Robo Calls

I kind of feel sorry for Robo. What did he or she ever do to any of us outside offering political advice, medical instruments, insurance, Viagra etc for free or at the very least a healthy discount.

What about Robo's philanthropic adventures? From his request to help Nigerian millionaires to housing our furry friends, this guy is everywhere promoting good will to mankind! Truly can anything be more pleasant than hearing a tape recorded or digitized message promising a better world?

I will never forget when Robo introduced me to an IRS agent. Robo surely helped me that time, as I avoided prosecution by sending the IRS 5000 dollars through a wire transfer. Luckily the Nigerian millionaire will be sending my first check soon,that will not only cover my expenses in Nigeria but include my bonus for helping him. A bonus that will easily cover the IRS bill.