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Post by Gandalf on Dec 4, 2020 20:23:17 GMT -5
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband wondered off, so she called his cell phone.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?
I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the pipe shop next door to that."
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Post by trailboss on Dec 4, 2020 20:32:34 GMT -5
Ha!
That is funny!
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Post by Gypo on Dec 4, 2020 20:39:31 GMT -5
That gave me a good chuckle
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Post by Gandalf on Dec 4, 2020 20:39:34 GMT -5
How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
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Post by taiguy66 on Dec 4, 2020 20:51:55 GMT -5
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband wondered off, so she called his cell phone. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. "Well I am in the pipe shop next door to that." Love it!👍 |
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Post by mrlunting on Dec 4, 2020 21:23:10 GMT -5
We are busting a gut right now. Thank you so much! Greatly appreciated 👍🤪
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Post by jay on Dec 4, 2020 22:12:38 GMT -5
Where was that shop, again?
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Post by calabash on Dec 5, 2020 8:39:52 GMT -5
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband wondered off, so she called his cell phone. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. "Well I am in the pipe shop next door to that." I have to share that one with my wife.
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Post by trailboss on Dec 5, 2020 9:26:11 GMT -5
My wife posted it on her Facebook page... “sounds like my husband”.
😝
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Post by oldcajun123 on Dec 5, 2020 9:33:19 GMT -5
 Real life joke, my Grandfather was a joker, my Father wanted a horse for Christmas, he hung his stocking up with his brothers. That morning my father raced to his stocking, there was dried horse 💩 in it. Grandpaw said you got up too late, the horse has 💩 and gone! My Father remembered that his whole life. Life was cruel in those days.
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Post by just ol ed on Dec 5, 2020 9:40:05 GMT -5
adding my thanx for that goodie, keep 'em coming. (Only one I know is so far x-rated...no way post. Heard same yrs ago, from late step-daughter. Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY ok all...this one sorta borderline www.naute.com/xmas/angel.php |
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Post by trailboss on Dec 5, 2020 10:42:02 GMT -5
adding my thanx for that goodie, keep 'em coming. (Only one I know is so far x-rated...no way post. Heard same yrs ago, from late step-daughter. Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY ok all...this one sorta borderline www.naute.com/xmas/angel.php😝 |
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Post by Gandalf on Dec 5, 2020 11:29:26 GMT -5
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Post by Ronv69 on Dec 5, 2020 12:18:53 GMT -5
adding my thanx for that goodie, keep 'em coming. (Only one I know is so far x-rated...no way post. Heard same yrs ago, from late step-daughter. Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY ok all...this one sorta borderline www.naute.com/xmas/angel.phpJust goes to show that you can't judge a person on their attitude on one day. Everyone can have a bad day. #Lizardonarock just has more than most.  |
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Post by Gandalf on Dec 5, 2020 18:01:25 GMT -5
Where was that shop, again? Right - where CAN you find a real pipe shop these days. |
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Post by Gandalf on Dec 5, 2020 18:06:40 GMT -5
A guy was showing his neighbor a big diamond ring he bought for his wife for Christmas.
The neighbor said, "But I thought your wife wanted one of those new 4 wheel drive jeeps?"
The husband said, "Yes, but where can you buy a fake jeep?".
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Post by isett2860 on Dec 6, 2020 10:21:55 GMT -5
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Post by just ol ed on Dec 6, 2020 10:39:04 GMT -5
wouldn't dare this one. 1st heard from late Benny Hill but goes way back. If recall, the only network who would take his stuff was when Fox 1st started, Benny sure pushed the boundaries on censorship. Do your own joke search..."why Santa has no children"
again, that one probably even older than I am.
Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY
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Post by Gandalf on Dec 7, 2020 14:38:22 GMT -5
Recently I had a little too much "fun" at the office Christmas party. Knowing the police were on special alert, I did what they say you should do - I took a cab home.
This proved to be a wise decision, because after only a few blocks there was a police roadblock. They were checking drivers with a breath-alyzer. But the taxi, being a taxi, was waved right on through.
So it was a good decision to take a cab. But now I have this taxi in my garage and I don’t know what to do with it.
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Post by Ronv69 on Dec 7, 2020 15:59:51 GMT -5
Recently I had a little too much "fun" at the office Christmas party. Knowing the police were on special alert, I did what they say you should do - I took a cab home. This proved to be a wise decision, because after only a few blocks there was a police roadblock. They were checking drivers with a breath-alyzer. But the taxi, being a taxi, was waved right on through. So it was a good decision to take a cab. But now I have this taxi in my garage and I don’t know what to do with it. I know it's an Internet cliche, but I am ROTFLMAO! 😁 |
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Post by mrlunting on Dec 8, 2020 17:22:42 GMT -5
A guy was showing his neighbor a big diamond ring he bought for his wife for Christmas. The neighbor said, "But I thought your wife wanted one of those new 4 wheel drive jeeps?" The husband said, "Yes, but where can you buy a fake jeep?". good one!😁 |
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Post by mrlunting on Dec 8, 2020 17:26:37 GMT -5
Recently I had a little too much "fun" at the office Christmas party. Knowing the police were on special alert, I did what they say you should do - I took a cab home. This proved to be a wise decision, because after only a few blocks there was a police roadblock. They were checking drivers with a breath-alyzer. But the taxi, being a taxi, was waved right on through. So it was a good decision to take a cab. But now I have this taxi in my garage and I don’t know what to do with it. I know it's an Internet cliche, but I am ROTFLMAO! 😁 I second, third and fourth that. I awarded you three lol for this! |
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Post by mrlunting on Dec 8, 2020 17:29:26 GMT -5
A guy was showing his neighbor a big diamond ring he bought for his wife for Christmas. The neighbor said, "But I thought your wife wanted one of those new 4 wheel drive jeeps?" The husband said, "Yes, but where can you buy a fake jeep?". we almost fell off the couch laughing. Thanks so much! |
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Post by Gandalf on Dec 8, 2020 22:18:51 GMT -5
Some "one liners":
I miss the good old days when women thought mistletoe was fun...
and not sexual harassment.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
When I was a kid I figured out that my parents were Santa.
I still have no idea how they made it to all the houses in one night.
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Post by jay on Dec 8, 2020 22:28:32 GMT -5
Poor Jack Frost. All those noses...covered by masks.
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Real life joke, my Grandfather was a joker, my Father wanted a horse for Christmas, he hung his stocking up with his brothers. That morning my father raced to his stocking, there was dried horse 💩 in it. Grandpaw said you got up too late, the horse has 💩 and gone! My Father remembered that his whole life. Life was cruel in those days.
