol
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Post by stone on May 7, 2019 0:11:23 GMT -5
Don't watch any Marvel movies. The reality of them will kill you. lol But seriously, thats all movies. The truth is very much stretched. Watching computer "hacking" makes me laugh. Taking a crapy photo and making it clear enough for identification makes me cringe. Its just liberties in entertainment. If movies were even half way set in reality they would be boring. PS: There are no exploding sounds in space. lol So wait, are you saying that Bo Derek could never really fall in love with me and run down the beach topless?
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Post by McWiggins on May 7, 2019 0:18:02 GMT -5
Don't watch any Marvel movies. The reality of them will kill you. lol But seriously, thats all movies. The truth is very much stretched. Watching computer "hacking" makes me laugh. Taking a crapy photo and making it clear enough for identification makes me cringe. Its just liberties in entertainment. If movies were even half way set in reality they would be boring. PS: There are no exploding sounds in space. lol So wait, are you saying that Bo Derek could never really fall in love with me and run down the beach topless? I never said to not give up hope either.
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Post by trailboss on May 7, 2019 0:29:10 GMT -5
Not movies, but cop shows....
There is always a hot looking woman cop In every show.
Everytime they stop to eat, a call comes in.
Every investigation ends up in a strip club at some point.
The crime lab always has geeky people that have a database telling what the perp ate for breakfast June 1st 1965... and it takes two clicks of the mouse.
The FBI has a Gulf Stream Jet sitting on a runway waiting to take the agents anywhere on a moment’s notice.... and they always have a fleet of Black Suburbans at their disposal, no matter how backwoods the environment they end up being in... or they have a transport plane doing the job.
The sad part is... some of the people that love these shows sit on juries deciding guilt or innocence.
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Post by chasingembers on May 7, 2019 1:51:27 GMT -5
The Room
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 2:08:41 GMT -5
Oh yeah 55 million wasted hard to top this one folks. People in wheel chairs got up to walk out.
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Post by Legend Lover on May 7, 2019 4:47:02 GMT -5
Don't watch any Marvel movies. The reality of them will kill you. lol But seriously, thats all movies. The truth is very much stretched. Watching computer "hacking" makes me laugh. Taking a crapy photo and making it clear enough for identification makes me cringe. Its just liberties in entertainment. If movies were even half way set in reality they would be boring. PS: There are no exploding sounds in space. lol The 'enhanced resolution' gets me every time. "zoom in on that security camera still." "zoom in again." "enhance." "enhance." "great, now we've got a 4k image from 10 pixels." I'd love to make a spoof of that and have the final image just as bad as the original selection, but bigger. Lol
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Post by Legend Lover on May 7, 2019 4:48:01 GMT -5
stone, you might like cinemasins. Search YouTube.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 4:48:07 GMT -5
Definitely BarBarella
Second.......Waterworld
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Post by McWiggins on May 7, 2019 5:08:43 GMT -5
Don't watch any Marvel movies. The reality of them will kill you. lol But seriously, thats all movies. The truth is very much stretched. Watching computer "hacking" makes me laugh. Taking a crapy photo and making it clear enough for identification makes me cringe. Its just liberties in entertainment. If movies were even half way set in reality they would be boring. PS: There are no exploding sounds in space. lol The 'enhanced resolution' gets me every time. "zoom in on that security camera still." "zoom in again." "enhance." "enhance." "great, now we've got a 4k image from 10 pixels." I'd love to make a spoof of that and have the final image just as bad as the original selection, but bigger. Lol Not as requested but one of my favorites.
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Post by Legend Lover on May 7, 2019 5:19:05 GMT -5
The 'enhanced resolution' gets me every time. "zoom in on that security camera still." "zoom in again." "enhance." "enhance." "great, now we've got a 4k image from 10 pixels." I'd love to make a spoof of that and have the final image just as bad as the original selection, but bigger. Lol Not as requested but one of my favorites. Fantastic. That's much better than what I had in mind. 😂
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Post by stone on May 7, 2019 5:23:11 GMT -5
Revenant is another one! Not only did he do everything you could possibly do wrong from a survival standpoint, he rapid-fired muzzleloading pistols six or seven times without ever reloading.
That movie was all about an Outdoorsman and it was completely insulting to any true Outdoorsman.
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Post by stone on May 7, 2019 6:16:16 GMT -5
Not movies, but cop shows.... There is always a hot looking woman cop In every show. Everytime they stop to eat, a call comes in. Every investigation ends up in a strip club at some point. The crime lab always has geeky people that have a database telling what the perp ate for breakfast June 1st 1965... and it takes two clicks of the mouse. The FBI has a Gulf Stream Jet sitting on a runway waiting to take the agents anywhere on a moment’s notice.... and they always have a fleet of Black Suburbans at their disposal, no matter how backwoods the environment they end up being in... or they have a transport plane doing the job. The sad part is... some of the people that love these shows sit on juries deciding guilt or innocence. The show "Cannon" starring William Conrad. A guy with a high powered rifle and sniper scope stealthily perched 200 yards away on the hill top would take a shot at fatso and miss, Cannon would roll to the side and drop the guy with his snub-nosed 38.
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Post by Dramatwist on May 7, 2019 7:34:25 GMT -5
One title: "Sharknado."
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 7:39:29 GMT -5
Recently watched The Babe Ruth Story staring William Bendix.......terrible movie!!
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Post by briarbuck on May 7, 2019 7:45:57 GMT -5
Definitely BarBarella Second.......Waterworld No way. Even Hanoi Jane looked hot in that particular movie. The usual's would be Water World etc. I give you the WORST movie ever made (and I like Daniel Day Lewis a lot) Last of the Mohicans Made me want to do this...
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Post by McWiggins on May 7, 2019 7:57:17 GMT -5
Yeah but Sharknado 2 made up for how bad the first one was.
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Post by isett2860 on May 7, 2019 8:01:35 GMT -5
Rubber. Released 2011.
A car tyre comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert.
Enuf said!
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Post by Dramatwist on May 7, 2019 8:02:17 GMT -5
Yeah but Sharknado 2 made up for how bad the first one was. ...bold of you to admit you watched it, Scott...
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Post by Legend Lover on May 7, 2019 8:04:47 GMT -5
Yeah but Sharknado 2 made up for how bad the first one was. ...bold of you to admit you watched it, Scott... I had to, just to see how bad it was.
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Post by McWiggins on May 7, 2019 8:07:50 GMT -5
Yeah but Sharknado 2 made up for how bad the first one was. ...bold of you to admit you watched it, Scott... Watched it with a friend and treated it like a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. I'd say our jokes were funny but anything is funny when watching any of those films.
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Post by trailboss on May 7, 2019 8:22:25 GMT -5
Not movies, but cop shows.... There is always a hot looking woman cop In every show. Everytime they stop to eat, a call comes in. Every investigation ends up in a strip club at some point. The crime lab always has geeky people that have a database telling what the perp ate for breakfast June 1st 1965... and it takes two clicks of the mouse. The FBI has a Gulf Stream Jet sitting on a runway waiting to take the agents anywhere on a moment’s notice.... and they always have a fleet of Black Suburbans at their disposal, no matter how backwoods the environment they end up being in... or they have a transport plane doing the job. The sad part is... some of the people that love these shows sit on juries deciding guilt or innocence. The show "Cannon" starring William Conrad. A guy with a high powered rifle and sniper scope stealthily perched 200 yards away on the hill top would take a shot at fatso and miss, Cannon would roll to the side and drop the guy with his snub-nosed 38. Frank Cannon brought an airborne Cessna down with a single shot from the same snubbie... he was the best marksman ever.
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Post by Ronv69 on May 7, 2019 8:24:23 GMT -5
Interiors.
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Post by oldcajun123 on May 7, 2019 8:27:26 GMT -5
The Lobster, Colin Ferrell!
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Post by toshtego on May 7, 2019 8:51:20 GMT -5
"Baghdad Cafe".
The wife made me watch it.
"I'mmmm calling you o uuuu".
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Post by Ronv69 on May 7, 2019 9:34:31 GMT -5
Recently watched The Babe Ruth Story staring William Bendix.......terrible movie!! I liked that one too.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 9:46:08 GMT -5
Recently watched The Babe Ruth Story staring William Bendix.......terrible movie!! I liked that one too. Everyone’s taste is different when it comes to tobacco’s or movies I guess. The movie was a bit off from the true reality.
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Post by Ronv69 on May 7, 2019 10:12:26 GMT -5
When I watch a movie, I am only looking to be entertained for a couple of hours. if it's an educational movie, then it still needs to hold my attention. Since I am not going to read and compare 5 different biographies of Babe Ruth, it's close enough for my purposes.
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Post by stone on May 7, 2019 10:37:28 GMT -5
The show "Cannon" starring William Conrad. A guy with a high powered rifle and sniper scope stealthily perched 200 yards away on the hill top would take a shot at fatso and miss, Cannon would roll to the side and drop the guy with his snub-nosed 38. Frank Cannon brought an airborne Cessna down with a single shot from the same snubbie... he was the best marksman ever. Exactly! It takes one hell of a marksman to not only hit your target with a gun that has an accuracy range of about 7 yards, but to also extend the range of that bullet by about five thousand percent LOL
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