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Post by toshtego on Oct 7, 2019 17:51:13 GMT -5
I have kept goats for over 20 years. I have been told I smell like a goat. I have been told I look like a Billy Goat. I like goats, even Buck or Billy Goats, stinky as they are.
Today, with the coming of Fall and breeding season, my head Buck, "Crash", who was born here of a long line of top buck goats, was seen prepping himself for breeding. To seem more attractive to the Does, he developed a serious "Stiffy" and proceeded to pee long and diligently onto his beard. It seems nothing is quite as attractive to the other sex, than a Billy with a piss stinking beard.
I draw a line at this similarity. No pee for me, thank you!
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Post by Ronv69 on Oct 7, 2019 18:03:10 GMT -5
I was at the in-laws house when I first met my wife, and I out in the back yard when I started feeling moisture blowing on the stiff wind. I moved quickly to get upwind of the Billy goat that was spraying himself.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Oct 7, 2019 18:28:50 GMT -5
Good thing I don't have a beard...have enough trouble keeping it off my leg. (old folks truth)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 18:31:03 GMT -5
This reminds me of a Jerry Jeff Walker song Pissing in the Wind.
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Post by Ronv69 on Oct 7, 2019 19:38:07 GMT -5
This reminds me of a Jerry Jeff Walker song Pissing in the Wind. I am 100% certain that he had first hand experience. Also vomiting into the wind. 🤮🤮 💨 |
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Post by trailboss on Oct 7, 2019 20:23:19 GMT -5
The fact that with a stiffy he can pee into his beard, is impressive, I couldn’t if I tried!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 22:23:07 GMT -5
Part of the reason the Billy did this was to increase his musk sent in his bead to attract the does. Think about how much musk you guys used in the 70s and 80s.
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Post by puffy on Oct 7, 2019 22:39:55 GMT -5
Part of the reason the Billy did this was to increase his musk sent in his bead to attract the does. Think about how much musk you guys used in the 70s and 80s. I used my share of Musk in those days..Maybe I should have used more. |
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Post by unknownpipesmoker on Oct 8, 2019 0:23:13 GMT -5
i have a beard but its mostly a i dont give a fahoozle about shaving or what the people think it looks like and i jus thate shaving sort of thing
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Post by Legend Lover on Oct 8, 2019 4:44:12 GMT -5
I'm with Charlie here...I would be impressed if that was a feat that you could accomplish.
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Post by Cramptholomew on Oct 8, 2019 11:32:13 GMT -5
One time, after a night of HEAVY drinking, my wife woke up to me peeing on the wall next to the bed. "Izzz coooool, I'm outsiiiide...", I said. My wife did not find it attractive.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Oct 8, 2019 11:35:25 GMT -5
One time, after a night of HEAVY drinking, my wife woke up to me peeing on the wall next to the bed. "Izzz coooool, I'm outsiiiide...", I said. My wife did not find it attractive. Fortunately, I don't/can't drink...but if I pissed on the wall, my wife would most likely put me through the wall. |
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Post by Cramptholomew on Oct 8, 2019 11:56:59 GMT -5
One time, after a night of HEAVY drinking, my wife woke up to me peeing on the wall next to the bed. "Izzz coooool, I'm outsiiiide...", I said. My wife did not find it attractive. Fortunately, I don't/can't drink...but if I pissed on the wall, my wife would most likely put me through the wall. Well, this is a very small example of why I don't drink anymore. NO ONE likes the drunk Jason... |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2019 12:26:26 GMT -5
As a ex professional alcoholic I can relate every now and again the warden grants me binge.
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Post by Legend Lover on Oct 8, 2019 13:05:51 GMT -5
One time, after a night of HEAVY drinking, my wife woke up to me peeing on the wall next to the bed. "Izzz coooool, I'm outsiiiide...", I said. My wife did not find it attractive. That's brilliant. |
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Post by toshtego on Oct 8, 2019 15:40:31 GMT -5
My bathroom is a long way from my bed. So, I usually open the back door, step outside and pee in the open. One of the advantages of no nearby neighbors. The dog and at least one cat often join me for a pee and a poop around 0230.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2019 16:16:59 GMT -5
 Being civilized I try to pee at least ten foot away from the house when outside. If you start peeing off the porch or stoop what is stop you from thinking the kitchen sink is ok.
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Post by toshtego on Oct 8, 2019 16:21:25 GMT -5
Being civilized I try to pee at least ten foot away from the house when outside. If you start peeing off the porch or stoop what is stop you from thinking the kitchen sink is ok. A question worth pondering. I will give that the attention it deserves. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2019 16:33:14 GMT -5
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Post by Cramptholomew on Oct 8, 2019 16:49:07 GMT -5
Being civilized I try to pee at least ten foot away from the house when outside. If you start peeing off the porch or stoop what is stop you from thinking the kitchen sink is ok. A drunk man knows no bounds... Sometimes things just make sense when you're in your cups. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2019 17:14:47 GMT -5
If you were still drinking I would suggest large house plants as a option to walls. But it looks like your wife saved you from yourself as did mine.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Oct 8, 2019 17:50:21 GMT -5
Being civilized I try to pee at least ten foot away from the house when outside. If you start peeing off the porch or stoop what is stop you from thinking the kitchen sink is ok. said..."My bathroom is a long way from my bed. So, I usually open the back door, step outside and pee in the open. One of the advantages of no nearby neighbors. The dog and at least one cat often join me for a pee and a poop around 0230." So, I guess my question to you is...if you are pooping (along with dog and cat) at 0230... is it inside or outside? And as far as pissing in the sink...if you can't make it to the bathroom or outside... what is wrong with the sink? (assuming you wash it out after) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2019 20:50:56 GMT -5
All I have to say about the sink is if you better half catches you doing it I don't want to be in your shoes. They are still mad about not being able to pee write their names in the snow without leaving foot prints. Etiquette classes forth coming price of admission will be one tin of tobacco and it can not be grape.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2019 20:56:33 GMT -5
 Must be the Condor. |
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Post by Goldbrick on Oct 8, 2019 21:30:01 GMT -5
I also live on a treed lot where, if need be ,I can step outside for a wizz...once ,as my B.I.L returned from the back of my garage, he told me that his new shed had a hose stuck through one wall, with a large funnel attached to it.
I'm sure this saves a lot of trips back to the house ,as we are both passed sixty and on fluid medications.
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Post by toshtego on Oct 9, 2019 9:27:55 GMT -5
Being civilized I try to pee at least ten foot away from the house when outside. If you start peeing off the porch or stoop what is stop you from thinking the kitchen sink is ok. said..."My bathroom is a long way from my bed. So, I usually open the back door, step outside and pee in the open. One of the advantages of no nearby neighbors. The dog and at least one cat often join me for a pee and a poop around 0230." So, I guess my question to you is...if you are pooping (along with dog and cat) at 0230... is it inside or outside? And as far as pissing in the sink...if you can't make it to the bathroom or outside... what is wrong with the sink? (assuming you wash it out after) It is the cat and dog who do the pooping at 0230. The kitchen is as far as the bathroom. Next to each other and divided by a common wall. |
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Post by pepesdad1 on Oct 9, 2019 11:30:46 GMT -5
Must be the Condor.Oh, for the opportunity to have a stash of Irish Condor....would even sell some pipes to be able to get some...not everybody's cup of tea and I understand that...but the new Condor is so crappy tasting that it is an embarrassment to be called Condor. |
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Post by Legend Lover on Oct 9, 2019 11:37:44 GMT -5
Must be the Condor.Oh, for the opportunity to have a stash of Irish Condor....would even sell some pipes to be able to get some...not everybody's cup of tea and I understand that...but the new Condor is so crappy tasting that it is an embarrassment to be called Condor. I really despise condor. If I'm ever coming your way I'll bring a load with me. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2019 12:00:13 GMT -5
He wants pre Poland Condor the kind that's kills mosquitos and makes birds drop from overhead wires.
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Post by trailboss on Oct 9, 2019 22:50:55 GMT -5
Are you talking about the plug, or the Condor loose...are both equally crappy? I like the original plug, I tried the loose pouch and gifted it a few years back, I wish I still had it to re-visit.  |
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