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Post by puffy on Aug 14, 2018 16:14:41 GMT -5
I'm 5 years older than my wife.The odds are I will be deceased before she is.We were talking about that today.I told her to have me cremated.It's much cheaper than a burial,and she can use the money she saves...You ready for this..She asked me if I want her to make an appointment for me for Thursday..I didn't reply because she's fixing diner.
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Post by Legend Lover on Aug 14, 2018 16:15:24 GMT -5
I like your wife's sense of humour.
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Post by Baboo on Aug 14, 2018 16:40:11 GMT -5
I have also requested that I be cremated and not buried... not for monetary reasons, but rather, because I am fiercely claustrophobic.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 14, 2018 16:40:42 GMT -5
 Wait until Winter Larry, Too Damn hot now.! 
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Post by Stanhill on Aug 14, 2018 16:44:22 GMT -5
Tell her that you don't have a burning desire at the moment.
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Post by McWiggins on Aug 14, 2018 17:14:30 GMT -5
I love her sense of humor.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 17:26:37 GMT -5
I want to be deep fried, stuffed with seafood and served to some people I’ve met in my lifetime.......payback is a “ female dog “👍
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Post by toshtego on Aug 14, 2018 18:04:46 GMT -5
Likely I will be weighted down with lead and then rolled off the back of a boat.
I admire your Mrs. sense of humor.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 18:24:35 GMT -5
I'm 5 years older than my wife.The odds are I will be deceased before she is.We were talking about that today.I told her to have me cremated.It's much cheaper than a burial,and she can use the money she saves...You ready for this..She asked me if I want her to make an appointment for me for Thursday..I didn't reply because she's fixing diner. Ummmmmm, you think it’s safe to eat her cooking now??😜😜😜😂 |
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Post by briarbuck on Aug 14, 2018 18:27:33 GMT -5
What's for dinner? Meatloaf!
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Post by just ol ed on Aug 14, 2018 20:54:36 GMT -5
Already in my will...Pipes/baccy to Pipestud. My ashes strewn along the finish line on the Brighton HS, Rochester, NY running track.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 14:57:29 GMT -5
I hope your wife was kidding.
I had decided years ago that I wasn't to be cremated for the simple fact I didn't want to start burning any earlier then I had to.
After reflection and years later I changed my mind, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead. It's just a shell I leave behind and of
no use to me anymore. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust as they say.
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Post by Baboo on Aug 15, 2018 15:04:56 GMT -5
I hope your wife was kidding. I had decided years ago that I wasn't to be cremated for the simple fact I didn't want to start burning any earlier then I had to. After reflection and years later I changed my mind, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead. It's just a shell I leave behind and of no use to me anymore. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust as they say. Your beautiful hand crafted pipes will live on!!! I still gaze at my RDP Bulldog as if she were the stars ;-) |
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Post by Legend Lover on Aug 15, 2018 15:05:30 GMT -5
I hope your wife was kidding. I had decided years ago that I wasn't to be cremated for the simple fact I didn't want to start burning any earlier then I had to. After reflection and years later I changed my mind, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead. It's just a shell I leave behind and of no use to me anymore. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust as they say. if we're smoking in life, might as well smoke in death too. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 15:10:03 GMT -5
I hope your wife was kidding. I had decided years ago that I wasn't to be cremated for the simple fact I didn't want to start burning any earlier then I had to. After reflection and years later I changed my mind, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead. It's just a shell I leave behind and of no use to me anymore. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust as they say. Your beautiful hand crafted pipes will live on!!! I still gaze at my RDP Bulldog as if she were the stars ;-) Ya suppose to smoke it ya know but, thank you sir. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 15:13:41 GMT -5
Cremation here too, my ashes to be mixed with my former Cattle Dog Zach and scattered together hopefully where I requested or we'll be back.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 15:14:11 GMT -5
I hope your wife was kidding. I had decided years ago that I wasn't to be cremated for the simple fact I didn't want to start burning any earlier then I had to. After reflection and years later I changed my mind, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead. It's just a shell I leave behind and of no use to me anymore. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust as they say. if we're smoking in life, might as well smoke in death too. If that's possible at all, yes I would like to partake of the occasional pipe with the Big Guy but, not smoke coming off me. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 15:52:50 GMT -5
There is a joke that I’m sure most of you have heard.....getting cremated and your ashes scattered all over the kitchen table and your wife or ex takes a deep breath in and blows your ashes all over the place and says out loud.....😜😜😂
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 17:58:19 GMT -5
My wife watches a lot of forensic shows. Is that a bad sign?
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Post by Robert Perkins on Aug 15, 2018 21:47:58 GMT -5
I guess I'm practical to a fault, because I told my wife to donate my body to science or a medical school, whichever seems the most interested.
It won't cost us a dime, and some scientist or medical student might learn something from the body I leave behind.
That said, I still get a little creeped out thinking about people poking around my private parts.
But hopefully by then, I'll have moved on to greener pastures, and I will just be happy to help somebody else one last time.
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Post by Legend Lover on Aug 16, 2018 2:42:38 GMT -5
I guess I'm practical to a fault, because I told my wife to donate my body to science or a medical school, whichever seems the most interested. It won't cost us a dime, and some scientist or medical student might learn something from the body I leave behind. That said, I still get a little creeped out thinking about people poking around my private parts. But hopefully by then, I'll have moved on to greener pastures, and I will just be happy to help somebody else one last time. I said the same to my wife, but I mentioned it to my boss who told me that, over here at least, they give you the body (or what remains of it) back and you still have to bury or cremate it. I was hoping to save the wife some money. Apparently not. |
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Wait until Winter Larry, Too Damn hot now.! 
