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Post by Dramatwist on Feb 17, 2018 6:16:45 GMT -5
A Briarpatch member called Jim
Once disappeared on a whim
Some thought it was me
But I must disagree
Because only that guy could be him
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Post by briarpipenyc on Feb 17, 2018 8:27:33 GMT -5
Thumbs up....very witty.
Frank
NYC
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Post by slowroll on Feb 17, 2018 13:48:01 GMT -5
You clearly have too much time on your hands  |
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Post by That Falls Guy on Feb 17, 2018 16:22:42 GMT -5
A guy by the of Dramatwist
Was mistaken for a guy named Inks
But much to their surprise
He was not of that guise
What a low level of Finks!
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 17, 2018 18:04:36 GMT -5
One day when I packed my pipe tight
I was cursed with the dreaded re-light
I'm pretty bereft
Cos I've no matches left
And, to top it, I've dreaded tongue-bite
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Post by Dramatwist on Feb 17, 2018 18:19:44 GMT -5
One day when I packed my pipe tight I was cursed with the dreaded re-light I'm pretty bereft Cos I've no matches left And, to top it, I've dreaded tongue-bite ...lol, a talented poet is born... |
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 17, 2018 18:24:07 GMT -5
One day when I packed my pipe tight I was cursed with the dreaded re-light I'm pretty bereft Cos I've no matches left And, to top it, I've dreaded tongue-bite ...lol, a talented poet is born... Maybe one day I'll be poet L'Oréal. |
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Post by Dramatwist on Feb 17, 2018 18:25:36 GMT -5
...lol, a talented poet is born... Maybe one day I'll be poet L'Oréal. ...lol, a grand thing, but there's no money in it... |
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 17, 2018 18:26:04 GMT -5
Maybe one day I'll be poet L'Oréal. ...lol, a grand thing, but there's no money in it... But I'm worth it. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 18, 2018 19:54:57 GMT -5
A Briarpatch member called Jim Once disappeared on a whim Some thought it was me But I must disagree Because only that guy could be him Good work, but because you're a pro, we're bringing in Chuck Lorre to rework it a little. |
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Post by sparks on Feb 19, 2018 7:57:37 GMT -5
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 19, 2018 9:24:32 GMT -5
I'm sorry I missed that!
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Post by Lady Margaret on Feb 20, 2018 21:03:20 GMT -5
...lol, a grand thing, but there's no money in it... But I'm worth it.
OMG that was awesome!
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Post by Dramatwist on Feb 21, 2018 2:36:54 GMT -5
...why not have another? I'd excuse myself...
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 21, 2018 8:26:34 GMT -5
Why thank you. It's a rare moment when the planets align and I write something that doesn't warrant an eye-roll. My wife is constantly rolling her eyes at me. |
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Post by Lady Margaret on Feb 21, 2018 9:19:03 GMT -5
Why thank you. It's a rare moment when the planets align and I write something that doesn't warrant an eye-roll. My wife is constantly rolling her eyes at me.
my son is an expert at eye-rolling. i chalk it up to a poor sense of humor or jealousy, lol.
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cappadoc
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Posts: 181 
Favorite Pipe: Basil Meadows Billiard
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Post by cappadoc on Feb 21, 2018 14:35:48 GMT -5
There was an old man from Nantucket.
Lost his pipe, didn’t know where he stuck it.
He said with a sneer
As he bought a new meer
One nice pipe ‘fore I kick the bucket.
I had several better last lines that were all too “blue”.
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 21, 2018 14:57:33 GMT -5
There was an old man from Nantucket. Lost his pipe, didn’t know where he stuck it. He said with a sneer As he bought a new meer One nice pipe ‘fore I kick the bucket. I had several better last lines that were all too “blue”. Starting with 'Nantucket' I can see why. |
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