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Post by crapgame on Nov 16, 2017 17:39:04 GMT -5
Lightning strikes again with a once in a lifetime comeback!
I was at Shop and Save ( a local supermarket) buying bread for dinner and on my way into the store this woman just finished loading her Prius with bags...Before the spider senses tingled i said here let me take that for you and reached for the grocery cart...BAD IDEA!. The woman was a mid to late 50's hippy chick with a chip on her shoulder and smelled of patchouli oil. She glared at me and started off with " I AM CAPABLE! I AM NOT A LADY NEEDING HELP!". Before she said anything else I said " Shut up toots.. I get it.. you have a chip on your shoulder and no man will ever help you because you are a woman..FINE!" This is where it it turns to gold..I then said " If it makes you feel any better..I am helping you because you are OLD!" Then in my most condescending tone I said " Have a great day Honey-Pot!"
She picked the wrong guy to have an attitude with....
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 16, 2017 17:57:17 GMT -5
Along time ago I was at work and Main office called and said my Section Supervisor wanted to see me. Finished I open the heavy glass office door and up comes a young Female Engineer hands full with manuals, I open the door for her, and her reply I can open my own door, I immediately slammed the door, and told her You GD right you can you rude thing, substituting the real word I used that rhymes with B%#ch. she was startled, dropped her manuals all over the steps. I rubbed it in by saying Have a Good Day.
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Post by Matthew on Nov 16, 2017 18:56:08 GMT -5
You know,just the other day I had unloaded my cart and was turning to take it to the cart-stall when I heard a voice say I'll take that.Well,I'm ever one to accept aid such as this so after the 10 seconds it took to register what was said I turned and let the lady take the cart.Now,,,Now,I know why she offered,,, I'm Old !
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Post by That Falls Guy on Nov 16, 2017 18:58:57 GMT -5
Mine is quite a bit different....
In my younger days, I was a member of our local School Board. Another member of the School Board had been appointed to represent the School District on a Board comprised of representatives from all of the local area School Boards.
The minority directors tried to have that person removed from the position in favor of one of their candidates for the position, although the term of the current office holder had not expired.
At that time, I had asked the School Board's attorney (aka solicitor), to render an opinion as to the legality of removing a currently appointed representative from that position. Moving forward, at our next meeting, his response was that the Board had the authority to remove and replace anyone whom they had previously appointed to a position.
As I looked at him, I repeated to him what he had said, and asked him if he was absolutely sure as to what he had said. He responded that he was absolutely sure.
My reply to him was "Well if the Board can replace anyone whom they had previously appointed, then I make a motion that we replace you." The motion was seconded, and he was gone that night!
I guess that he forgot that he was appointed too!
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Post by duffer on Nov 18, 2017 13:09:35 GMT -5
People are wound too tight. I suggest she takes up pipe smoking. Relaxes me.
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Post by PhantomWolf on Nov 18, 2017 13:26:29 GMT -5
Hahaha I love getting in hostile little faces. I actually wouldn't date a woman who wasn't a feminist, but the world is filled with goofy people and as with any other group of people, they have their nuts as well.
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Post by papipeguy on Nov 18, 2017 13:26:48 GMT -5
A random act of kindness denied. What has the world come to?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2017 13:38:45 GMT -5
I was taking a plane to San Fran back when I was healthy. I had my earphones plugged in, but not all the way. I was listening to the music while through the earphones while everyone else heard it, too. I didn't know that.
The elder man behind me tapped on my shoulder and started bitching about the music. I apologized, still not knowing how it happened. Turned it off. I was not angry at his first bitch. Then he kept on bitching behind me about how he didn't want to hear my music the whole way to the coast. He kept it up. Turning and pointing (pointing always freaks them out) I told him (not nicely) that I had apologized and fixed it and didn't want to listen to his SH** all the way to the cost. He shut up the whole way, but was still steaming red as we deplaned. I normally don't feel happy after getting angry, but I enjoyed that immensely
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