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Post by lizardonarock on Nov 21, 2020 22:25:16 GMT -5
If your doctor says its ok to take acetaminophen it is time to find a better doctor!
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Post by toshtego on Nov 21, 2020 22:27:14 GMT -5
I take NSAIDs as a last resort. Tough it out as much as possible.
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Post by trailboss on Nov 21, 2020 22:33:59 GMT -5
You're getting old when.....
Before corona virus, you coughed to cover up a publicly delivered fart.
Now You fart when covering up a cough.
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Post by jay on Nov 22, 2020 0:44:16 GMT -5
 Hurt my back somewhat jumping out of flying machines, then slipped down an enclosed ladder at Exxon plant, fell about 15 feet, grabbed the enclosure and had a wicked jarring stop. Back pain stopped, wouldn’t recommend this kind of therapy, lower back still iffy but not like before ladder therapy. Sounds like a step in the right direction. |
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Post by Baboo on Nov 22, 2020 8:49:42 GMT -5
"You're Getting Old When..." a forum thread title like this one draws you in.
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Post by taiguy66 on Nov 23, 2020 16:27:20 GMT -5
You’re getting old when you want to go for a walk but it’s too cold. So you decide to drive your car to an indoor shopping mall and walk around there.
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Post by mrlunting on Nov 24, 2020 12:58:07 GMT -5
You're getting old when you can't get out of a chair, without making a vocal grunt or groan. 🥴
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Post by Ronv69 on Nov 24, 2020 13:04:48 GMT -5
You're getting old when you can't get out of a chair, without making a vocal grunt or groan. 🥴 I'm definitely old. My body cracks and pops, but it doesn't drown out the groans when I have to get out of the recliner. |
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Post by bigwoolie on Nov 24, 2020 21:57:44 GMT -5
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Post by Yohanan on Nov 24, 2020 22:01:43 GMT -5
Your getting old when you are at an intersection that you have been through a bazillion times, and for an instance, you don't know where you are at.
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Post by Ronv69 on Nov 24, 2020 22:13:46 GMT -5
Your getting old when you are at an intersection that you have been through a bazillion times, and for an instance, you don't know where you are at. You been following me? 🤔😮🧙♂️🧝♂️💇♂️ |
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Post by taiguy66 on Nov 24, 2020 22:40:34 GMT -5
Your getting old when you are at an intersection that you have been through a bazillion times, and for an instance, you don't know where you are at. You been following me? 🤔😮🧙♂️🧝♂️💇♂️ OMG... my wife tells me unless it’s on the top shelf in the fridge I won’t find a thing. By the way, anyone seen my glasses? |
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Post by mrlunting on Dec 16, 2020 13:15:54 GMT -5
You're getting old when you create 2 posts instead of one. 😆 🤪
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Post by toshtego on Dec 16, 2020 13:26:55 GMT -5
You're getting old when you can't get out of a chair, without making a vocal grunt or groan. 🥴 That is the truth. I became so annoying with my exclamations of pain upon rising, that I start each move with a forced laugh to disguise the grunt. A bit more pleasing to others. |
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jay
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Edward's Pipes....only Edward's pipes....and Buccaneer in the bowl
Posts: 442
First Name: Jay
Favorite Pipe: Edwards handmade
Favorite Tobacco: Buccaneer, Special Balkan, Scottish Moor
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Post by jay on Dec 16, 2020 22:02:52 GMT -5
I just don't out of the chair when other people are around...that way I can make all the old man sounds I want.
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Post by Goldbrick on Dec 18, 2020 18:54:29 GMT -5
You're getting old when you tell your Doctor that you can't hear yourself fart, and the Doctor says there's no hope for your hearing, but he can make you fart louder.
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Post by Yohanan on Dec 18, 2020 21:06:44 GMT -5
You're getting old when.....Before corona virus, you coughed to cover up a publicly delivered fart. Now You fart when covering up a cough. Cough and sneeze farts are painful, it feels like glass blowing out your arse, and then there's the good chance you may need clean underwear after the event, but that's just from my personal experience from said coughy, sneezy flatulence, also there is the good chance that everyone in the county heard you, so you can't hide the deed, and your marked forever as coughy, sneezy, stinky, and old. |
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Post by slickshooter on Dec 23, 2020 22:58:58 GMT -5
You see fresh snow on the stairs and you think to yourself “I’d better be careful, I could slip on that”
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Post by trailboss on Dec 23, 2020 23:56:37 GMT -5
You're getting old when.....Before corona virus, you coughed to cover up a publicly delivered fart. Now You fart when covering up a cough. Cough and sneeze farts are painful, it feels like glass blowing out your arse, and then there's the good chance you may need clean underwear after the event, but that's just from my personal experience from said coughy, sneezy flatulence, also there is the good chance that everyone in the county heard you, so you can't hide the deed, and your marked forever as coughy, sneezy, stinky, and old.  |
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Hurt my back somewhat jumping out of flying machines, then slipped down an enclosed ladder at Exxon plant, fell about 15 feet, grabbed the enclosure and had a wicked jarring stop. Back pain stopped, wouldn’t recommend this kind of therapy, lower back still iffy but not like before ladder therapy.
