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Post by haebar on Jun 16, 2018 17:02:54 GMT -5
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Post by Stanhill on Jun 16, 2018 17:06:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2018 17:21:49 GMT -5
If I were being chased by a bull I would be thinking I was in a Schlitz Malt Liquor commercial
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Post by trailboss on Jun 16, 2018 17:25:48 GMT -5
That is funny!
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Post by trailboss on Jun 16, 2018 17:29:29 GMT -5
When I was a little kid with my dad purchasing piglets from a farmer, I thought that I would head off and play with some piglets in another pen.... the 500 pound sow didn’t appreciate it and charged me like a freight train.... barely got over the fence before she would have had me.
Pretty sure that some of the manure in that pen was deposited by me.
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Post by Darin on Jun 16, 2018 17:35:35 GMT -5
Having been bitten by a pig, I can vouch for the power of those jaws! His name was Matthew (as a kid I named the farm animals, LOL) and a week later we called him Bacon.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2018 18:15:08 GMT -5
When I was a little kid with my dad purchasing piglets from a farmer, I thought that I would head off and play with some piglets in another pen.... the 500 pound sow didn’t appreciate it and charged me like a freight train.... barely got over the fence before she would have had me. Pretty sure that some of the manure in that pen was deposited by me. Better than being deposited as manure. A protective sow is a serious critter. |
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Post by trailboss on Jun 16, 2018 18:29:34 GMT -5
When I was a little kid with my dad purchasing piglets from a farmer, I thought that I would head off and play with some piglets in another pen.... the 500 pound sow didn’t appreciate it and charged me like a freight train.... barely got over the fence before she would have had me. Pretty sure that some of the manure in that pen was deposited by me. Better than being deposited as manure. A protective sow is a serious critter. I remember as a kid hearing of an old farmer that lived by himself in Kansas, no one had heard from him so they did a welfare check, all they found was skeletal remains in the pigpen. They figured he had a stroke or heart attack, and after a few hungry days, the swine made hog chow out of him. My dad told me that the pigs were sent off for butchering, once they taste blood, that was all they want... at least that is what my dad told me. Codger fed pork, what a marketing opportunity! |
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Post by Legend Lover on Jun 17, 2018 2:52:03 GMT -5
I've never been chased by anything, that I can think of anyway... But that joke is funny.
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Post by Matthew on Jun 17, 2018 13:27:26 GMT -5
Having been bitten by a pig, I can vouch for the power of those jaws! His name was Matthew (as a kid I named the farm animals, LOL) and a week later we called him Bacon. REALLY ! Are you calling me FAT ?! |
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Post by Darin on Jun 17, 2018 13:41:12 GMT -5
Having been bitten by a pig, I can vouch for the power of those jaws! His name was Matthew (as a kid I named the farm animals, LOL) and a week later we called him Bacon. REALLY ! Are you calling me FAT ?! Of pork not ... no need to get salty! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2018 14:20:46 GMT -5
When your kids misbehave tell them they’re going on vacation and sign them up....
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