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Post by Plainsman on Sept 1, 2023 23:23:19 GMT -5
WARNING: When in town, do NOT leave your vehicle unlocked!
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Post by jeffd on Sept 4, 2023 16:55:24 GMT -5
A company makes cushions for bar stools, to make them more comfortable. They call them stool softeners. 
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Post by tree16 on Sept 7, 2023 14:41:22 GMT -5
I'm teaching my 4 y/o some jokes and she's got a few memorized at this point. My favorite is What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
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Post by Plainsman on Sept 11, 2023 10:50:03 GMT -5
An Indian takes his old non-working pocket watch to a jeweler. When the back of the watch is pried off a dead bug falls out. The Indian says, “No wonder watch no work. Engineer dead.”
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Post by urbino on Sept 11, 2023 15:25:02 GMT -5
I was just looking for something in the fridge and noticed that the Yuengling 12-pk carton says: "Please recycle. Save our planet. It's the only one with beer."
Well played, Yuengling.
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Humor.
Sept 11, 2023 19:26:28 GMT -5
via mobile
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Post by trailboss on Sept 11, 2023 19:26:28 GMT -5
At the top of his game.
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Post by SailorBen on Sept 12, 2023 0:02:47 GMT -5
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Post by SailorBen on Sept 14, 2023 10:45:04 GMT -5
Why is a moon rock more delicious than an Earth rock?
A Moon rock is a little meteor.
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