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Post by Cramptholomew on Apr 14, 2019 8:55:12 GMT -5
I dreamt that I had happened on a site that gave my computer a virus, but with the virus announced ads for whose store had Esoterica in stock. Therefore, the virus would have to stay. Every time one would pop, I'd click the link for the items, but SOMEHOW it would all sell out before my eyes. I got lucky on an oddly named, ne'er heard of Esoterica blend (can't remember what it was!), So ordered it, along with a tin of Rattray's something. I was relieved, but felt.like a junky afterward. THEN, I got my order notification emails. "We're sorry, but the product you ordered is no longer in stock. We've sent these items instead", which was a bunch of crappy cigars. I, thankfully, had enough time to cancel the order. I couldn't get the virus off the computer.
The end
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Post by Dramatwist on Apr 14, 2019 9:06:10 GMT -5
...lol, trippin' hard!
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Post by Low and Slow on Apr 14, 2019 9:21:18 GMT -5
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Post by Darin on Apr 14, 2019 9:27:19 GMT -5
Pizza at bedtime?  |
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Post by Legend Lover on Apr 14, 2019 9:31:05 GMT -5
Lol. You've got bad tad... So bad it's infiltrating your subconscious.
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Post by trailboss on Apr 14, 2019 10:21:53 GMT -5
I dreamt that I had happened on a site that gave my computer a virus, but with the virus announced ads for whose store had Esoterica in stock. Therefore, the virus would have to stay. Every time one would pop, I'd click the link for the items, but SOMEHOW it would all sell out before my eyes. I got lucky on an oddly named, ne'er heard of Esoterica blend (can't remember what it was!), So ordered it, along with a tin of Rattray's something. I was relieved, but felt.like a junky afterward. THEN, I got my order notification emails. "We're sorry, but the product you ordered is no longer in stock. We've sent these items instead", which was a bunch of crappy cigars. I, thankfully, had enough time to cancel the order. I couldn't get the virus off the computer. The end  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2019 11:24:22 GMT -5
When the purchase of tobacco out weighs a virus on ones PC I think we may have a little bit of a priority problem. 
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Post by unknownpipesmoker on Apr 14, 2019 13:34:50 GMT -5
I dreamt that I had happened on a site that gave my computer a virus, but with the virus announced ads for whose store had Esoterica in stock. Therefore, the virus would have to stay. Every time one would pop, I'd click the link for the items, but SOMEHOW it would all sell out before my eyes. I got lucky on an oddly named, ne'er heard of Esoterica blend (can't remember what it was!), So ordered it, along with a tin of Rattray's something. I was relieved, but felt.like a junky afterward. THEN, I got my order notification emails. "We're sorry, but the product you ordered is no longer in stock. We've sent these items instead", which was a bunch of crappy cigars. I, thankfully, had enough time to cancel the order. I couldn't get the virus off the computer. The end That is better than the ultra-paranoiac, fear-laden crap I am used to dreaming about at night. They don't often make viruses my operating system. So those ideas don't even happen across my subconscious.. |
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Post by kbareit on Apr 14, 2019 14:15:58 GMT -5
I think you're snorting a little too much briar dust.  Start wearing a dust mask when sanding. |
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Post by Cramptholomew on Apr 14, 2019 14:34:35 GMT -5
I think you're snorting a little too much briar dust. Start wearing a dust mask when sanding. funny you should say that... |
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Post by xingpao on Apr 14, 2019 16:06:03 GMT -5
Please don't give Pipes and Cigars any more ideas!!! ( I kid if Russ frequents here)
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Start wearing a dust mask when sanding.
