desolbones
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First Name: Greg
Favorite Pipe: Briar, Clay,Cob, Meer, Metal and Morta.
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Post by desolbones on May 21, 2019 20:41:50 GMT -5
My 17 yr old grandson (Vincent), his dad and uncle decided to remove and replace the back wall of my garage. It floods if we get more than 10 or 12 " in a day. The toe board and bottom couple of feet on the studs are rotting. Vincent and I were discussing the project a few minutes ago, we went from garage to possums, coons and armadillos to leprosy and bubonic plague, from there to the island colonies where the victims were left to die. Vincent stopped for a few seconds and then asked about the creature I had told him about when he was little, I remembered the hippo-gator, but that wasn't it, we both stopped for a few seconds...then it hit me. A " Night Crawling Crock of $h1t" ...we fell out laughing till both were crying. Made me proud when he said it was one he planned to pass on to his kids and grandkids . So any ignoble tales you received or passed on?
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2019 21:05:27 GMT -5
Greg, that’s a great story, thanks for sharing!!
A few stories I remember that my grandfather told me, would get me in a lot of trouble if I were to put in writing on here.....lol....he was an extremely funny man.
One tidbit my Dad taught me when I was young, I’ll never forget until the day I die. I’ve passed it on to my grandchildren, they abide by these words......” if it smells bad, don’t eat it “! My youngest granddaughter gets away with eating ALL of her vegetables and tells her Mom ( my daughter ) “ Grandpa taught me, if it smells bad don’t eat it, and I won’t “!!! The other day my granddaughter thanked me once again, she told me “ mommy wanted me to eat beets “, so I get a phone call from my daughter and all she had to say...” thanks Dad, once again your granddaughter is pulling that “ stunt “ you taught her and she’s passing it on to her children “. When I heard that it actually made me feel good, I will ALWAYS be remembered for something in life👌👍👍
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Post by peeps on May 22, 2019 0:07:18 GMT -5
A few weeks ago my oldest nephew reminded me of a story I told him very young.
When he was about 6years old we were out at an old quarry swimming. I pointed to the buzzards flying overhead and warned him that if he wandered off, the buzzards would know he was alone and they would fly over and poop on him, and it would melt his skin. He didn’t wander off.
I never told that to his younger brother, who wandered off and was lost for 5 hours when he went to that same quarry with my sister-in-law.
Buzzard poop!! It’s for the Children!!
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Post by pepesdad1 on May 22, 2019 9:21:23 GMT -5
No stories...nobody loved us. Sad, but true.
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Post by oldcajun123 on May 22, 2019 9:35:07 GMT -5
 Sad but true, taught my Grandson to pee on cats off of porch, while clamping down on a never smoked cob. Was roundly talked to after summer vac, gets off the bus, reaches in his back pack, cob in mouth he pees on tree in front yard. He was in 4th grade, got a hot call from my daughter, listened to her rant, then I told her, every boy should know that. What say you?
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Post by Ronv69 on May 22, 2019 9:47:33 GMT -5
Sad but true, taught my Grandson to pee on cats off of porch, while clamping down on a never smoked cob. Was roundly talked to after summer vac, gets off the bus, reaches in his back pack, cob in mouth he pees on tree in front yard. He was in 4th grade, got a hot call from my daughter, listened to her rant, then I told her, every boy should know that. What say you? I can't argue with your logic. |
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Post by pepesdad1 on May 22, 2019 10:09:38 GMT -5
What did the cats do to deserve being peed on? Other than that, peeing on a tree is no different from our brother dog, who seeks out the very best tree to pee on.
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Post by oldcajun123 on May 22, 2019 10:12:35 GMT -5
Walt you never can hit them, theyre too fast, wanted to show my grandson you gonna miss sometimes in life.! 
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Post by Ronv69 on May 22, 2019 10:19:14 GMT -5
Walt you never can hit them, theyre too fast, wanted to show my grandson you gonna miss sometimes in life.! I peed on a cat once. She kept her distance after that. |
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Post by Ronv69 on May 22, 2019 10:26:32 GMT -5
My east Texas uncles told me all kinds of stories and stuff when I was rolling cigarettes for them leaning back on the porch sitting in the chairs with the deer hide seats. None of them were politically correct, or anything I would want to repeat with friends. My uncle that was a race car driver, boxer, wrestler, and owner of a house of ill repute in Port Arthur told me lots of stories, but I never got any valuable or memorable advice like the OP. Just things like check the seat in the outhouse before you sit, don't go in the pen with the hogs when you feed them, how to thump it watermelon, etc. The last one I did pass down to my son.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 12:17:52 GMT -5
No stories...nobody loved us. Sad, but true. Naaaaaaa....your loved here......feel the vibrations 😘😘 |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 12:21:46 GMT -5
Sad but true, taught my Grandson to pee on cats off of porch, while clamping down on a never smoked cob. Was roundly talked to after summer vac, gets off the bus, reaches in his back pack, cob in mouth he pees on tree in front yard. He was in 4th grade, got a hot call from my daughter, listened to her rant, then I told her, every boy should know that. What say you? Thanks, that reminds me one thing my grandfather taught me and tell on here without getting in trouble...” don’t eat the yellow snow, ain’t a snow cone “. |
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Sad but true, taught my Grandson to pee on cats off of porch, while clamping down on a never smoked cob. Was roundly talked to after summer vac, gets off the bus, reaches in his back pack, cob in mouth he pees on tree in front yard. He was in 4th grade, got a hot call from my daughter, listened to her rant, then I told her, every boy should know that. What say you?
