My brother and is wife were on a vacation trip several years ago. He was driving and she was reading the road map. They got hopelessly lost on some back roads in Oklahoma. Turned out that my brother had explained to his wife that the top of the map was north. So she thought that no matter which way she turned/rotated the map, the top was still north! True story!!!!!
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." — Thorin, to (and about) Bilbo