jay
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Edward's Pipes....only Edward's pipes....and Buccaneer in the bowl
Posts: 442 
First Name: Jay
Favorite Pipe: Edwards handmade
Favorite Tobacco: Buccaneer, Special Balkan, Scottish Moor
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Post by jay on Dec 10, 2022 20:11:34 GMT -5
 I had no idea this was how they refilled beer kegs😝 Sorry I didn’t see this until now…but it would seriously explain Rainier Beer. |
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Post by adui on Dec 10, 2022 21:50:27 GMT -5
Sorry I didn’t see this until now…but it would seriously explain Rainier Beer. ROFL!! |
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Mrs. Zarnicky
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Posts: 226
First Name: Anichka
Favorite Tobacco: (Country Squire) Hunting Creek, Black Arrow. (Sutliff) Vanilla Custard
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on Dec 12, 2022 10:06:33 GMT -5
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? . . . . . She was too far out, man. What do you call a hippie's wife? . . . Mississippi. |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 7, 2023 10:55:52 GMT -5
 Our understanding of the universe has advanced since you old guys were in school. |
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Post by toshtego on Jan 7, 2023 11:49:24 GMT -5
Our understanding of the universe has advanced since you old guys were in school. First that Galileo dude tried to tell us the Earth is not flat nor the center of Creation. Now, planetary orbits are wobbly and unhinged. |
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Post by terrapinflyer on Jan 7, 2023 12:40:27 GMT -5
Our understanding of the universe has advanced since you old guys were in school. First that Galileo dude tried to tell us the Earth is not flat nor the center of Creation. Now, planetary orbits are wobbly and unhinged. It's the Strange ones that concern me, but some are quite Charming. |
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Post by toshtego on Jan 7, 2023 19:02:35 GMT -5
Emily, that is well "said".
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Post by toshtego on Apr 27, 2023 15:03:23 GMT -5
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Post by jeffd on May 15, 2023 11:41:34 GMT -5
A man dies, falling into a vat of beer. Took a while to die as he kept climbing out to go to the bathroom.
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Post by jeffd on May 15, 2023 11:42:03 GMT -5
Q: What's the best way to commit suicide in Siberia?
A: Take a loaf of bread, and go lie on the train tracks.
Q: What's the bread for?
A: You can starve to death waiting for a train in Siberia.
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Post by jeffd on May 15, 2023 11:56:30 GMT -5
Teacher: Johnny, tell us something you are not good at that starts with the letter “N”.
Johnny: Spelling.
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Post by Silver on May 15, 2023 12:54:37 GMT -5
I didn't realize we had two "Humor" threads. We're not THAT funny!
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Post by turbocat on May 15, 2023 14:38:51 GMT -5
I didn't realize we had two "Humor" threads. We're not THAT funny! Yeah, maybe Jeff wants to start his own “humor” clique so he revived last year’s thread. Meanwhile, on a Zarnicky post people are getting serious about humor. I will stick to the new thread and continue to post my somewhat demented jokes and comics. |
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Post by trailboss on May 15, 2023 23:37:22 GMT -5
I didn't realize we had two "Humor" threads. We're not THAT funny! I still crack up over “I pinch all four your cheeks”~ Zarnicky |
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Mrs. Zarnicky
Junior Member
Posts: 226
First Name: Anichka
Favorite Tobacco: (Country Squire) Hunting Creek, Black Arrow. (Sutliff) Vanilla Custard
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Post by Mrs. Zarnicky on May 16, 2023 7:45:29 GMT -5
I didn't realize we had two "Humor" threads. We're not THAT funny! I still crack up over “I pinch all four your cheeks”~ Zarnicky Zarnicky so funny! link- Hee,hee,hee |
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Post by jeffd on Jul 28, 2023 11:28:45 GMT -5
So what is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Jul 29, 2023 16:10:21 GMT -5
 Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there's a knock at the door."Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"
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Humor.
Jul 29, 2023 18:57:17 GMT -5
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Post by trailboss on Jul 29, 2023 18:57:17 GMT -5
😂
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The Wizzard
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Favorite Pipe: Vauen Friddo
Favorite Tobacco: Blue Note
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Post by The Wizzard on Aug 3, 2023 10:58:04 GMT -5
My wife has a colleague who studies tumours in pigs. He's an oinkologist. link |
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Post by jeffd on Aug 3, 2023 15:56:24 GMT -5
My wife has a colleague who studies tumours in pigs. He's an oinkologist. linkWhen you kill them its sooieside. |
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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 4, 2023 8:19:01 GMT -5
Apainter walks up to a church and offers to paint it. The church manager agrees. Business isn’t going well for the painter so he decides to save some money by adding water to thin the paint. He gets a few days in and a massive storm appears out of nowhere with lightning and thunder crashing around him. A booming voice comes from the clouds, “How dare you steal from my church”. The painter screams out, “Lord I’m so sorry, what can I do to save myself?”. The booming voice responds, “Repaint, repaint and thin no more!”
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Post by Plainsman on Aug 4, 2023 13:16:07 GMT -5
*GROAN*
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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 13, 2023 10:37:49 GMT -5
A very awful man dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and welcomes him. “Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices. Let me show you.” He took the man to a corridor with three doors. The man looked in the small window of the first door. Inside he could see people up to their necks in human feces. They were writhing, moaning, and throwing up from the stench. The man was unsure. “That doesn’t look so good. Can I see the next room?” “Of course!” Satan led him to the next door. Through the window, he saw people up to their waists in excrement. They were also throwing up and miserable. “I don’t know, “ said the man. “Can I see the third room?” “But of course!” Satan crooned. He led him to the third door. The man saw people standing in human feces up to their knees. However, this group was having cake and coffee and smiling. The man was relieved. “This room looks the best. I’ll go in here,” he told Satan. “As you wish, sir. Welcome to Eternity.” Satan let him into the room. The people inside welcomed him and gave him a piece of cake and some coffee. The man was happy with his choice. Suddenly, a klaxon sounded. Over the intercom, a voice said “Okay everyone. Break’s over. Back on your heads!”
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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 29, 2023 13:38:43 GMT -5
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day? Late at night, the alien spacecraft developed engine trouble and was forced to land. The grizzled captain and his young copilot exited the craft to reconnoiter. They were in the high desert, the air was brisk, and it was utterly dark except for twinkling starlight, a low crescent moon, and a faint glow on the horizon. At an easy pace, they hiked toward the glow on the horizon. It turned out to be an empty gas station, brightly lit by sodium lights, but utterly silent. Together, they approached the center gas pump in the first row. It displayed digits and letters, but it didn’t respond. “Take us to your leader,” the captain said. The gas pump remained silent. “Perhaps he doesn’t hear well,” the captain said to his copilot. “Take us to your leader,” the captain shouted. “It’s very important.” The gas pump remained silent. “This is your last chance,” the captain bellowed. “Take us to your leader.” Simultaneously, the copilot raised his blaster to threaten the gas pump. Still, the pump did not respond. “Now or else,” the captain said, while the copilot began to press the trigger on his blaster. “No, No …” screamed the captain, reaching out to deflect the blaster, but it was too late. The blaster hit the pump squarely in the middle, and the explosion was fearsome. The aliens ended up in the distance, 50 yards away, dazed and stunned by the concussion. Slowly, they regained consciousness. “Tell me,” inquired the copilot. “How did you know the alien was going to be so dangerous?” “In all my travels back and forth across the galaxy,” the captain responded, “I’ve learned at least one important thing: When you come across an alien who can wrap his dick around himself three times and still stick it in his ear, you gotta give him some space!”
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Post by Ronv69 on Aug 30, 2023 0:16:47 GMT -5
"A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us....." 😁
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Post by Plainsman on Aug 30, 2023 8:20:53 GMT -5
Good to see you back.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Aug 30, 2023 9:05:19 GMT -5
Ron, been lonesome without you my friend!
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tree16
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Post by tree16 on Aug 30, 2023 12:01:08 GMT -5
I heard this joke from my niece who was in kindergarten at the time, I still get a lot of mileage out of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly person's house
Knock, knock....
It's the chicken!
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Post by Plainsman on Aug 30, 2023 12:17:08 GMT -5
I love chicken jokes.
A bit ‘niche’ but someone might recognize this:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make an album with the Chieftains.
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Post by SailorBen on Sept 1, 2023 20:53:27 GMT -5
Happy September  |
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there's a knock at the door."Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?" 
