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I guess we're done with corvid jokes? They weren't much to crow about anyway and I wouldn't want to drive anyone stark raven mad.
"The unrestricted competition so commonly advocated does not leave us the survival of the fittest. The unscrupulous succeed best in accumulating wealth." -Rutherford B. Hayes
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terrapinflyer , I guess you’ll be eating crow because I’m not done yet!
Bring it, ha ha!
What did one birdwatcher say to the other birdwatcher?
Nice tits!
No worries, I'm ashamed of myself.
"The unrestricted competition so commonly advocated does not leave us the survival of the fittest. The unscrupulous succeed best in accumulating wealth." -Rutherford B. Hayes
Post by terrapinflyer on Mar 1, 2023 9:50:08 GMT -5
Well, I know why they told me sex before marriage is wrong.
It really held up the service, which was kind of embarrassing.
"The unrestricted competition so commonly advocated does not leave us the survival of the fittest. The unscrupulous succeed best in accumulating wealth." -Rutherford B. Hayes
Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Mar 1, 2023 10:40:31 GMT -5
Difference between crow and raven is 1 pinion feather. It's a matter of a pinion. Probable caws joke is wonderfully punny. Zarnicky loving puns. I getting big kick from punting them out. Zarnicky learning to pun from uncle. He was big shot in canon factory. He came in loaded one day so they had to fire him. They rehired him though because they couldn't find another man of his calibre.
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Three war veterans were getting compensations... Three war veterans were getting compensations for their years in the service. This time the compensation system was quite untraditional: they were told that they should choose two points from their bodies, and the distance (in cm) between them would be multiplied with 100 and converted into dollars. A licensed doctored was asked to do the official measuring.
The first man says: "Measure me from head to toe!" The doctor does as he is told and the first veteran, who was 183 cm tall, receives $18,300 and walks away happily.
The second veteran lifts his hand high up in the air and says: "Measure me from the tip of my finger to my toes!" He leaves over $23,000 richer.
The last veteran says: "Measure me from the tip of my penis to my balls." The doctor laughs and asks if he's certain about this. Confidently, the man pulls down his pants.
"My God!" gasps the doctor. "Where are you testicles?"
"In Vietnam."
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Three war veterans were getting compensations... Three war veterans were getting compensations for their years in the service. This time the compensation system was quite untraditional: they were told that they should choose two points from their bodies, and the distance (in cm) between them would be multiplied with 100 and converted into dollars. A licensed doctored was asked to do the official measuring.
The first man says: "Measure me from head to toe!" The doctor does as he is told and the first veteran, who was 183 cm tall, receives $18,300 and walks away happily.
The second veteran lifts his hand high up in the air and says: "Measure me from the tip of my finger to my toes!" He leaves over $23,000 richer.
The last veteran says: "Measure me from the tip of my penis to my balls." The doctor laughs and asks if he's certain about this. Confidently, the man pulls down his pants.
"My God!" gasps the doctor. "Where are you testicles?"
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