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Post by oldcajun123 on Jan 17, 2023 18:30:13 GMT -5
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? we're gonna have a BB!  |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 17, 2023 18:40:15 GMT -5
Grn! That is all you get for that one.
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 19, 2023 11:33:49 GMT -5
On what side of a duck are the feathers?
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The outside.
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rastewart
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Post by rastewart on Jan 19, 2023 15:51:32 GMT -5
On what side of a duck are the feathers? . . . . . . The outside.
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Jan 19, 2023 15:55:38 GMT -5
Why do ducks having tail feathers?.....
To hide their butt quacks!
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 19, 2023 16:02:45 GMT -5
This thread is getting fowl.
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 20, 2023 10:35:52 GMT -5
Wait! How do you get down from an elephant?
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Duh. You get down from a goose.
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Post by turbocat on Feb 11, 2023 15:23:23 GMT -5
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 11, 2023 18:45:01 GMT -5
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Post by Gandalf on Feb 11, 2023 20:21:19 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect".
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Post by turbocat on Feb 12, 2023 14:23:56 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Feb 13, 2023 21:30:04 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Feb 14, 2023 5:04:22 GMT -5
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Post by turbocat on Feb 15, 2023 15:08:50 GMT -5
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 15, 2023 15:44:33 GMT -5
Hmmm.
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Post by Legend Lover on Feb 15, 2023 17:35:24 GMT -5
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Post by Darin on Feb 15, 2023 17:56:19 GMT -5
Makes me think of this one ...
"I" before "E" except after "C" ... Weird!
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 15, 2023 18:02:07 GMT -5
Makes me think of this one ... "I" before "E" except after "C" ... Weird! Some teacher did a good job with you! 😁 |
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Post by Darin on Feb 15, 2023 19:07:05 GMT -5
Makes me think of this one ... "I" before "E" except after "C" ... Weird! Some teacher did a good job with you! 😁 Both of my parents were English teachers! 🙂 |
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Post by toshtego on Feb 15, 2023 19:27:59 GMT -5
For Valentines Day:  |
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 15, 2023 20:22:13 GMT -5
Some teacher did a good job with you! 😁 Both of my parents were English teachers! 🙂 👍 |
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Post by urbino on Feb 15, 2023 21:22:00 GMT -5
Makes me think of this one ... "I" before "E" except after "C" ... Weird! And "e" before "n" in "chicken". |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 16, 2023 15:01:10 GMT -5
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Post by urbino on Feb 16, 2023 17:19:00 GMT -5
Makes me think of this one ... "I" before "E" except after "C" ... Weird! And "e" before "n" in "chicken". Nobody remembers what that line is from? |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 16, 2023 17:41:55 GMT -5
And "e" before "n" in "chicken". Nobody remembers what that line is from? I thought you were referring to The Andy Griffith Show. |
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Post by urbino on Feb 16, 2023 18:20:35 GMT -5
Nobody remembers what that line is from? I thought you were referring to The Andy Griffith Show. Ding! |
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Post by turbocat on Feb 17, 2023 15:24:40 GMT -5
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Post by urbino on Feb 17, 2023 20:09:48 GMT -5
So meta.
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Post by Plainsman on Feb 18, 2023 9:54:34 GMT -5
I should have been clearer and used “Tobacco consumption.” Mea culpa.
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Post by Ronv69 on Feb 18, 2023 11:48:11 GMT -5
I should have been clearer and used “Tobacco consumption.” Mea culpa. And you probably should have posted this in the Consumption thread. 😁 |
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