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Post by Plainsman on Nov 14, 2022 15:28:37 GMT -5
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Post by Legend Lover on Nov 14, 2022 17:34:35 GMT -5
😂
Excellent
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Post by terrapinflyer on Nov 15, 2022 8:37:12 GMT -5
As a person of Irish descent, I take offense. Only because I wouldn't have let myself be rescued, but still...
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 15, 2022 9:09:32 GMT -5
 A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass. He says: "So what's bothering you?" She replies: "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says: "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Did he have any last requests?" "Certainly father," she replied. "He said: "Please Mary, put down that damn gun."
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Post by Legend Lover on Nov 15, 2022 10:25:06 GMT -5
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass. He says: "So what's bothering you?" She replies: "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says: "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Did he have any last requests?" "Certainly father," she replied. "He said: "Please Mary, put down that damn gun."  |
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jay
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Post by jay on Nov 15, 2022 14:44:43 GMT -5
Police Sergeant calls the Chief: "We're at the scene. Apparently Mrs. Murphy shot her husband when he stomped across her newly mopped kitchen floor in his work boots".
"Have you arrested her then," the Chief asked?
"No," replied the Sergeant. "The floor's not dry yet."
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 15, 2022 15:09:21 GMT -5
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either.
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Post by trailboss on Nov 17, 2022 13:47:56 GMT -5
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A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass.
