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Post by qmechanics on Aug 10, 2019 2:27:08 GMT -5
A past girlfriend, ex-fiance to be exact, once turned to me in a moment of silence and said, with a very profound and straight face, did you ever think about the timelessness of time? I was about to crack up and quickly replied, nope but I did pet a turtle once. She laughed as did I, but for different reasons.
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Post by Legend Lover on Aug 10, 2019 4:58:49 GMT -5
You make my brain hurt!
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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 10, 2019 7:28:43 GMT -5
Was it a Snapper??
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Post by Cramptholomew on Aug 10, 2019 9:43:44 GMT -5
Lay gooms.
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Post by Cramptholomew on Aug 10, 2019 9:44:22 GMT -5
I've hearted.
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Post by Darin on Aug 10, 2019 9:57:16 GMT -5
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Aug 10, 2019 10:09:20 GMT -5
My favorite quote came from my 2nd wife, a Chilean girl who possess'd both beauty and brains, when she said "You are not the owner of the truth"...never forgot her or that quote.
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Post by puffy on Aug 10, 2019 10:15:15 GMT -5
Who is Random ?
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Post by simnettpratt on Aug 10, 2019 10:17:54 GMT -5
Ottomans in the 15th century are not the same as Ottomans in the 21st century.
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Post by simnettpratt on Aug 10, 2019 10:33:11 GMT -5
Never forget, that in around 1500 BC, some guy in Iran carved a hedgehog on wheels to give to a little kid.
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Post by Cramptholomew on Aug 10, 2019 10:42:30 GMT -5
Ottomans in the 15th century are not the same as Ottomans in the 21st century. Or Automan in the 80s, costarring Desi Arnaz Jr.
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Post by simnettpratt on Aug 10, 2019 11:04:30 GMT -5
Good post; love it
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