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Post by papipeguy on Oct 8, 2016 15:40:03 GMT -5
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about the living conditions in a circus, but the couple produces photos of their 50-foot luxury motor home, which is clean and well-maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers also raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny is a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
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Post by sjmiller on Oct 8, 2016 18:05:58 GMT -5
And I thought I had to much free time.
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Post by papipeguy on Oct 8, 2016 18:10:58 GMT -5
Sam, no one has more free time than I do. It's a dangerous thing.
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Post by puffadder on Oct 8, 2016 18:26:04 GMT -5
Didn't see that one coming
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Post by antb on Oct 10, 2016 1:24:25 GMT -5
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Post by charl on Oct 15, 2016 6:54:35 GMT -5
Good one!
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