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Post by papipeguy on May 6, 2016 19:34:39 GMT -5
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charl
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Post by charl on May 8, 2016 9:48:30 GMT -5
 Funny!
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Post by papipeguy on May 11, 2016 21:22:16 GMT -5
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Post by puffadder on May 12, 2016 15:19:55 GMT -5
Gesundheit
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Post by papipeguy on May 12, 2016 20:02:20 GMT -5
I posted the carton elsewhere with no issues so I don't understand why it didn't work here. Too bad because it was the best ever.
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Post by puffadder on Jun 10, 2016 14:24:09 GMT -5
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Post by Motto on Jun 10, 2016 17:41:05 GMT -5
Quality speaks for itself...  
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Post by papipeguy on Jun 23, 2016 9:44:17 GMT -5
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Post by Motto on Jun 23, 2016 10:02:35 GMT -5
Jolly good sport chaps, but no use whipping a dead donkey, it creates waves . Good self discipline gives a man true character , pain is just electrical signals in the brains circuits after all gentlefolk. Us & them , "us" are trying to get out by any kind of horseplay, and "them" are a trying to get in by any kind of horseplay, I will have to put full armour on sirs....  Attachments:

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Post by Motto on Jun 23, 2016 10:37:47 GMT -5
Gentlemen play snooker, billiards or snooker it is all the same to me, same balls, in my old club.  
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Post by Motto on Jun 23, 2016 12:52:56 GMT -5
I loved playing all kinds of sport as a young lad with my mates, but rough "fives " was my school favourite, against a wall .Never felt challenged to compete but I held some school javelin records. But I hate watching rich jocks prancing around playing ball like puffed up prima donnas, on tv or stadium. But I had a small snooker/ billiard table as a kid & I still have one now, but none of my mates play. A great indoor game snooker / billiards, but fives and billiards are British classics. I have tried several gyms for fitness, but they all seemed to be up themselves ... i even tried Kung fu & tai chi as a mature student, but wushu dancing is all very well, to look pretty in silken chingywood movies, but I am sorry I got involved with the Kong & the dark triad side...that backs them up in Chinatown..but they take personal satisfaction in being offensive.....that is another story. 
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Post by Motto on Jun 24, 2016 22:22:01 GMT -5
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Post by Motto on Jun 25, 2016 6:25:32 GMT -5
You do not understand doctor my wife is a civilised lady and wanted me to have a bigger manhood not the rack, I do not speak medic lingo , God help my marriage now. 
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Post by Motto on Jun 25, 2016 6:29:25 GMT -5
Can I have a last request, can you pass me my pipe of tobacco Father Francis, so I may have a pipedream it makes the pain easier, it will help me in the Auto de Fe , Father Dominic , my Lord, the natives say. 
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Post by Motto on Jun 25, 2016 6:58:12 GMT -5
Have you heard the one about Mohamhed Ali in Rochdale , Lancashire, his four wives had seen about Christian Carribean yardies and their happy family love lives and wanted to keep up with the Jones' so devout Mohamhed want to His NHS GP, newly qualified Miss Moneypenny , to talk it over about cosmetic surgery down under. Being a pious Sufi , Mohamhed, piously said that he was looking for something from the perfumed garden to grow for the celestial fountain and impress his four beautiful dove wives, so Dr Moneypenny being a good English Rose and keen permaculturist gardener , gave him a little packet and said put these in a pot with good fertile compost and water them with holy water, over Ramadan. So the pious Sufi relieved at the advances of medical science & he did not need a a painful operation, down under,. Obeyed the pretty doctor. Several weeks later some fine cucumbers emerged from the fertile British earth , disappointed the devout Mohamed took them along to his imman to explain and seek some proper Muslim science , but the learned Immam being a faithful jihadi, slapped the devout Sufi for going to infidel medic whores, and cut off the poor Sufis private parts with his Damascus scimitar he had above the Koran on the wall. The moral of the story is , "he who grows cucumbers should not restrain them in a pot for the blood seed of Islam flows free."
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Post by Yohanan on Feb 11, 2017 19:11:54 GMT -5
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Post by Lady Margaret on Feb 11, 2017 21:24:04 GMT -5
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Post by Yohanan on Apr 22, 2017 18:29:41 GMT -5
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Post by papipeguy on Apr 22, 2017 18:34:26 GMT -5
Been too long sice we've had this type pf humor posted. Well done and let the dogs run.
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Post by trailboss on Apr 23, 2017 10:48:40 GMT -5
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Post by Yohanan on Apr 24, 2017 18:41:20 GMT -5
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Post by Yohanan on Apr 25, 2017 20:37:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 20:54:20 GMT -5
My wife wakes up at the crack of Don.
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Post by Yohanan on Apr 26, 2017 16:01:26 GMT -5
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Post by Yohanan on Apr 27, 2017 19:54:41 GMT -5
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Post by papipeguy on Apr 27, 2017 22:07:14 GMT -5
Great, Frank.
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Post by Yohanan on May 15, 2017 18:41:48 GMT -5
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Post by Lady Margaret on May 25, 2017 11:06:00 GMT -5
okay, in chat last night an incident came to mind that I don't think I shared with you all. Hubby occasionally has to go for walks when his hip bothers him, the walking loosens it up and aleviates the pain. About four months ago he was out for a walk, close to 10pm, and he took a different route than usual and it took him past a corner with a couple young guys standing there. As he approached one of the guys turned to the other and said, "Hey, give me your knife, I didn't invite this guy." Hubby stops, stares him down and says, "You try anythiing with me and I'll rip your head off and pee down your throat." The kid kind of jerks back with a stricken look on his face and says, "Hey, no reason to get violent." LOL. Not so tough when their bluff is called. So a couple weeks later he was out walking again and two guys on bikes went by and he overheard one say to the other, "Stay away from that guy, he's crazy!" Hubby is officially the crazy neighbor, lol.
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