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Post by oldcajun123 on Mar 28, 2021 10:09:01 GMT -5
He said Old Lady asked me to check her balance. I PUSHED HER OVER!   |
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Post by RDPipes on Mar 28, 2021 11:06:10 GMT -5
He said Old Lady asked me to check her balance. I PUSHED HER OVER! Hey, that deserves a grin at least.  |
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Post by fadingdaylight on Mar 28, 2021 11:07:55 GMT -5
That reminds me of the one where this old lady, in a wheelchair, is sitting at a bus stop. She's complaining to the young man next her about how she's never been screwed. So he gets up, dumps her out of the wheelchair, pushes it out into the middle of the road, and says "there, now you're screwed"!
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Post by mrlunting on Mar 28, 2021 11:11:18 GMT -5
He said Old Lady asked me to check her balance. I PUSHED HER OVER! 🤪🤪🤪 good one, eh! |
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Post by mrlunting on Mar 28, 2021 11:11:43 GMT -5
That reminds me of the one where this old lady, in a wheelchair, is sitting at a bus stop. She's complaining to the young man next her about how she's never been screwed. So he gets up, dumps her out of the wheelchair, pushes it out into the middle of the road, and says "there, now you're screwed"! That's good to!! |
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Post by sperrytops on Mar 28, 2021 13:12:52 GMT -5
That’s elder abuse.
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Post by mrlunting on Mar 28, 2021 13:38:21 GMT -5
If it were non fiction. Yes. 😉 |
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 28, 2021 13:41:34 GMT -5
All of us old folks thought it was funny. But we aren't known for being politically correct. 😁🤠 |
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Post by just ol ed on Mar 28, 2021 14:41:34 GMT -5
great 2-liners both of ya. One of my old folks quickie:
Old lady, very hard of hearing, goes to her PCP doc for routine checkup. Doc places stethoscope on her back. "Big breaths now"
old lady (sigh)
"Used to be"
never bothered when folks use the word "old" & "Ed" in the same sentence, going on for years now
cheers & good health to all
Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY
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Post by sperrytops on Mar 28, 2021 14:42:22 GMT -5
If it were non fiction. Yes. 😉 Well, I did mean it tongue in cheek. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 28, 2021 14:43:14 GMT -5
If it were non fiction. Yes. 😉 Well, I did mean it tongue in cheek. 😜 |
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Post by mrlunting on Mar 28, 2021 18:14:27 GMT -5
great 2-liners both of ya. One of my old folks quickie: Old lady, very hard of hearing, goes to her PCP doc for routine checkup. Doc places stethoscope on her back. "Big breaths now" old lady (sigh) "Used to be" never bothered when folks use the word "old" & "Ed" in the same sentence, going on for years now cheers & good health to all Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY Ed you are only as old as you feel. Times I wish I could have experienced what you have. You have led an extraordinary life and would love if you would PM me. Even to just ramble. I would love to hear what you have to say. And the advice you could give. |
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