tallpuffoburley
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First Name: Eric
Favorite Pipe: BST Bent Dublin
Favorite Tobacco: Dunhill Flake
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Post by tallpuffoburley on Jul 6, 2017 13:26:31 GMT -5
I met this guy in Chicago who smelled of cat urine, tobacco and soda. I hung out with him alot, mostly because he was kind of ugly and it made me look better to the rare female who may pass by. He also talked nonstop, thus allowing me enjoy my pipe without breaking cadence. I think his name was Jiminks or something like that. Anyway, he suggested that I check this place out and said that everyone was pretty cool here. I, of course, wanted to make sure he meant that they were all cooler than him, but he wouldn't admit this, so I remain skeptical. 
My name is Eric and from the looks of things, I think many of you already may know me from other places. For those that don't, I have been smoking a pipe going on 6 years. In that time I have accumulated 104 pipes and have been on an intense mission to constantly improve those 104 pipes. As one goes in another goes out. My favorite shapes tend to be the bulldog/Rhodesian designs and Canadians.
I also have accumulated, what I believe, is more than a lifetime supply of tobacco at around 180 pounds. I tend to like all the tobaccos with my favorites being the Virginia, burleys and perique blends. I look forward to meeting you and thank you for adding me to the pack.
As for Jiminks, In all seriousness, he has been a friend for a while and we tend to eff with each other quite a bit, so please don't feel the need to come to his rescue, I can assure you he will be beating me back soon. lol |
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profrmdover
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No direction home ...
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First Name: Harry
Favorite Pipe: KBB Dorset
Favorite Tobacco: Escudo
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Post by profrmdover on Jul 6, 2017 14:38:46 GMT -5
Welcome, Eric ... good to see you here!
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Post by crapgame on Jul 6, 2017 14:41:26 GMT -5
Welcome to the Patch!
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Post by danno44 on Jul 6, 2017 15:01:05 GMT -5
Welcome Eric good to see you here!
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Post by TwelveAMnTX on Jul 6, 2017 15:14:26 GMT -5
Welcome to the Patch Eric, good to see ya here!
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Post by Darin on Jul 6, 2017 15:16:20 GMT -5
Welcome from AZ!  |
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Post by sparks on Jul 6, 2017 15:17:45 GMT -5
Welcome, Eric. Glad to have you.
Any friend of Jim's is someone we keep a close eye on a friend of ours.
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Post by JimInks on Jul 6, 2017 16:22:21 GMT -5
I met this guy in Chicago who smelled of cat urine, tobacco and soda. I hung out with him alot, mostly because he was kind of ugly and it made me look better to the rare female who may pass by. He also talked nonstop, thus allowing me enjoy my pipe without breaking cadence. I think his name was Jiminks or something like that. Anyway, he suggested that I check this place out and said that everyone was pretty cool here. I, of course, wanted to make sure he meant that they were all cooler than him, but he wouldn't admit this, so I remain skeptical.
My name is Eric and from the looks of things, I think many of you already may know me from other places. For those that don't, I have been smoking a pipe going on 6 years. In that time I have accumulated 104 pipes and have been on an intense mission to constantly improve those 104 pipes. As one goes in another goes out. My favorite shapes tend to be the bulldog/Rhodesian designs and Canadians.
I also have accumulated, what I believe, is more than a lifetime supply of tobacco at around 180 pounds. I tend to like all the tobaccos with my favorites being the Virginia, burleys and perique blends. I look forward to meeting you and thank you for adding me to the pack.
As for Jiminks, In all seriousness, he has been a friend for a while and we tend to eff with each other quite a bit, so please don't feel the need to come to his rescue, I can assure you he will be beating me back soon. lol Well folks, the truth is that I led Eric around on a leash in Chicago because I didn't want to break the Illinois pet laws, and you know people are afraid of wild iguanas. They bite, they continually wiggle out of their diapers and poop everywhere, and they don't know how to fry eggs. The women who passed by us made sure to give Eric a few worms to eat, and commented favorably on his plastic surgery. We put Groucho glasses on him so he wouldn't be mistaken for dinner. All in all, I was just happy he was litter box trained.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2017 16:26:58 GMT -5
Welcome aboard, Eric.
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Post by johnlawitzke on Jul 6, 2017 16:29:04 GMT -5
There goes the neighborhood. 😁
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2017 16:29:36 GMT -5
Greetings and Welcome Eric . . . . .and your stepping on no toes in regard to the Egg Handler. |
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Post by JimInks on Jul 6, 2017 16:39:34 GMT -5
Greetings and Welcome Eric . . . . .and your stepping on no toes in regard to the Egg Handler. Watch it, youse mug. Iguana Pierson eats frog legs for lunch, see. Myeah.! |
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Post by Yohanan on Jul 6, 2017 16:53:45 GMT -5
Hello Eric, and Welcome to the Forum!!!  |
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Post by Matthew on Jul 6, 2017 17:48:33 GMT -5
Hey Eric , Good To see ya here !
Welcome from Oklahoma
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Post by johnlawitzke on Jul 6, 2017 19:32:17 GMT -5
Greetings and Welcome Eric . . . . .and your stepping on no toes in regard to the Egg Handler. Watch it, youse mug. Iguana Pierson eats frog legs for lunch, see. Myeah.! I thought that was his Canadian companion.... |
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Post by papipeguy on Jul 6, 2017 19:44:32 GMT -5
Good to have you here, Eric. Looking forward to reading more from you.
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Post by peterd-Buffalo Spirit on Jul 6, 2017 19:45:30 GMT -5
...welcome from SE Tennessee Eric...Enjoy the Patch!
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Zach
Pro Member
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
Posts: 4,358
First Name: Zach
Favorite Pipe: Too many currently, bound to change
Favorite Tobacco: Haunted Bookshop, Big 'N' Burley, Pegasus, Habana Daydream, OJK, Rum Twist, FVF, Escudo, Orlik Golden Sliced, Kendal Flake, Ennerdale
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Post by Zach on Jul 6, 2017 19:48:35 GMT -5
What's up, Eric?
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Post by Lady Margaret on Jul 6, 2017 20:16:35 GMT -5
welcome from WV! cool username |
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Post by johnlawitzke on Jul 6, 2017 20:41:32 GMT -5
welcome from WV! cool username Eric's is the world's tallest pipe smoker; seriously. |
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tallpuffoburley
New Member
Posts: 33
First Name: Eric
Favorite Pipe: BST Bent Dublin
Favorite Tobacco: Dunhill Flake
Location:
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Post by tallpuffoburley on Jul 6, 2017 20:44:04 GMT -5
I met this guy in Chicago who smelled of cat urine, tobacco and soda. I hung out with him alot, mostly because he was kind of ugly and it made me look better to the rare female who may pass by. He also talked nonstop, thus allowing me enjoy my pipe without breaking cadence. I think his name was Jiminks or something like that. Anyway, he suggested that I check this place out and said that everyone was pretty cool here. I, of course, wanted to make sure he meant that they were all cooler than him, but he wouldn't admit this, so I remain skeptical.
My name is Eric and from the looks of things, I think many of you already may know me from other places. For those that don't, I have been smoking a pipe going on 6 years. In that time I have accumulated 104 pipes and have been on an intense mission to constantly improve those 104 pipes. As one goes in another goes out. My favorite shapes tend to be the bulldog/Rhodesian designs and Canadians.
I also have accumulated, what I believe, is more than a lifetime supply of tobacco at around 180 pounds. I tend to like all the tobaccos with my favorites being the Virginia, burleys and perique blends. I look forward to meeting you and thank you for adding me to the pack.
As for Jiminks, In all seriousness, he has been a friend for a while and we tend to eff with each other quite a bit, so please don't feel the need to come to his rescue, I can assure you he will be beating me back soon. lol Well folks, the truth is that I led Eric around on a leash in Chicago because I didn't want to break the Illinois pet laws, and you know people are afraid of wild iguanas. They bite, they continually wiggle out of their diapers and poop everywhere, and they don't know how to fry eggs. The women who passed by us made sure to give Eric a few worms to eat, and commented favorably on his plastic surgery. We put Groucho glasses on him so he wouldn't be mistaken for dinner. All in all, I was just happy he was litter box trained. |
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tallpuffoburley
New Member
Posts: 33
First Name: Eric
Favorite Pipe: BST Bent Dublin
Favorite Tobacco: Dunhill Flake
Location:
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Post by tallpuffoburley on Jul 6, 2017 20:46:04 GMT -5
You should really stop snorting Suzy and Molly's catnip, it makes you do weird things like share fetish fantasies online. |
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tallpuffoburley
New Member
Posts: 33
First Name: Eric
Favorite Pipe: BST Bent Dublin
Favorite Tobacco: Dunhill Flake
Location:
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Post by tallpuffoburley on Jul 6, 2017 20:48:14 GMT -5
Busy, busy. How you doing Zach? |
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Post by JimInks on Jul 6, 2017 20:54:46 GMT -5
You should really stop snorting Suzy and Molly's catnip, it makes you do weird things like share fetish fantasies online. I see you wear your fetish on top of your head, egg breath. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2017 21:24:22 GMT -5
Great first post Eric. Wow, getting to hang out with Jim? We bow down before thee...lol
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Post by JimInks on Jul 6, 2017 21:38:18 GMT -5
Great first post Eric. Wow, getting to hang out with Jim? We bow down before thee...lol Eric, John Lawitzke, Ted Vig, Mark Ryan, Basil Meadows, Don Warren, Pipestud, myself, and a few other guys had the greatest time in the world at Chicago. Nobody survived unrazzed! |
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Post by johnlawitzke on Jul 6, 2017 21:43:31 GMT -5
Great first post Eric. Wow, getting to hang out with Jim? We bow down before thee...lol Eric, John Lawitze, Ted Vig, Mark Ryan, Basil Meadows, Don Warren, Pipestud, myself, and a few other guys had the greatest time in the world at Chicago. Nobody survived unrazzed! Yeah, Chicago was a fun time. We all need to tell Mark to bring you to work his table again next year. |
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Post by JimInks on Jul 6, 2017 21:44:29 GMT -5
Eric, John Lawitze, Ted Vig, Mark Ryan, Basil Meadows, Don Warren, Pipestud, myself, and a few other guys had the greatest time in the world at Chicago. Nobody survived unrazzed! Yeah, Chicago was a fun time. We all need to tell Mark to bring you to work his table again next year. I'd love that, buddy! |
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Post by mgtarheel on Jul 6, 2017 21:51:45 GMT -5
Welcome from "The Tarheel State"
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Post by puffy on Jul 6, 2017 22:15:12 GMT -5
Welcome from Carolina..I lived in south eastern Michigan for over 40 years before I moved back south.Sure don't miss the cold.
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