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Post by oldcajun123 on Oct 8, 2017 11:09:28 GMT -5
 Reading a memoir about Alabama boy Joe Sacco in WWII, in France they had a lull in action and a USO Show entertained the troops, Bob Hope Diana Shore and Bing Crosby, after the show one of Joes friend got them backstage as he was family friends with Shore, about 5 young soldiers enthralled when Bing and Bob came and started telling jokes. Bing said there was this man looked really young and would play the game guess my age, he was 87, he would bet guys and win all the time, one day in the park he was playing his game , went to a bench next to the person who didn't guess right, old woman sitting , he says I bet you can't guess my age, she says come closer, she unzips his pants, thrusts her hand and starts fondling and a blissful smile comes upon her, 87 she says, how did you know he says in disbelief , I heard you when you said it next to me.
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Post by lestrout on Oct 8, 2017 17:58:57 GMT -5
Lol - Now how can I believe that, when Bing was born in 1903? Or was the 87 YO the other guy?
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Post by papipeguy on Oct 8, 2017 19:21:25 GMT -5
An oldie but always great for a laugh.
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Reading a memoir about Alabama boy Joe Sacco in WWII, in France they had a lull in action and a USO Show entertained the troops, Bob Hope Diana Shore and Bing Crosby, after the show one of Joes friend got them backstage as he was family friends with Shore, about 5 young soldiers enthralled when Bing and Bob came and started telling jokes. Bing said there was this man looked really young and would play the game guess my age, he was 87, he would bet guys and win all the time, one day in the park he was playing his game , went to a bench next to the person who didn't guess right, old woman sitting , he says I bet you can't guess my age, she says come closer, she unzips his pants, thrusts her hand and starts fondling and a blissful smile comes upon her, 87 she says, how did you know he says in disbelief , I heard you when you said it next to me.
