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Post by Legend Lover on Sept 22, 2020 13:17:04 GMT -5
I bought my wife a map of the world, gave her a dart and said, "wherever this lands is where we'll go on vacation."
Turns out we're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge.
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Post by Darin on Sept 22, 2020 13:18:33 GMT -5
Ha! Hadn't heard that one.  |
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Post by simnettpratt on Sept 22, 2020 13:49:44 GMT -5
I liked that one. I've got another one for you:
I want to get a map of the world and put pins in every location I've been to. But first, I'm going to have to visit the top two corners of the map.
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Post by pepesdad1 on Sept 22, 2020 13:52:28 GMT -5
"Turns out we're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge."
With our luck, that would be exactly where we would be.
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Post by Legend Lover on Sept 22, 2020 15:23:25 GMT -5
I liked that one. I've got another one for you: I want to get a map of the world and put pins in every location I've been to. But first, I'm going to have to visit the top two corners of the map. very good. |
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Post by oldcajun123 on Sept 22, 2020 15:24:28 GMT -5
 Good one!
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Post by mrlunting on Sept 22, 2020 15:52:38 GMT -5
I bought my wife a map of the world, gave her a dart and said, "wherever this lands is where we'll go on vacation." Turns out we're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge. Lmao! And still laughing!! |
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Post by mrlunting on Sept 22, 2020 15:54:52 GMT -5
I bought my wife a map of the world, gave her a dart and said, "wherever this lands is where we'll go on vacation." Turns out we're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge. Lmao! And still laughing!! The "groan" award goes to! |
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Post by Gandalf on Sept 22, 2020 18:28:10 GMT -5
I've got a story about maps that's hilarious.
My brother and is wife were on a vacation trip several years ago.
He was driving and she was reading the road map.
They got hopelessly lost on some back roads in Oklahoma.
Turned out that my brother had explained to his wife that the top of the map was north.
So she thought that no matter which way she turned/rotated the map, the top was still north!
True story!!!!!
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Post by mrlunting on Sept 22, 2020 19:04:31 GMT -5
Classic!!!
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Post by Darin on Sept 22, 2020 22:43:14 GMT -5
My grandchildren's favorite knock-knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there??
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w... MOO!!!
They told that one back to me many times. Lol
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Post by Legend Lover on Sept 23, 2020 1:03:44 GMT -5
I handed my dad his 80th birthday card. He looked at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, "you know, one would have been enough."
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Post by trailboss on Jul 29, 2021 21:34:49 GMT -5
Grandpa, grandpa! Do your frog imitation!
Grandpa: I don’t do frog imitations!
Grandkids: Grandma said that when you croak, we get to go to Disneyland.
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Post by username on Jul 29, 2021 21:54:20 GMT -5
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?!
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Post by username on Jul 30, 2021 23:38:59 GMT -5
From a friend “I tried ordering escargot from amazon, but it took forever to arrive. freakin' snail mail”
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 30, 2021 23:45:32 GMT -5
From a friend “I tried ordering escargot from amazon, but it took forever to arrive. freakin' snail mail” 1/2 groan. |
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Post by Legend Lover on Jul 31, 2021 4:11:42 GMT -5
From a friend “I tried ordering escargot from amazon, but it took forever to arrive. freakin' snail mail” Brilliant |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 31, 2021 9:03:57 GMT -5
From a friend “I tried ordering escargot from amazon, but it took forever to arrive. freakin' snail mail” Brilliant It must translate differently in Ireland. |
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Post by trailboss on Jul 31, 2021 11:10:38 GMT -5
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Post by Plainsman on Jul 31, 2021 14:32:30 GMT -5
It must translate differently in Ireland. He's not in Ireland. He's in Northern Ireland. There is a difference. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 31, 2021 15:14:24 GMT -5
It must translate differently in Ireland. He's not in Ireland. He's in Northern Ireland. There is a difference. How so. I am stupid you know. And please tell me what difference it makes. And then why I or you, should care. Use simple words and double spaced. |
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Post by Plainsman on Jul 31, 2021 16:47:22 GMT -5
"Ireland" is the Republic of Ireland, Eire, an independent country. "Northern Ireland" is a province of the United Kingdom. Are they different? Oh, yes. Very different. NI is, of course, ON the island of Ireland, but is NOT "Ireland."
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 31, 2021 16:54:07 GMT -5
"Ireland" is the Republic of Ireland, Eire, an independent country. "Northern Ireland" is a province of the United Kingdom. Are they different? Oh, yes. Very different. NI is, of course, ON the island of Ireland, but is NOT "Ireland." And that had exactly what to do with the joke? tell me something I don't know. |
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Post by Plainsman on Jul 31, 2021 17:11:21 GMT -5
"Ireland" is the Republic of Ireland, Eire, an independent country. "Northern Ireland" is a province of the United Kingdom. Are they different? Oh, yes. Very different. NI is, of course, ON the island of Ireland, but is NOT "Ireland." And that had exactly what to do with the joke? tell me something I don't know. You said “It must translate differently in Ireland.” I was merely correcting your geography. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jul 31, 2021 17:19:19 GMT -5
And that had exactly what to do with the joke? tell me something I don't know. You said “It must translate differently in Ireland.” I was merely correcting your geography. It was close enough for my purpose, but I thank you anyway. I was referring to the whole island. "Ireland is an island in the North Atlantic. It is separated from Great Britain to its east by the North Channel, the Irish Sea, and St George's Channel. Ireland is the second-largest island of the British Isles, the third-largest in Europe, and the twentieth-largest on Earth." |
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Post by toshtego on Jul 31, 2021 17:30:16 GMT -5
I just want to know if the Irish Guards Regiment are still led by English officers?
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Post by Legend Lover on Jul 31, 2021 17:30:54 GMT -5
To be fair, I use the two terms interchangeably (depending on company).
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Post by trailboss on Jul 31, 2021 17:53:50 GMT -5
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Post by toshtego on Jul 31, 2021 21:23:48 GMT -5
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Post by Plainsman on Jul 31, 2021 22:16:48 GMT -5
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Good one!
