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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 8:58:17 GMT -5
Last night police in Oklahoma pulled over a stolen truck. Inside they found a loaded gun, an open bottle of whiskey, a rattlesnake, and a canister of powdered uranium. The driver was arrested.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2019 9:02:43 GMT -5
I wonder what in the hell they were going to do with that whisky?
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 9:06:39 GMT -5
I wonder what in the hell they were going to do with that whisky? 👀🥃😨 |
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Post by captblack on Jul 12, 2019 9:48:20 GMT -5
I wonder what in the hell they were going to do with that whisky? I believe the brand was "Kentucky Select" and the bottle was open (and had been half consumed). |
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Post by roadsdiverged on Jul 12, 2019 11:23:07 GMT -5
I wonder what in the hell they were going to do with that whisky? I'm just sitting here hoping the rattlesnake got away unharmed. |
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Post by Legend Lover on Jul 12, 2019 11:45:16 GMT -5
I wonder what in the hell they were going to do with that whisky? I'm just sitting here hoping the rattlesnake got away unharmed. Lol. I'd give it a wide berth for sure. |
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Post by trailboss on Jul 12, 2019 12:36:53 GMT -5
Ron, I am pretty pissed...posting negative stories of my kinfolk on the forum!
So what was wrong with the actions of my cousin?
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Post by chasingembers on Jul 12, 2019 12:37:50 GMT -5
The snake was there for the booze.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Jul 12, 2019 12:56:27 GMT -5
 Damn, they didn’t have a chance to give the snake a teaspoon of uranium so it could glow when they wanted to find it in the car, damn killjoys.! 
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Post by sticknout on Jul 12, 2019 13:21:41 GMT -5
He chose to steal the one truck in Oklahoma with uranium in it?!
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Post by PhantomWolf on Jul 12, 2019 13:39:31 GMT -5
He was obviously going to let the radioactive snake bite him in an attempt at obtaining superpowers. The whiskey was just there because he's a drunk.
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Post by instymp on Jul 12, 2019 16:59:39 GMT -5
Whiskey was there in case he got bit.
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Post by kxg on Jul 12, 2019 17:03:27 GMT -5
And this is odd why?
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 17:04:42 GMT -5
I wonder what in the hell they were going to do with that whisky? I'm just sitting here hoping the rattlesnake got away unharmed. They euthanized it! Small town OK cops. I have never seen that word applied to killing a snake. The charges were for driving a stolen vehicle with an expired license and possession of a handgun by a felon. The snake and uranium were legal. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 17:05:41 GMT -5
I'm just sitting here hoping the rattlesnake got away unharmed. They euthanized it! Small town OK cops. I have never seen that word applied to killing a snake. The charges were for driving a stolen vehicle with an expired license and possession of a handgun by a felon. The snake and uranium were legal. Edit Oh, yeah, and the open container. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 17:08:56 GMT -5
He joked with the cops that he was trying to make a mutant super snake. The real reason was that he had just purchased a Geiger counter and wanted to test it out.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2019 17:12:14 GMT -5
By euthanized to you mean they took a 12guage pump to the snake until only spots of blood remained while ants carried off the remains. God I love the police in Oklahoma and America too.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 17:13:37 GMT -5
The snake was in a closed terrarium. It had to die because it made the cops piss themselves.
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Post by kxg on Jul 12, 2019 17:17:18 GMT -5
You gotta remember that in Oklahoma a rattlesnake is no big deal. In the western part of the state weekend rattlesnake hunts are common. Uranium I’m guessing is more unusual.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 12, 2019 17:19:56 GMT -5
You gotta remember that in Oklahoma a rattlesnake is no big deal. In the western part of the state weekend rattlesnake hunts are common. Uranium I’m guessing is more unusual. The Police Chief said that it was OK because it's rattlesnake season in the county. |
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Damn, they didn’t have a chance to give the snake a teaspoon of uranium so it could glow when they wanted to find it in the car, damn killjoys.! 
