Years ago a guy that I hung out with was a pretty cool dude, he looked like Greg Allman, and his wife was pretty cool. He always referred to her as his Ol' Lady and she seemed to dig it. That line has never worked for me, only on a forum can I get away with it.
My wife's birthday falls on the same week as mother's day, so flowers and a $100.00 gift card to the nail salon is what I typically get her on mother's day.
"Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose."~Sir Adrian