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Post by simnettpratt on Mar 24, 2020 13:50:46 GMT -5

So, if any of you single fellers might be wondering how to continue your dating life with all the lockdowns, I've assembled some quarantine pickup lines for you.

1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it six feet away from me?

2. So... I noticed you from across the room. Stay there.

3. Baby, you need toilet paper? 'Cos I can be your Prince Charmin!

4. You make me almost wanna leave my house.

5. You smell so good, is that Purell?

6. Would you touch me with a ten foot pole?

7. Fancy going out? I'll go Friday, you go Saturday.

8. Hey baby, you come within six feet of here often?

9. Wanna be wiped down?

10. I wash my hands when there's no pandemic, too.

pepesdad1 Pro Member Posts: 11,771 First Name: Walt Favorite Pipe: RdPipes Favorite Tobacco: "old" Condor, VaPers, Lakelands Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 24, 2020 14:11:47 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by pepesdad1 on Mar 24, 2020 14:11:47 GMT -5 Funny!

addamsruspipe Senior Member Posts: 1,654 First Name: Eric Favorite Pipe: The one my wife gave me. Daughter gave me. J Everett Pipe. ALI meerschaum poker Favorite Tobacco: Sutliff Crumble Kake Red Virginia, Hobbits Friend, Solani Silver Flake 660 Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 24, 2020 14:26:02 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by addamsruspipe on Mar 24, 2020 14:26:02 GMT -5 Funny, Funny.

just ol ed Pro Member Posts: 11,523 Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 24, 2020 14:46:23 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by just ol ed on Mar 24, 2020 14:46:23 GMT -5 adding my "well dones". Helps, during these times, to show a bit or warped humor. Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY

zambini Senior Member Posts: 1,997 Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 24, 2020 23:54:56 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by zambini on Mar 24, 2020 23:54:56 GMT -5 #3 all the way

sperrytops Pro Member Posts: 4,358 First Name: Perry Favorite Pipe: Dunhill Shell Briar Billiard Favorite Tobacco: HH Old Dark Fired Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 25, 2020 12:45:14 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by sperrytops on Mar 25, 2020 12:45:14 GMT -5 lol

mgtarheel Pro Member Posts: 2,826 First Name: Mike Favorite Pipe: Whatever pipe I am smoking Favorite Tobacco: "Pebble Castle", "Red Queen V-5", and "Old Toby" Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 25, 2020 12:51:35 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by mgtarheel on Mar 25, 2020 12:51:35 GMT -5 Great lines!
	Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning how to dance in the rain.

monbla256 Senior Member Posts: 1,678 First Name: Michael Favorite Pipe: Any of my Edwards pipes Favorite Tobacco: Royal Yacht Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 25, 2020 21:55:01 GMT -5 fadingdaylight and toshtego like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by monbla256 on Mar 25, 2020 21:55:01 GMT -5 *Those ought to work!*
	DFW, Texas

trailboss Pro Member lincoln Posts: 21,188 First Name: Charlie Favorite Pipe: Whatever I am presently smoking. Favorite Tobacco: No 1 personal favorite Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 25, 2020 22:49:22 GMT -5 via mobile lestrout, fadingdaylight, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by trailboss on Mar 25, 2020 22:49:22 GMT -5 Old geezer woman pickup line. “ Is your colostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”
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Goldbrick Pro Member Posts: 4,578 First Name: Herbert Favorite Pipe: the one in my hand Favorite Tobacco: EdgeworthRR, Bald Headed Teacher Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 26, 2020 8:31:00 GMT -5 lestrout, fadingdaylight, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Goldbrick on Mar 26, 2020 8:31:00 GMT -5 Oh yes, #3 is a great one...T.P. is the new flowers & candy!!!

Legend Lover Moderator "Paddy" Gotta love those cobs Posts: 16,611 Favorite Pipe: MM Legend / CG Favorite Tobacco: Anything by Germain's Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 26, 2020 8:45:36 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Legend Lover on Mar 26, 2020 8:45:36 GMT -5 Excellent. Nice to have some light relief in this.
	Moderately keeping things moderate.

kbareit Pro Member Posts: 2,561 First Name: Ken Favorite Pipe: a couple Grabows and som MM cobs Favorite Tobacco: still searching Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 26, 2020 9:26:37 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kbareit on Mar 26, 2020 9:26:37 GMT -5 These are great, I shared them with my son since he is single and dates off and on. He got a good laugh at them.

lestrout Full Member Chester Ct, PA Posts: 524 Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 26, 2020 9:38:11 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lestrout on Mar 26, 2020 9:38:11 GMT -5 When we finally get to socially undistance ourselves, how long will T.P. be a good "bread and butter" (figuratively) gift? hp les

bigwoolie Pro Member Posts: 3,016 First Name: Dewayne Favorite Pipe: Joe Case bent egg Favorite Tobacco: my own "Old Dad" Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 26, 2020 12:31:20 GMT -5 via mobile fadingdaylight, Ronv69, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by bigwoolie on Mar 26, 2020 12:31:20 GMT -5 I dunno, tried some of these on Shweetie...didnt have quite the results I was lookin' for. 😅
	If it were supposed to be easy, they'd have sent my little sister to do it.

trailboss Pro Member lincoln Posts: 21,188 First Name: Charlie Favorite Pipe: Whatever I am presently smoking. Favorite Tobacco: No 1 personal favorite Location:	Quarantine Pickup Lines Mar 29, 2020 14:33:39 GMT -5 fadingdaylight, toshtego, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by trailboss on Mar 29, 2020 14:33:39 GMT -5
	"Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose."~Sir Adrian

Quarantine Pickup Lines

Post by simnettpratt on Mar 24, 2020 13:50:46 GMT -5

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