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Post by toshtego on Jun 15, 2021 18:06:37 GMT -5
Of course you know, this means WAR!
The Jack Winged Fascist insects have seized the Sudetenland of my house and must be stopped.
I appealed to the League of Bugs but to no avail. I was told something which sounded like, "A piece of cake in our times".
Arms on order. "Bug-A-Salt 3", Black Fly Edition. Boxes of Morton's Kosher Salt, the 00 Buckshot of Salt Guns.
I may hire out to neighbors for House Fly Pest Control. Cards being printed up now. "Have Salt Gun, Will Travel. Email Pandemonium, Taos NM".
Pando, oh, Pando, where do you roam?
A knight without armor in fly infested land..."
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Post by qmechanics on Jun 15, 2021 19:33:17 GMT -5
Of course you know, this means WAR! The Jack Winged Fascist insects have seized the Sudetenland of my house and must be stopped. I appealed to the League of Bugs but to no avail. I was told something which sounded like, "A piece of cake in our times". Arms on order. "Bug-A-Salt 3", Black Fly Edition. Boxes of Morton's Kosher Salt, the 00 Buckshot of Salt Guns. I may hire out to neighbors for House Fly Pest Control. Cards being printed up now. "Have Salt Gun, Will Travel. Email Pandemonium, Taos NM". Pando, oh, Pando, where do you roam? A knight without armor in fly infested land..." Wow man I never knew..... |
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Post by urbino on Jun 15, 2021 19:38:46 GMT -5
This aggression will not stand, man.  |
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Post by trailboss on Jun 15, 2021 19:41:52 GMT -5
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Post by Gypo on Jun 15, 2021 22:07:58 GMT -5
I have one but pulled it out the other day and it wont fire  |
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Post by trailboss on Jun 15, 2021 22:15:11 GMT -5
I have one but pulled it out the other day and it wont fire Salt= corrosive primers. 😝 |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jun 15, 2021 22:38:30 GMT -5
22 ratshot makes tiny holes that are easily painted over. 😜🤠
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Post by Gypo on Jun 15, 2021 22:40:00 GMT -5
I have one but pulled it out the other day and it wont fire Salt= corrosive primers. 😝 I like your humor Charlie |
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Post by Legend Lover on Jun 16, 2021 3:06:15 GMT -5
I am tempted to get one of these myself, if they weren't that little bit pricey. £20 off and I would purchase.
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Post by sparks on Jun 16, 2021 8:43:00 GMT -5
I think I need one of these too. Besides the little annoying circling flies that like to hang under our awning, I'm concerned about the spotted lanternflies that are currently growing from nymph state.
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Post by toshtego on Jun 16, 2021 9:21:58 GMT -5
This aggression will not stand, man. That is my feeling. |
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Post by toshtego on Jun 16, 2021 9:23:07 GMT -5
22 ratshot makes tiny holes that are easily painted over. 😜🤠 Mostly they dwell on windows. Lead or steel shot not the answer. |
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Post by Plainsman on Jun 16, 2021 10:34:43 GMT -5
Careful. Coarse salt spoils too much meat.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jun 16, 2021 10:58:06 GMT -5
Careful. Coarse salt spoils too much meat. Someone on Amazon has taken a regular table salt container and relabled it as Bug-a-Salt ammunition and charges 12 bucks a pound plus shipping for it. |
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Post by fadingdaylight on Jun 16, 2021 11:52:29 GMT -5
I want one of these, they look so fun
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Post by briarbuck on Jun 16, 2021 14:44:58 GMT -5
Shot a fly about a half hour ago. They call me The Legend.  |
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Post by qmechanics on Jun 16, 2021 16:24:15 GMT -5
Shot a fly about a half hour ago. They call me The Legend. Who would mess with a legend?  |
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Post by pepesdad1 on Jun 16, 2021 16:35:35 GMT -5
Perfect!!! I can salt my corn and kill a fly all in the same motion. Not sure I want to eat the corn if it has fly guts on it, however.  |
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Post by urbino on Jun 16, 2021 19:56:31 GMT -5
Perfect!!! I can salt my corn and kill a fly all in the same motion. Not sure I want to eat the corn if it has fly guts on it, however. Exactly what I was thinking! |
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Post by trailboss on Jun 16, 2021 20:17:32 GMT -5
Perfect!!! I can salt my corn and kill a fly all in the same motion. Not sure I want to eat the corn if it has fly guts on it, however. Increases your protein intake though. |
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Post by fadingdaylight on Jun 16, 2021 21:04:06 GMT -5
Perfect!!! I can salt my corn and kill a fly all in the same motion. Not sure I want to eat the corn if it has fly guts on it, however. To be fair, the average person consumes roughly 300 insects per year, in their peanut butter. A little fly seasoning won't hurt, lol. |
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Post by toshtego on Jun 17, 2021 8:03:48 GMT -5
The big challenge is mounting all those Fly heads on my bandolier. When I go forth for Flys, the message is "Fear Me".
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Post by toshtego on Jun 17, 2021 8:05:05 GMT -5
I wonder if there is an attachable shoulder stock?
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Post by dingobob on Jun 17, 2021 8:29:40 GMT -5
Yesterday, my wife showed me a video of her dad sucking up flies with a vacuum.
I remembered this post and ordered him one of these gadgets, so thanks for the Father's Day idea!
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Post by sparks on Jun 17, 2021 8:36:24 GMT -5
Whilst browsing the Bug-a-Salt options on Amazon, I see they now have one with a laser attachment. This shite is getting real!
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Post by toshtego on Jun 17, 2021 9:23:04 GMT -5
Whilst browsing the Bug-a-Salt options on Amazon, I see they now have one with a laser attachment. This shite is getting real! As I mentioned above, waiting for the attachable stock. Then laser sight. Bayonet in case they charge. "Back in Uganda, we stack their bodies three feet high" -General Idi Amin. |
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Post by toshtego on Jun 17, 2021 14:58:32 GMT -5
This aggression will not stand, man. |
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Post by urbino on Jun 17, 2021 23:48:33 GMT -5
This aggression will not stand, man. Precisely. |
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Post by briarbuck on Jun 18, 2021 8:09:02 GMT -5
BTW regular iodized salt works better killing flies than course kosher salt.
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Post by toshtego on Jun 18, 2021 8:46:38 GMT -5
BTW regular iodized salt works better killing flies than course kosher salt. Thanks for the tip. That I will try! |
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