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Post by puffy on Jun 17, 2017 17:08:02 GMT -5
You start to go into a store and someone says...Let me hold that door for you sir.
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Post by papipeguy on Jun 17, 2017 18:08:08 GMT -5
ou know you're old when you go to the drug store and the clerk already has the laxatives on the counter for you.
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Post by crapgame on Jun 17, 2017 18:38:18 GMT -5
You are old when you daily double has nothing to horse races but refers to your need for prune juice and an enema!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2017 5:27:02 GMT -5
You know your old when , I forgot what I wanted to say !
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Post by antb on Jun 19, 2017 1:43:02 GMT -5
You know your old when , I forgot what I wanted to say ! Yep!  |
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Post by herbinedave on Jun 19, 2017 2:22:08 GMT -5
Just Old Ed only has ya beat by a year!!!
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Post by Darin on Jun 19, 2017 8:55:25 GMT -5
You know you're old when you get satisfaction from just squeezing into a tight parking space!  |
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Post by mgtarheel on Jun 19, 2017 11:33:40 GMT -5
You know you're old when you say " I've fallen and I can't get up" LOL!
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Post by Lady Margaret on Jun 19, 2017 12:16:17 GMT -5
i'm not qualified to respond to this thread, lol.
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Post by sparks on Jun 19, 2017 12:18:21 GMT -5
You know your old when... You yell at kids to get off your lawn and you don't even have a lawn.  |
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Post by GRUMPY on Jun 19, 2017 15:33:14 GMT -5
You remember stuff from before most of the people in the world were born. And you need a larger font size to be able to read the posts.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Jun 19, 2017 15:43:56 GMT -5
 When getting Lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
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Post by GRUMPY on Jun 22, 2017 0:54:33 GMT -5
When you remember stuff from 40 years ago, but not yesterday, or even an hour ago.
When you go across the room and have forgotten what you're there for.
When you've felt better, but don't remember when.
When you and your wife are the only ones who can drive a standard transmission car.
When your birthday is before the middle of the last century.
When you've had a party line telephone.
When you remember rotary telephones.
When what you want flexible isn't, and what you don't want flexible is.
When you just like you were when you were born, hairless and toothless.
When you put your eyes,ears and teeth to bed before you put yourself to bed.
Been there,done that, got the T-shirt.
If given time I can think of plenty more.
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Post by Baboo on Jun 22, 2017 5:45:56 GMT -5
...when you read forum threads like this one...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2017 7:00:31 GMT -5
When something in the box your laying in starts to reek.  |
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Post by Lady Margaret on Jun 22, 2017 7:07:58 GMT -5
When you and your wife are the only ones who can drive a standard transmission car.
When you remember rotary telephones.
okay, I take issue with those, because I fall in both those categories and I'm not old yet! lol
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Post by Lady Margaret on Jun 22, 2017 7:08:45 GMT -5
...when you read forum threads like this one...
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Post by Artistik on Jun 22, 2017 8:19:50 GMT -5
Men know when they are old you never pass a urinal and never trust a fart.
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Post by GRUMPY on Jun 22, 2017 11:22:23 GMT -5
Men know when they are old you never pass a urinal and never trust a fart. Been there,done that, and know every public restroom in town. |
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Post by crapgame on Jun 22, 2017 12:18:23 GMT -5
Men know when they are old you never pass a urinal and never trust a fart. Been there,done that, and know every public restroom in town. I have made that bet and lost..those darn electrical farts..lots of juice and a huge shock! |
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Post by Zach on Jun 22, 2017 12:33:09 GMT -5
When you and your wife are the only ones who can drive a standard transmission car.
When you remember rotary telephones.
okay, I take issue with those, because I fall in both those categories and I'm not old yet! lol
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2017 15:20:48 GMT -5
When cashiers, bank clerks, etc address you in a sing song tone of voice and speak at a double volume level, presupposing that you are hard of hearing.
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Post by GRUMPY on Jun 22, 2017 16:57:59 GMT -5
When cashiers, bank clerks, etc address you in a sing song tone of voice and speak at a double volume level, presupposing that you are hard of hearing.  Me thinks that truculentfrog needs to fix his avatar. |
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Post by GRUMPY on Jun 22, 2017 17:09:18 GMT -5
You always forget something, when packing for a trip, or shopping. Or when you get to the store can't remember what you went there for.
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Post by qmechanics on Sept 6, 2018 5:02:50 GMT -5
When you start asking for the Senior discount..
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2018 8:20:05 GMT -5
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
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When getting Lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
