Post by trailboss on Feb 16, 2018 6:40:09 GMT -5
We have a driver named Mike that picks up freight daily in Casa Grande (Halfway to Tucson) from a company that makes sheet metal ductwork. It isn't unusual for dispatch to send another driver down to handle the overflow, in this case Sal was the unfortunate victim...er driver.
The next day the conversation went like this...
Mike: "What do you think about Jennie down there at the shipping office?"
Sal: "Man, she is a babe! But I couldn't believe that you pulled a silent but deadly fart like that in the office, it was like egg salad that a skunk vomited up!"
Mike: "Yeah, That was pretty nasty, so nasty even I didn't want to claim it....You remember that you headed back out of the office as I finished up talking to Jennie?"
Sal: "Yes, I was glad to get out of the gas chamber!"
Mike: "As soon as you stepped out, I asked Jennie "Do you believe the nerve of that guy cutting the cheese in here?" Jennie replied "That was pretty rancid, it smelled like he crapped his pants!
"
At this point Sal turned red, and said 'you are kidding me....right?"
Mike: "Sal, I have picked up freight from her every day for a year, and not once have I ever given reason to think of me being so low in character as to do something like that....You however, left quite an impression on Jennie."
The next day the conversation went like this...
Mike: "What do you think about Jennie down there at the shipping office?"
Sal: "Man, she is a babe! But I couldn't believe that you pulled a silent but deadly fart like that in the office, it was like egg salad that a skunk vomited up!"
Mike: "Yeah, That was pretty nasty, so nasty even I didn't want to claim it....You remember that you headed back out of the office as I finished up talking to Jennie?"
Sal: "Yes, I was glad to get out of the gas chamber!"
Mike: "As soon as you stepped out, I asked Jennie "Do you believe the nerve of that guy cutting the cheese in here?" Jennie replied "That was pretty rancid, it smelled like he crapped his pants!
"
At this point Sal turned red, and said 'you are kidding me....right?"
Mike: "Sal, I have picked up freight from her every day for a year, and not once have I ever given reason to think of me being so low in character as to do something like that....You however, left quite an impression on Jennie."
