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Post by Plainsman on Feb 18, 2023 12:04:59 GMT -5
Yep. Error compounded upon error to see if you were awake.
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 18, 2023 12:44:57 GMT -5
Yep. Error compounded upon error to see if you were awake. Only halfway. Probably going to nap soon. |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 18, 2023 14:39:44 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Feb 19, 2023 4:08:06 GMT -5
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Mrs. Zarnicky
Junior Member
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First Name: Anichka
Favorite Tobacco: (Country Squire) Hunting Creek, Black Arrow. (Sutliff) Vanilla Custard
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Feb 19, 2023 13:13:20 GMT -5
Wait! How do you get down from an elephant? Duh. You get down from a goose. Price of down skyrocketing. Down is up. |
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rastewart
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First Name: Rich
Favorite Pipe: Freehands, bent bulldogs, and the incomparable Peterson 303
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Post by rastewart on Feb 19, 2023 13:32:45 GMT -5
I should have been clearer and used “Tobacco consumption.” Mea culpa. And you probably should have posted this in the Consumption thread. 😁
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Samoa." "Samoa who?" "Samoa Ether bunnies!"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Estelle." "Estelle who?" "Estelle Samoa Ether bunnies!"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Consumption." "Consumption who?" "Consumption be done about all these Ether bunnies?!" |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 20, 2023 15:20:35 GMT -5
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Post by Silver on Feb 20, 2023 16:01:26 GMT -5
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Post by urbino on Feb 20, 2023 18:33:23 GMT -5
Tigger is that vibrating pill that makes you Pooh.
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Post by turbocat on Feb 21, 2023 15:17:24 GMT -5
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Post by oldcajun123 on Feb 21, 2023 19:02:29 GMT -5
 An old man is sitting at the bar in a run-down joint, the only customer. The door bursts open, and this young tough in workout clothes bounds in. He looks around, sees the old man, grabs him, thrashes him, and leaves him unconscious on the floor. The young man looks at the bartender and says, “When that old geezer wakes up, tell him that was jiujitsu from Japan.” A month or so later, the old man is back in the bar with a cast on one arm and a cane by his side. The door bursts open, the same young man bounds in, and again he proceeds to beat the old man in unconsciousness. Before he leaves, he turns to the appalled bartender and says, “When that ancient wreck comes to, tell him that was karate from Korea.” About three months later, the old man is back in the bar, now with a neck brace and crutches. Sure enough, the door bursts open, the young man bounds in, and the bartender thinks, “I can’t watch this,” and buries his face in his hands. There are crashes, thuds, howls of pain, crunching sounds, and finally silence. The bartender looks up and is startled to see the young man on the floor, unconscious and with blood pooling around his head. The old man, blood spattered, is standing over him with a grim smile on his lips. He looks up at the bartender and says, “When that young punk wakes up, tell him tHat was a crowbar from Sears !
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Post by trailboss on Feb 22, 2023 1:12:54 GMT -5
😂
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Post by turbocat on Feb 22, 2023 15:53:31 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Feb 23, 2023 14:28:24 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Feb 24, 2023 21:30:59 GMT -5
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Post by oldcajun123 on Feb 25, 2023 18:30:23 GMT -5
Old married couple fart football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!". His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..." After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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Post by trailboss on Feb 25, 2023 19:12:29 GMT -5
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Post by Plainsman on Feb 25, 2023 20:08:04 GMT -5
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Humor
Feb 25, 2023 21:56:49 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Ronv69 on Feb 25, 2023 21:56:49 GMT -5
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Post by Silver on Feb 25, 2023 23:48:34 GMT -5
Old married couple fart football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!". His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..." After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." I guess nobody wanted to recover the fumble?  |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 26, 2023 8:44:09 GMT -5
Old married couple fart football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!". His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..." After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." Oh, boy.  |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 26, 2023 14:55:56 GMT -5
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Post by trailboss on Feb 26, 2023 15:05:00 GMT -5
Old married couple fart football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!". His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..." After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." I guess nobody wanted to recover the fumble? Pretty funny comeback! 😂 |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 26, 2023 15:36:52 GMT -5
Really, nobody? Amber Heard? |
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Post by qmechanics on Feb 27, 2023 3:17:55 GMT -5
Alcohol, tobacco and firearms
That shouldn't be the name for a government agency, that should be the theme of a store.
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 27, 2023 10:59:28 GMT -5
Corvid humor: what do you call two crows?
An attempted murder.
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Post by turbocat on Feb 27, 2023 15:25:26 GMT -5
I can keep the crow theme going:  |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 27, 2023 19:49:12 GMT -5
I knew a crow that had to fly commercial once. It was okay, because he could bring his carrion.
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Post by turbocat on Feb 27, 2023 20:07:55 GMT -5
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 27, 2023 20:24:12 GMT -5
I saw a bunch of ravens trying to round up a bunch of single crows and force them into the psych hospital.
It was a conspiracy to commit a murder.
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An old man is sitting at the bar in a run-down joint, the only customer. The door bursts open, and this young tough in workout clothes bounds in. He looks around, sees the old man, grabs him, thrashes him, and leaves him unconscious on the floor. The young man looks at the bartender and says, “When that old geezer wakes up, tell him that was jiujitsu from Japan.”
