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Post by oldcajun123 on Jul 12, 2019 10:47:21 GMT -5
Son hooked up my flatscreen in Living rm to a digital antenna as we are on DTV and the storm will black out reception, did the scan and picked up 19 channels. Our local channel we watch a lot is having contract disputes with DTV and we haven’t been able to watch certain shows, right now we are getting updates on storm on channel we were denied by DTV. I”m watching The Price Is Right, an old farts show, love that show.
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Post by Goldbrick on Jul 24, 2019 7:04:46 GMT -5
seems like whenever I but a new gadget I have to get a kid to hook it up..."old fart syndrome"
I lost my cell phone on the 4th, and it was the 7th before I new it was missing...again,O.F.S.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Jul 24, 2019 8:07:10 GMT -5
Had to have the "kids" hook us up when we were in the mountains...the youngest girl was the go-to for anything electronic and loggin on to stuff...funny like they come out of the womb knowing how to do electronics.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 24, 2019 9:29:12 GMT -5
I'll be 69 in September, and I have been setting the time on VCRs since the 70's. I can cable a data center, which is easy compared to a home theater system. Most young people pick this up as part of life, but people of any age can do it if they want to and spend a few minutes reading the manual. (RTFM!) I was always frustrated by the people who worked on computers, (PCs and Macs) and never had the least idea of how they worked. They kept repeating dangerous practices as if these otherwise intelligent were incapable of understanding how to tie their shoes. With HDMI this stuff is so easy these days. Hooking up an antenna to a TV is 1940s technology. Think electric can opener complexity.
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Post by Cramptholomew on Jul 24, 2019 9:47:10 GMT -5
I'll be 69 in September, and I have been setting the time on VCRs since the 70's. I can cable a data center, which is easy compared to a home theater system. Most young people pick this up as part of life, but people of any age can do it if they want to and spend a few minutes reading the manual. (RTFM!) I was always frustrated by the people who worked on computers, (PCs and Macs) and never had the least idea of how they worked. They kept repeating dangerous practices as if these otherwise intelligent were incapable of understanding how to tie their shoes. With HDMI this stuff is so easy these days. Hooking up an antenna to a TV is 1940s technology. Think electric can opener complexity. I can't remember the exact files, but my sister, a Harvard masters grad, got a PC (she's a lifelong Mac user) at one of her jobs and repeatedly deleted system files, because they were "Taking up space". The IT guys had to repeatedly rebuild her system, until they figured out what she was doing. "I don't know what's going on, but Windows is terrible. It never boots!"
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 24, 2019 10:48:54 GMT -5
I'll be 69 in September, and I have been setting the time on VCRs since the 70's. I can cable a data center, which is easy compared to a home theater system. Most young people pick this up as part of life, but people of any age can do it if they want to and spend a few minutes reading the manual. (RTFM!) I was always frustrated by the people who worked on computers, (PCs and Macs) and never had the least idea of how they worked. They kept repeating dangerous practices as if these otherwise intelligent were incapable of understanding how to tie their shoes. With HDMI this stuff is so easy these days. Hooking up an antenna to a TV is 1940s technology. Think electric can opener complexity. I can't remember the exact files, but my sister, a Harvard masters grad, got a PC (she's a lifelong Mac user) at one of her jobs and repeatedly deleted system files, because they were "Taking up space". The IT guys had to repeatedly rebuild her system, until they figured out what she was doing. "I don't know what's going on, but Windows is terrible. It never boots!" I haven't had this particular problem with PC users, (they have different issues), but when I had my own consulting company 80% of my clients were Mac users. I learned to make a copy of the System folder on every machine because they would invariably screw it up or delete it. The Mac users back then almost universally used a screen saver of aquarium fish (After Dark) that was always at least one version of the operating system behind in compatability. I would fix and clean up their machines and explain the problem in detail and caution them to never install the Screensaver again. I would show them how to use the built in Screensaver and explain why they shouldn't be installing play software on their business computers. Invariably, I wouldn't even get home before I got a call that their Macs were broken again. "You reinstalled After Dark again, didn't you". "Yes". Productivity dropped 45% when companies changed from MS-DOS to Windows. With DOS, the machines were only good for work. With a Mac or Windows machine you can waste weeks "tuning" the GUI, playing solitaire, trying to find printer drivers, etc. I made $40k in 6 months just from Mac users sabotaging their own computers. Later, when Mac users were about a quarter of my customers, they were still three quarters of my income. And there's no reason for it. You have to go way out of your way to screw up a Mac. Users suck. That's why most businesses are moving back to the equivalent of mainframes. VMware is the greatest thing since sliced bread. People can just reboot their computer and load a clean copy of Windows. All business PCs are more like smart terminals now. It took 25 years to fix the Windows productivity problems. Sorry for the rant that is probably way off topic. Someone accidentally hit my Red Button.
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Post by simnettpratt on Jul 24, 2019 11:23:22 GMT -5
Here's the best email request for support I ever got. This was from a secretary at a law firm, wanting me to fix her home computer (they weren't paying for that). It's delightful. David can you call me at the office when you get a chance so I can explain what it is that I want to fax to you. I promise it will take me less than five minutes to explain what it is I want you to look at. My office number is (817) 555-4979. In a "nut shell" I used the "print screen/sys RQ" so you can see a snap shot of the properties of my internet connections. There are two that is questionable. Remember I told you that I re-routed the connection to a document form and/or cyber space but I could not explain how because I am totally ignorant when it comes to computers that I can't even explain to you what I've done because I can't speak the (computer) language. I hoping that a snap shot of the screen will explain what I cannot. She then proceeds to FAX me five identical screenshots of her desktop. This is why we love going to the data center: lots of expensive toys and no users
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Post by Cramptholomew on Jul 24, 2019 11:47:27 GMT -5
I had a user, a few months ago, that had to move offices. I told them to shut down their computer, so I could dismantle it. This is 2019. This person had NO IDEA how to shut down the computer. Not a clue. They asked if "this button does it", which was the power button on the monitor.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 24, 2019 12:33:33 GMT -5
I had a user, a few months ago, that had to move offices. I told them to shut down their computer, so I could dismantle it. This is 2019. This person had NO IDEA how to shut down the computer. Not a clue. They asked if "this button does it", which was the power button on the monitor. I had clients that didn't even know where their computer was! I told them to follow the wires and they said they were behind the desk. "Can you unplug it?" "I don't know where the plug is" "Can you give me a a hint on how I can possibly help you with this problem?" "I don't know anything about computers so how can I tell you how to help me?" "I don't know what I can do to help you without traveling to your office or you can get a local IT person to come to your office and call me." "No, I want you to fix it now." "I will have to fly to Phoenix and come to your office. I can't do this before Monday. You need to know that you will have to pay for the travel expenses and time, hotel and $150 an hour from the time I leave for the airport until I get back from the airport to my office. You are probably looking at at least $5000 because you can't find your computer."" Are you being sarcastic? "" No, mam, I am simply trying to explain why I am not able to help you over the phone because of issues that are out of my control. I'm sorry if I let my frustration over my inability to help you from my office because of issues beyond my control." "Well, I want you here as soon as possible and we will pay for it." I went to Phoenix the next Monday and drove to her office, moved her desk away from the wall and rebooted it. As long as I was there I cleaned up a few things and removed and reinstalled our software. Made sure that everything was functioning properly and got her to say that she was satisfied. I was back at the airport in 4 hours and had to negotiate an earlier flight. This was just one instance. Thank God we moved to a web based app and got remote assistance software which solved 99.9% of the customer issues.
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Post by simnettpratt on Jul 24, 2019 13:49:16 GMT -5
That's computer guy talk for Run like Hell
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 24, 2019 13:58:37 GMT -5
That's computer guy talk for Run like Hell 👍👍👍👍 ....... And I DID!
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Post by briarbuck on Jul 24, 2019 14:29:13 GMT -5
YoutubeTV
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Post by simnettpratt on Jul 24, 2019 17:38:07 GMT -5
For you non-computer guys, note Ron said 'got her to say', not 'after I got it fixed'. There's a difference.
It's like the time a lady wanted me to come quick 'cos her computer was broken. It's flipping pages! Do you think it's because I have too much kinetic energy? Because I can't put a piece of toast in the toaster without it catching fire!
I cleaned her computer up and optimized everything, basically held her hand for half an hour, and got her to say it was much better. Then I ran like hell.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 24, 2019 17:45:50 GMT -5
For you non-computer guys, note Ron said 'got her to say', not 'after I got it fixed'. There's a difference. It's like the time a lady wanted me to come quick 'cos her computer was broken. It's flipping pages! Do you think it's because I have too much kinetic energy? Because I can't put a piece of toast in the toaster without it catching fire! I cleaned her computer up and optimized everything, basically held her hand for half an hour, and got her to say it was much better. Then I ran like hell. 👍👍 This is the IT life! I think if I had to do it over I would go into programming. You don't have to deal with people, someone else will fix your machine and the bar is really low because management doesn't know how to evaluate your work in most cases. Programmers are the best at convincing people that they are indispensable geniuses. I actually know one that's the real thing. Pure genius and his stuff always works great. Good enough to overlook the fact that he is a dangerous sociopath.
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Post by simnettpratt on Jul 24, 2019 17:55:15 GMT -5
I used to be a coder. You burn out because of the impossible deadlines imposed by people who literally don't know how to turn their computers off.
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Post by Mac on Jul 24, 2019 18:22:19 GMT -5
Son hooked up my flatscreen in Living rm to a digital antenna as we are on DTV and the storm will black out reception, did the scan and picked up 19 channels. Our local channel we watch a lot is having contract disputes with DTV and we haven’t been able to watch certain shows, right now we are getting updates on storm on channel we were denied by DTV. I am so lucky wrt storms where I live. I've had DIRECTV® for over 15 years, and have had less than an hour per year of outages. Contract disputes can be nasty, but it's the local station (or its parent) that pulls the plug, not DIRECTV. They will always say DIRECTV is unreasonable, cut them off, etc., but that's a lie. They are always willing to keep the feed going until a new carriage contract is in place.
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Post by Legend Lover on Jul 25, 2019 2:48:43 GMT -5
For you non-computer guys, note Ron said 'got her to say', not 'after I got it fixed'. There's a difference. It's like the time a lady wanted me to come quick 'cos her computer was broken. It's flipping pages! Do you think it's because I have too much kinetic energy? Because I can't put a piece of toast in the toaster without it catching fire! I cleaned her computer up and optimized everything, basically held her hand for half an hour, and got her to say it was much better. Then I ran like hell. 👍👍 This is the IT life! I think if I had to do it over I would go into programming. You don't have to deal with people, someone else will fix your machine and the bar is really low because management doesn't know how to evaluate your work in most cases. Programmers are the best at convincing people that they are indispensable geniuses. I actually know one that's the real thing. Pure genius and his stuff always works great. Good enough to overlook the fact that he is a dangerous sociopath. In my last job I spent most of my time writing code for Microsoft excel, to get it to do automated stuff for the company. Nobody had any idea what I did or how I did it. It took as long as it took and nobody knew how long it would take so I was under no pressure or deadlines. I just wowed them every so often when I showed them what I could do.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 25, 2019 9:19:22 GMT -5
👍👍 This is the IT life! I think if I had to do it over I would go into programming. You don't have to deal with people, someone else will fix your machine and the bar is really low because management doesn't know how to evaluate your work in most cases. Programmers are the best at convincing people that they are indispensable geniuses. I actually know one that's the real thing. Pure genius and his stuff always works great. Good enough to overlook the fact that he is a dangerous sociopath. In my last job I spent most of my time writing code for Microsoft excel, to get it to do automated stuff for the company. Nobody had any idea what I did or how I did it. It took as long as it took and nobody knew how long it would take so I was under no pressure or deadlines. I just wowed them every so often when I showed them what I could do. That's what I mean and how it is at most places. The first programmer we hired took 6 months and $9500 to write a piece of code to adapt our software to be able to receive payroll transmissions over the internet instead of using modems. The owner and myself thought it was the best money ever spent as I was spending most of my time troubleshooting clients modems and testing phone lines. (not telegraphs, @psycholime). But the first time we showed the new guy our brilliant new hack, he smiled and rewrote in his first afternoon. He has enabled the company to triple the amount of clients and payrolls they can process while only adding 20% more workers.
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Post by puffy on Jul 25, 2019 9:33:29 GMT -5
I don't understand the first thing about what's being discussed here,but I respect those who do.
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