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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 7, 2020 19:37:11 GMT -5
Being part of a major historical event sucks.
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Post by Ronv69 on Apr 7, 2020 22:22:58 GMT -5
Being part of a major historical event sucks. Said everyone who was ever involved in a historical event! "May you live in interesting times"
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Post by Legend Lover on Apr 8, 2020 3:16:15 GMT -5
...make a pipe out of it. Didn't notice it till now but, Paddy beat me too it, so just ignore my redundancy. Just goes to show we've great minds.
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 8, 2020 4:04:26 GMT -5
Swiss soldiers must be pretty confident. They put a corkscrew on their army knife.
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Post by Legend Lover on Apr 8, 2020 4:30:53 GMT -5
Swiss soldiers must be pretty confident. They put a corkscrew on their army knife. I never thought of it like that!
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Post by addamsruspipe on Apr 8, 2020 4:38:25 GMT -5
Swiss soldiers must be pretty confident. They put a corkscrew on their army knife. Wouldn't the opposite also be true. They put a army knife on thier corkscrews. 😀
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 8, 2020 9:35:33 GMT -5
The goal of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 8, 2020 16:35:39 GMT -5
Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1. Restaurants 2. Bars 3. Non-essential businesses
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Post by pappyjoe on Apr 8, 2020 17:03:13 GMT -5
Self-isolation goes easier with rum and a good pipe.
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Post by adui on Apr 8, 2020 17:03:47 GMT -5
Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1. Restaurants 2. Bars 3. Non-essential businesses Odly enough the only place I frequent that is closed is the the Cigar lounge we have the pipe club meetings at. Everywhere else I go is either a friends house (we do those visits via video chat now) or an essential business.
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Post by adui on Apr 8, 2020 17:04:23 GMT -5
Self-isolation goes easier with rum and a good pipe. My preference is a good brandy or scotch, but either way it sounds good!
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 8, 2020 18:49:51 GMT -5
Her: Undress me with your words
Me [whispering]: There's a spider in your bra
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 9, 2020 3:54:30 GMT -5
You know, I think I really like vanilla
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Post by bigwoolie on Apr 9, 2020 14:31:17 GMT -5
If you're a leader, and no one is following you, you're really just taking a walk.
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Post by Mac on Apr 9, 2020 15:09:56 GMT -5
Back to the waves: Sometimes on the opposite shore, there are no waves at all!
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 9, 2020 19:25:47 GMT -5
We're at a place in history where we regularly have to prove we're not robots.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Apr 9, 2020 20:28:53 GMT -5
If you're a leader, and no one is following you, you're really just taking a walk.Thanks, Dewayne...squirted coffee all over the keyboard. But, damn if it ain't the truth! Been on that walk many times.
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Post by terrapinflyer on Apr 18, 2020 18:47:11 GMT -5
If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or just disappear?
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Post by Darin on Apr 18, 2020 18:50:58 GMT -5
Not sure, but I think I saw something like that once in Tijuana. LOL
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Post by bigwoolie on Apr 18, 2020 18:52:20 GMT -5
How come the toughest broncs a big mouth rides is always in some OTHER place?
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Post by Darin on Apr 18, 2020 18:53:31 GMT -5
HA ... yes, near that fishing hole with the "record holding" bass!
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Post by trailboss on Apr 18, 2020 19:09:46 GMT -5
A book that will never get the Peabody award.
Early reader series: Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
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Post by simnettpratt on Apr 20, 2020 1:49:28 GMT -5
If a midget did drugs, would he get high or medium?
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Post by Ronv69 on Apr 20, 2020 21:37:06 GMT -5
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Post by Kerley0319 on Apr 20, 2020 22:44:07 GMT -5
Wow
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Post by oldcajun123 on Apr 21, 2020 7:20:50 GMT -5
Watched it all, 2/observations, Jungle McGyver he is, and he never had to sharpen that tool.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Apr 21, 2020 8:26:17 GMT -5
Why? Watching wife putting make up on to shop for groceries, her face will be covered by a mask, why?
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Post by Ronv69 on Apr 21, 2020 21:00:33 GMT -5
Why? Watching wife putting make up on to shop for groceries, her face will be covered by a mask, why? Women are going to do what they are going to do. 🤪
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Post by Cramptholomew on Apr 22, 2020 9:42:24 GMT -5
I love these videos. The only problem I have is that within a couple weeks they'd become a fortress of malaria, with all the skeeters breeding in that thing. There's no aeration or replenishment of water. Some of these guys are able to pipe water in and out making them a more viable novelty. I wonder what they do with them when they're done?
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Post by ironclad on Apr 22, 2020 10:13:34 GMT -5
Today, after a deep bout of introspection, I arrived at this epiphany: I like beer.
That is all.
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