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Post by oldcajun123 on Sept 6, 2019 9:06:11 GMT -5
This morning, I let Buddy out, cigar and coffee in hand I sat down, all of a sudden the whizz Monster hit me so I went around the corner and whizzed off the porch. Buddy was laying down and looking at me. Sitting down ,he got up and went around the porch, cocked his leg and whizzed off the porch. Coming back he layed down and looked at me, I know what he’s thinking, he wants to smoke my pipes and cigars. I’ve got a problem.  |
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Post by Ronv69 on Sept 6, 2019 9:10:39 GMT -5
This morning, I let Buddy out, cigar and coffee in hand I sat down, all of a sudden the whizz Monster hit me so I went around the corner and whizzed off the porch. Buddy was laying down and looking at me. Sitting down ,he got up and went around the porch, cocked his leg and whizzed off the porch. Coming back he layed down and looked at me, I know what he’s thinking, he wants to smoke my pipes and cigars. I’ve got a problem. Might as well let him. By the time they get that smart they don't have that much time left with us. |
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Post by briarbuck on Sept 6, 2019 9:15:55 GMT -5
As long as Buddy isn't looking longingly at your wife/girlfriend, you'll be fine.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Sept 6, 2019 10:00:48 GMT -5
This morning, I let Buddy out, cigar and coffee in hand I sat down, all of a sudden the whizz Monster hit me so I went around the corner and whizzed off the porch. Buddy was laying down and looking at me. Sitting down ,he got up and went around the porch, cocked his leg and whizzed off the porch. Coming back he layed down and looked at me, I know what he’s thinking, he wants to smoke my pipes and cigars. I’ve got a problem. Hell!! Give him a cob and some Arango Balkan Supreme...get his thoughts on it and post it...you might even give him a subscription...he might be the smartest one here. |
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Post by Legend Lover on Sept 6, 2019 10:15:38 GMT -5
Monkey see, monkey do.
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Post by scrooge on Sept 6, 2019 10:26:31 GMT -5
Damn Bradley I just spit coffee all over my computer laughing so hard. didn't do much for my back either. But well worth it I needed a good laugh. Thanks!!
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Post by pepesdad1 on Sept 6, 2019 11:46:11 GMT -5
Just don't let him use your credit card and pay scalper prices for McClelland tobaccos.
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Post by Darin on Sept 6, 2019 12:17:28 GMT -5
Just don't let him use your credit card and pay scalper prices for McClelland tobaccos. No worries ... I hear his favorite blend is "Howl O' the Wynd".  |
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Post by Legend Lover on Sept 6, 2019 13:45:24 GMT -5
Just don't let him use your credit card and pay scalper prices for McClelland tobaccos. No worries ... I hear his favorite blend is "Howl O' the Wynd". brilliant |
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Post by peteguy on Sept 6, 2019 13:49:34 GMT -5
HAHAHA - great story.
Next time please post a video (of both of you).
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Post by pepesdad1 on Sept 6, 2019 15:03:32 GMT -5
No worries ... I hear his favorite blend is "Howl O' the Wynd". brilliant |
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Post by just ol ed on Sept 6, 2019 15:08:49 GMT -5
sounds similar to a fart. Let 'em go, git yaller outa yer eyes, smile, feela relieved. Just realize, to men, the entire dang world is a urinal. Adding my laffs for the day.
Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2019 9:33:20 GMT -5
The simple pleasures of being able to whiz off your deck!
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Post by Ronv69 on Sept 7, 2019 9:40:20 GMT -5
I have no problem peeing off my back deck. Hell, with all the bushes I could pee off the front porch. The neighbors continously malfunctioning septic system more than covers any oders that I can generate.
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Post by instymp on Sept 7, 2019 16:50:35 GMT -5
Whew! I thought you were going to say Buddy was laying at the bottom of the deck.
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Post by Goldbrick on Sept 8, 2019 15:40:53 GMT -5
Don't let your pup smoke cigars, Brad; cigars are bad for dogs...pipes are fine however. My beagle smokes a burley blend called "K-9" ,from a shop called "GIANT PAW'S PIPES"...
Buster{my beagle} has a small collection of bulldogs ,but I see he's underlined a Baraccini prince , in this month's P&C mailer.
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