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Post by trailboss on Jan 31, 2022 20:52:02 GMT -5
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 31, 2022 20:58:07 GMT -5
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
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She was too far out, man.
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 31, 2022 21:00:54 GMT -5
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace certain words with the names of musical instruments. 1 here. 😎 |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 31, 2022 21:01:02 GMT -5
Yikes. Is that a picture of herself on her tee? |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 31, 2022 21:01:56 GMT -5
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace certain words with the names of musical instruments. 1 here. 😎 MENSA braggart! |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 31, 2022 21:05:24 GMT -5
We must maintain harmonica on the forum. 😁 |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 31, 2022 21:10:50 GMT -5
We must maintain harmonica on the forum. 😁 Touché. |
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Post by trailboss on Jan 31, 2022 21:21:42 GMT -5
It simply amazes me that everyone in entertainment will go with the status quo within that community and never publicly disagree… no matter how far their career is behind them. Why generally, precious few ever garner any respect beyond their body of work… even then, it ends up cheapened. |
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Post by Ronv69 on Jan 31, 2022 21:24:45 GMT -5
It simply amazes me that everyone in entertainment will go with the status quo within that community and never publicly disagree… no matter how far their career is behind them. Why generally, precious few ever garner any respect beyond their body of work… even then, it ends up cheapened. And we haven't even heard from Bruce Springsteen yet. |
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Post by Plainsman on Feb 1, 2022 8:47:08 GMT -5
We must maintain harmonica on the forum. 😁 With no outside violins. |
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Post by Plainsman on Feb 1, 2022 9:19:39 GMT -5
I blame Ted Turner.
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 1, 2022 22:25:22 GMT -5
We must maintain harmonica on the forum. 😁 With no outside violins. We should sitar back and smoke a nice virginals. |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Feb 3, 2022 12:23:31 GMT -5
There was an incident at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The boss said to give each doll two test tickles.
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Mar 28, 2022 7:42:28 GMT -5
Zarniky loves puns best. I learned to like puns from from uncle in "Old Country". He was big shot in cannon factory. Uncle came to work loaded one day so they had to fire him. They rehired him though because they couldn't find another man of his calibre.
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Mar 29, 2022 11:23:36 GMT -5
A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, "What can I get you?" The rabbit replies, "Nothing. I'm just here because of autocorrect." The man who invented autocorrect just died. May he roast in piss. |
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Post by Plainsman on Mar 29, 2022 12:05:38 GMT -5
A Baptist minister and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “So the rabbi was busy?”
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Post by terrapinflyer on Mar 30, 2022 7:36:09 GMT -5
Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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Post by terrapinflyer on Mar 30, 2022 22:29:34 GMT -5
A woman walks into a coffee shop and says, "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese, please."
The man at the counter says, "Sorry, we only take cash."
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Post by Plainsman on Mar 31, 2022 18:55:22 GMT -5
The Director of the CIA, chief of NSA, and POTUS’ head security advisor walk into a bar.
The rest is classified.
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Post by Professor S. on Apr 1, 2022 20:37:29 GMT -5
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Steven.
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Post by Professor S. on Apr 1, 2022 20:38:42 GMT -5
How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to hold the penis.
LADDER! I meant Ladder!!
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Post by Legend Lover on Apr 3, 2022 0:52:48 GMT -5
A woman walks into a coffee shop and says, "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese, please." The man at the counter says, "Sorry, we only take cash." Clever. There must be a way to take that joke to another level with a beagle. |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Apr 11, 2022 16:44:19 GMT -5
Why was the pediatrician so short-tempered?
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He had little patients.
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Post by urbino on Apr 11, 2022 17:13:23 GMT -5
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Post by just ol ed on Apr 14, 2022 22:35:25 GMT -5
sure do follow frequently. Enjoy 'em all. Hope can come up with a few new one-liners soon. Sure all are bored with the same 'ol few. My "take" on what's so popular for awhile now
"have a day, pick yer own mood, just stay outa the sh****r"
Ed Duncan, Batavia, NY
dirty olde man r me
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Post by terrapinflyer on Apr 19, 2022 13:49:44 GMT -5
Why are vegan guys so wimpy?
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Because they're alfalfa males.
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Post by exbenedict on Apr 19, 2022 22:34:09 GMT -5
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Post by jeffd on Apr 28, 2022 16:17:13 GMT -5
For those of you into Western Swing music, you will appreciate how fall on the floor funny this is. Bob Wills was known for his vocal interjections during performance. Things like, "Ahhh Haaa" and "Talk on, talk on". I recently heard him say "“Shoot low, Sheriff - I think she’s ridin’ a Shetland!” I just about fell out of my chair and snorted my coffee.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Apr 28, 2022 16:20:48 GMT -5
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Post by Gandalf on Apr 28, 2022 19:26:51 GMT -5
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