rastewart
Junior Member
Posts: 360
First Name: Rich
Favorite Pipe: Freehands, bent bulldogs, and the incomparable Peterson 303
Favorite Tobacco: Mac Baren's Scottish Blend (Mixture), C&D Mountain Camp, C&D Bayou Morning
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Post by rastewart on Nov 18, 2024 16:16:40 GMT -5
As with many of us oldsters my hearing has declined to the point of isolation. It was advised to get a hearing aid. I finally found one that works in all conditions and all weather. Kind of hard to get through the doors but I do not mind. Say, that might be an improvement on my ear trumpet. My arm gets tired holding that thing up.
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Post by oldcajun123 on Nov 20, 2024 15:42:39 GMT -5
Tue "The age-old bet"👵👵👵👴 Three elderly ladies were relaxing on a park bench outside their retirement home when a gray-haired gentleman strolled past. One of the women called out, "Hey, we bet we can guess exactly how old you are!" Chuckling, the man replied, "There's no way you can figure that out!" With a twinkle in her eye, one of the ladies said, "Oh, we can! Just drop your trousers and boxers, and we'll tell you your age on the spot." A bit flustered but curious, the old man obliged, thinking he could prove them wrong. The three ladies then asked him to spin around a few times and jump up and down. Determined to see them fail, he complied. In perfect harmony, they all shouted, "You're 87!" Startled and standing there in disbelief, the old man asked, "How on earth did you know?!" Grinning and clapping, the ladies giggled, "We were at your birthday party yesterday
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