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Post by Ronv69 on Jun 22, 2017 11:46:21 GMT -5
Kicking the sh*+ with Jiminks last night, and the subject of his 43 years of pipe smoking came up. We tossed around a few figures and this is what we came up with:
43 years = 15,706 days.
Average 12 bowls a day = 188,472 bowls.
Average 3 grams per bowl = 556.416 kilos, or 1,226.69 lbs
Average $20/pound works out to $24,553.80
Note that this doesn't include the cost of his pipes.
Amazing thing is that his tongue still works at all!
Ron
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Post by crapgame on Jun 22, 2017 11:54:02 GMT -5
That is an amazing figure!
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Post by Lady Margaret on Jun 22, 2017 12:01:09 GMT -5
WOW
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Post by danno44 on Jun 22, 2017 12:03:45 GMT -5
That works out to $1.56 a day in baccy. Inexpensive hobby/lifestyle if you ask me...
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Post by Ronv69 on Jun 22, 2017 12:16:44 GMT -5
And he has reviewed 1870 blends in only 5 years!
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Post by Zach on Jun 22, 2017 12:20:54 GMT -5
Pretty good rough figure, but 3 grams is a lot of tobacco and won't fit in most bowls unless packed in really tight.
If Jim only smoked one blend, he could single handedly keep a tobacco company afloat!
This discussion had me thinking how much I've smoked in the past 5 years the other night of his anniversary. I almost smoke exactly half of what he smokes.
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Post by JimInks on Jun 22, 2017 12:28:35 GMT -5
Glad it wasn't peppermint sticks. I'd have no teeth.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jun 22, 2017 12:53:01 GMT -5
Pretty good rough figure, but 3 grams is a lot of tobacco and won't fit in most bowls unless packed in really tight. His number, not mine. |
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Post by puffy on Jun 22, 2017 13:06:28 GMT -5
12 bowls a day takes a good bit of time.
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Post by JimInks on Jun 22, 2017 13:16:31 GMT -5
Pretty good rough figure, but 3 grams is a lot of tobacco and won't fit in most bowls unless packed in really tight. If Jim only smoked one blend, he could single handedly keep a tobacco company afloat! This discussion had me thinking how much I've smoked in the past 5 years the other night of his anniversary. I almost smoke exactly half of what he smokes. I was going by a discussion that has come up a few times in various forums over the years. Those who participated in a few of them (I didn't) decided on three grams average as some pipes hold more, some less. I figured if they did the work, they knew. I never did any measuring myself. |
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Post by trailboss on Jun 22, 2017 13:26:55 GMT -5
12 bowls a day takes a good bit of time. Amen! I smoke one Bowl going to California every night, and one bowl coming back to Arizona...I usually get close to 130 miles per bowl. |
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Post by Zach on Jun 22, 2017 13:28:17 GMT -5
It is a good rough estimate. I know I don't feel like doing all the science to make it any better. Of course, moisture weight, what moisture you smoke at, flake vs dry ribbon or shag, etc.
I don't think you could even fit a gram of Semois into a pipe!
Congrats on smoking a small compact car's weight worth of tobacco! When you think of it like that, it's astounding.
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Post by Darin on Jun 22, 2017 13:39:27 GMT -5
MPB ... love it! 
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Post by Grimpeur on Jun 22, 2017 13:42:24 GMT -5
Amazing thing is that his tongue still works at all! Ron It seems like he does enough talking for two; all that air-flow would cool his tongue. It may be mostly hot air, but it's cooler than pipe smoke! I'll be putting a little HP sauce on my fried eggs... |
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Post by Zach on Jun 22, 2017 13:47:18 GMT -5
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Post by JimInks on Jun 22, 2017 13:47:43 GMT -5
Amazing thing is that his tongue still works at all! Ron It seems like he does enough talking for two; all that air-flow would cool his tongue. It may be mostly hot air, but it's cooler than pipe smoke! I'll be putting a little HP sauce on my fried eggs... Aww, go fry this egg, pepper snout! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 12:23:20 GMT -5
Wow, he must have always worked at home to smoke that much.
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Post by JimInks on Jun 25, 2017 13:07:57 GMT -5
Wow, he must have always worked at home to smoke that much. No, I ran a restaurant for four years, and a comic book shop for nine before I started working at home, not to mention earlier jobs. Every job I ever had, I was able to smoke. In college, I could smoke in the dorm, in the library and in the class room. |
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Post by sablebrush52 on Jun 26, 2017 1:33:27 GMT -5
Glad it wasn't peppermint sticks. I'd have no teeth. But, you have no teeth...  |
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Post by JimInks on Jun 26, 2017 1:35:39 GMT -5
Glad it wasn't peppermint sticks. I'd have no teeth. But, you have no teeth... I had to remove yours from my butt before I put on my pants this morning, Poligrip mouth.  |
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Post by Matthew on Jul 4, 2017 14:44:44 GMT -5
You know, I saw the title and thought this was an intervention !
I went and got all my dieting books and self-help videos and was
gonna send them to Jim to help him out.And lo and behold Y'all
are going on about Jim's pyromania,a true Tobacoocidal Maniac !
Congrats Jim on a spectacular acheivment.
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Post by JimInks on Jul 4, 2017 14:57:32 GMT -5
You know, I saw the title and thought this was an intervention ! I went and got all my dieting books and self-help videos and was gonna send them to Jim to help him out.And lo and behold Y'all are going on about Jim's pyromania,a true Tobacoocidal Maniac ! Congrats Jim on a spectacular acheivment. Are we not men? We are Pyro! P-Y-R-O!  |
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Post by That Falls Guy on Jul 4, 2017 15:18:21 GMT -5
That is an amazing figure! Well, of course, we all know that Jim Inks is such an amazing man!  |
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Post by zeavran1 on Jul 6, 2017 21:17:54 GMT -5
I'd have to live a thousand years to smoke 1200 lbs....☺
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Post by tallpuffoburley on Jul 6, 2017 22:23:58 GMT -5
Kicking the sh*+ with Jiminks last night, and the subject of his 43 years of pipe smoking came up. We tossed around a few figures and this is what we came up with: 43 years = 15,706 days. Average 12 bowls a day = 188,472 bowls. Average 3 grams per bowl = 556.416 kilos, or 1,226.69 lbs Average $20/pound works out to $24,553.80 Note that this doesn't include the cost of his pipes. Amazing thing is that his tongue still works at all! Ron That is great Ron. Now can you give us the breakdown of his consumption of: A. Kitty litter B. sodas noone has ever heard of C. Percentage of total shares of that vido of the ostrich egg getting fried. D. Amount of breath mints he should be throwing into that stinkhole he calls a mouth. Lol That should do it. I reserve the right to add to this list in the interest o science. JimInks |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 6, 2017 22:44:46 GMT -5
Kicking the sh*+ with Jiminks last night, and the subject of his 43 years of pipe smoking came up. We tossed around a few figures and this is what we came up with: 43 years = 15,706 days. Average 12 bowls a day = 188,472 bowls. Average 3 grams per bowl = 556.416 kilos, or 1,226.69 lbs Average $20/pound works out to $24,553.80 Note that this doesn't include the cost of his pipes. Amazing thing is that his tongue still works at all! Ron That is great Ron. Now can you give us the breakdown of his consumption of: A. Kitty litter B. sodas noone has ever heard of C. Percentage of total shares of that vido of the ostrich egg getting fried. D. Amount of breath mints he should be throwing into that stinkhole he calls a mouth. Lol That should do it. I reserve the right to add to this list in the interest o science. JimInksThat depends. Are you 6'9 and selling off your pipes? |
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Post by JimInks on Jul 6, 2017 22:48:03 GMT -5
Kicking the sh*+ with Jiminks last night, and the subject of his 43 years of pipe smoking came up. We tossed around a few figures and this is what we came up with: 43 years = 15,706 days. Average 12 bowls a day = 188,472 bowls. Average 3 grams per bowl = 556.416 kilos, or 1,226.69 lbs Average $20/pound works out to $24,553.80 Note that this doesn't include the cost of his pipes. Amazing thing is that his tongue still works at all! Ron That is great Ron. Now here's my breakdown of my consumption of: A. Kitty litter: I, Eric Pierson, plays in the kitty litter thinking the logs are G&H ropes. B. sodas no one has ever heard of: I, Eric Pierson say my favorite soda is squeezed out of the litter boxes. C. Percentage of total shares of that video of the ostrich egg getting fried: I, Eric Pierson, am the King of the Fried Egg video. D. Amount of breath mints he should be throwing into that stinkhole he calls a mouth. Lol: I, Eric Pierson uses breath mints before I kiss goats. That should do it. I reserve the right to add to this list in the interest o science. JimInks Fixed it for ya, buddy! |
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Post by tallpuffoburley on Jul 6, 2017 23:01:41 GMT -5
That is great Ron. Now can you give us the breakdown of his consumption of: A. Kitty litter B. sodas noone has ever heard of C. Percentage of total shares of that vido of the ostrich egg getting fried. D. Amount of breath mints he should be throwing into that stinkhole he calls a mouth. Lol That should do it. I reserve the right to add to this list in the interest o science. JimInksThat depends. Are you 6'9 and selling off your pipes? It is I using my alias. And only selling them when buying them.  |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 7, 2017 11:06:28 GMT -5
That depends. Are you 6'9 and selling off your pipes? It is I using my alias. And only selling them when buying them. Then: Susy and Mollie don't sh*t. They extrude Rum Twist for Tsal. I have heard of most of the sodas. They are just restricted access for Yankees. 99.6% of Ostrich Egg Frying shares. Breath mints! He don't need no stinkin' breath mints. If he is breathing, he has a pipe in his mouth. Breath mints would make everything taste like your brand, Kool! |
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