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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 21, 2020 14:35:03 GMT -5
old Cowboy telling another Cowboy, My first wife rode like a Comanche, took her on every drive. The other Cowboy said you must have loved her very much. Other Cowboy Nah, she was too ugly to kiss Goodbye!   |
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Post by jay on Aug 21, 2020 15:56:50 GMT -5
I really want to say something....almost anything....but I'm just chuckling too hard.
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Post by mrlunting on Aug 21, 2020 17:16:23 GMT -5
That is a good one!
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Post by bigwoolie on Aug 21, 2020 22:43:07 GMT -5
My granddad used to say that about my granny.
He used to say she was so big (she wasnt) you had to hug her in sections. "Hug and chalk, hug and chalk...and watch out for the man comin' 'round the other side."
She would just sit there with her knitting, shaking her head.
He said the first time he saw her there in the hills of Kentucky, he walked up on her momma's porch and saw his future wife as a girl peering through the screen door. He said he asked her momma "Granny, does your dog bite?"
The family always doubted the veracity of that story. They both died well up in their 70's, just 4 days apart.
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Post by trailboss on Aug 21, 2020 22:49:22 GMT -5
More of a farmer’s humor.
I once parroted my grandfather opining on women and makeup.
“If the barn needs painting, paint the barn”
I shared the pearls of wisdom to my wife in front of other women.
Don’t go there, it doesn’t go well.
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Post by bigwoolie on Aug 21, 2020 23:00:19 GMT -5
My sons and I are big fans of Foundation Bred Quarter Horses. The old "bull dog" style. My son, a good hand, once said to his new bride "We like our women like we like our horses. Big hips, short backs and pretty faces."
I dont thing she ever forgave him. She certainly didnt see the humor in it.
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Post by addamsruspipe on Aug 21, 2020 23:05:03 GMT -5
My sons and I are big fans of Foundation Bred Quarter Horses. The old "bull dog" style. My son, a good hand, once said to his new bride "We like our women like we like our horses. Big hips, short backs and pretty faces." I dont thing she ever forgave him. She certainly didnt see the humor in it. Slept in the barn I take it. 😀 |
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Post by chasingembers on Aug 21, 2020 23:29:22 GMT -5
I dont thing she ever forgave him. She certainly didnt see the humor in it. His wife or the horse? |
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Post by adui on Aug 22, 2020 10:40:01 GMT -5
My sons and I are big fans of Foundation Bred Quarter Horses. The old "bull dog" style. My son, a good hand, once said to his new bride "We like our women like we like our horses. Big hips, short backs and pretty faces." I dont thing she ever forgave him. She certainly didnt see the humor in it. Slept in the barn I take it. 😀 If he was lucky! |
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Post by Ronv69 on Aug 22, 2020 11:11:26 GMT -5
Well, a while back I knew a sales person who told me this story. " I was traveling to a new client when out of the corner of my eye I saw what looked like a chicken with multiple legs! The chicken ran into a side road, so being curious, I turned and followed it. I was amazed when even approaching 60 miles an hour the bird was able to gain distance on me. The thing turned suddenly and ran into a farm driveway and disappeared behind some buildings. The farmer came out of his house to see what I was there for. I responded that I had "thought" that I had seen a chicken, or something with what looked like 6 legs, and that it had run into his driveway ahead of me. He responded," Oh THAT, yup my father was a chicken breeder so we were always eating chicken for dinner, We kids used to fight over the drumsticks, so with that in mind he decided to try to breed chickens with more legs. As you saw, he succeeded very well." I responded that I was very impressed! I asked him if they were good to eat? Says he," I don't know, nobody has ever been able to catch one of the durned things!
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Post by just ol ed on Aug 22, 2020 15:10:05 GMT -5
thanx for reminding me of that golden oldie story. A slight reference to the Coyote vs RoadRunner. Was RR ever caught? Recalling my probably top comedy ever... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Villain_(1979_film)Hope some might recall this Western "spoof" Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY |
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Post by Gandalf on Aug 22, 2020 16:32:10 GMT -5
thanx for reminding me of that golden oldie story. A slight reference to the Coyote vs RoadRunner. Was RR ever caught? Recalling my probably top comedy ever... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Villain_(1979_film)Hope some might recall this Western "spoof" Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY I actually saw the episode where the coyote finally caught the roadrunner. The coyote caught the roadrunner, then turned toward the "audience" and said something like, "OK, you wanted me to catch him. Now what do I do with him?" I think the next scene was them both setting down to have dinner together. Found the clip: A little different than I remember. |
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