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Post by urbino on Feb 28, 2023 0:00:32 GMT -5
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Post by Plainsman on Feb 28, 2023 10:45:53 GMT -5
Exquisite.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Feb 28, 2023 11:13:49 GMT -5
  For Plainsman!
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Post by turbocat on Feb 28, 2023 13:55:03 GMT -5
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 28, 2023 16:00:47 GMT -5
What did the crow wear to the masquerade?
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. She wore a caaawstume, of course.
I guess we're done with corvid jokes? They weren't much to crow about anyway and I wouldn't want to drive anyone stark raven mad.
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Post by urbino on Feb 28, 2023 16:11:26 GMT -5
Barium enema ground? This is how bored I am. I’m making puns. |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 28, 2023 17:04:38 GMT -5
terrapinflyer, I guess you’ll be eating crow because I’m not done yet! 
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 28, 2023 17:38:25 GMT -5
terrapinflyer , I guess you’ll be eating crow because I’m not done yet! Bring it, ha ha! What did one birdwatcher say to the other birdwatcher? Nice tits! No worries, I'm ashamed of myself. |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Mar 1, 2023 9:50:08 GMT -5
Well, I know why they told me sex before marriage is wrong.
It really held up the service, which was kind of embarrassing.
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Mar 1, 2023 10:40:31 GMT -5
Difference between crow and raven is 1 pinion feather. It's a matter of a pinion. Probable caws joke is wonderfully punny. Zarnicky loving puns. I getting big kick from punting them out.
Zarnicky learning to pun from uncle. He was big shot in canon factory. He came in loaded one day so they had to fire him. They rehired him though because they couldn't find another man of his calibre.
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Post by turbocat on Mar 1, 2023 14:28:56 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 2, 2023 16:05:39 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 3, 2023 14:46:05 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 4, 2023 18:44:25 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 6, 2023 14:26:35 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 7, 2023 14:29:51 GMT -5
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Post by terrapinflyer on Mar 7, 2023 16:03:27 GMT -5
You making fun of my accent? |
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Post by turbocat on Mar 8, 2023 20:32:13 GMT -5
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Post by Plainsman on Mar 9, 2023 11:29:33 GMT -5
The great Larson…  |
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 9, 2023 14:06:28 GMT -5
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Post by Ronv69 on Mar 9, 2023 14:15:34 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 9, 2023 15:07:51 GMT -5
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Post by urbino on Mar 9, 2023 18:30:58 GMT -5
Now that's a crow joke.
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Post by turbocat on Mar 10, 2023 15:52:32 GMT -5
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Post by trailboss on Mar 11, 2023 12:37:41 GMT -5
Three war veterans were getting compensations...
Three war veterans were getting compensations for their years in the service. This time the compensation system was quite untraditional: they were told that they should choose two points from their bodies, and the distance (in cm) between them would be multiplied with 100 and converted into dollars. A licensed doctored was asked to do the official measuring.
The first man says: "Measure me from head to toe!" The doctor does as he is told and the first veteran, who was 183 cm tall, receives $18,300 and walks away happily.
The second veteran lifts his hand high up in the air and says: "Measure me from the tip of my finger to my toes!" He leaves over $23,000 richer.
The last veteran says: "Measure me from the tip of my penis to my balls." The doctor laughs and asks if he's certain about this. Confidently, the man pulls down his pants.
"My God!" gasps the doctor. "Where are you testicles?"
"In Vietnam."
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Post by Silver on Mar 11, 2023 16:17:04 GMT -5
Three war veterans were getting compensations... Three war veterans were getting compensations for their years in the service. This time the compensation system was quite untraditional: they were told that they should choose two points from their bodies, and the distance (in cm) between them would be multiplied with 100 and converted into dollars. A licensed doctored was asked to do the official measuring. The first man says: "Measure me from head to toe!" The doctor does as he is told and the first veteran, who was 183 cm tall, receives $18,300 and walks away happily. The second veteran lifts his hand high up in the air and says: "Measure me from the tip of my finger to my toes!" He leaves over $23,000 richer. The last veteran says: "Measure me from the tip of my penis to my balls." The doctor laughs and asks if he's certain about this. Confidently, the man pulls down his pants. "My God!" gasps the doctor. "Where are you testicles?" "In Vietnam." Ouch... |
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Post by turbocat on Mar 14, 2023 14:47:39 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Mar 15, 2023 14:03:59 GMT -5
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Post by Darin on Mar 15, 2023 17:57:18 GMT -5
In greek mythology, Chiron was half human doctor and half horse. You might say he was the Centaur for Disease Control.
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Post by turbocat on Mar 16, 2023 17:16:48 GMT -5
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