Silly Songs with Hubby

A few years ago we spent a mad month getting ready for trapping. We had several late nights dyeing and waxing traps to get ready for the first day of trapping season. A couple nights before, while I was going through my nightly night cream regimine, hubby was laying in bed and laughed then said he thought he was tired. I asked why, and he said it was because he just made up a song. Determine for yourself:


I ran into a porcupine

and he slapped me with his tail

A quill stuck in my finger

and I let out a wail.

I whacked him in the noggin

with my bucket filled with shale

When I ran into a porcupine

and he slapped me with his tail.

 
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Another song from when hubby was tired, it's to the tune of "Cocacobana"

 

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl

She had bullets in her hair and a face that'd really scare

Oh yeah she looked so fine

Just like a porcupine

I don't know why I watched her show

But now I'm blind

At the Copa, Copacobana

Where Lola threw quills at bandanas
 

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Another for your consideration:



Stanley the Trapper

(to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)



Down through the village with a turtle on his hand

Running here and there and around the square

Yelling "Help me if you can!"



There must have been some magic in that snapping turtle he found

For when it clamped upon his hand he began to dance around



Stanley the trapper was alive as he could be

His hand was hurt and it bled a lot

Just the same as his right knee.



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this is the original silly song, written in the Marine Corps with a friend at 3am



The Squirrel Song



Caught up in the city

Where trees are seldom seen

My mind goes drifting back

To a forest and a stream

I still recall the mornings

With the sunrise through the trees

And the greetings from God's creatures

Peeing in the breeze

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We have an Austrailian Shepherd, red merle, named Ranger

A song about Ranger (to the tune of Copacobana)

His name is Ranger

He is a puppy

He has multi-colored hair

And a tail just like a bear

He likes to eat his treats

and attack his feets

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Hubby frequently leads cadence while marching troops.  The cadences he learned in the Marines are no longer politically correct, so at times he tries to come up with new words to old cadences.  He made one up about our dog Ranger to the cadence "Airborne Ranger"

Fuzzy Ranger, Fuzzy Ranger where have you been?

Out in the yard going potty again.

Fuzzy Ranger, Fuzzy Ranger what did you do?

Left a steamin' package beside your shoe.